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So I'm finally finished!! I'm pretty much officially Pitch's whore for the next year and a half though because she donated 500k within a heartbeat after I mentioned the dropped price on my Lidlenovo. Soooooo even though I'm broke now, I do have the biggest thank yous to EVERYONE who helped and I'm hoping to continue to earn funds and everything to help any of you other members with your dream avatars or items on your wish list in general. Probably starting with Bunnymund because somebody thought it would be a great idea to force 200k when their item is much more expensive and they could use the funding. So I'm going to try and double your return Kangaroo.

~*~*~*~Donators~*~*~*~
The Guardian of Hope ~ 200k ~ heart (More like forcibly shoved down my throat)
The Witch of the Wood ~ 50k ~ heart

Ok, may as well start with a bang and a bit of history right off of my family tree. My family, on my mother's father's side is Scots-Irish. I am directly descended from the Davidson clan in Scotland.

Now, the Davidson's were close to a neighboring clan, the McPherson. Well between our two clans a long time ago, it was constant bickering and fighting. Well enough was enough and the current king of the area at the time decided it was time to settle things once and for all. So each clan was instructed to send thirty of their warriors armed with swords alone to an area midway between both clan centers.

Well for one reason or another the McPherson clan was short one man, and the Davidson clan refused to fight with uneven odds, and McPherson refused to lose by default. Luckily, a blacksmith who was nearby volunteered to fill in for the missing McPherson, though he was not one himself.

The two clans fought valiantly, and eventually, they were both down to the last man standing. There was a man on the Davidson side, and the volunteer blacksmith for the McPherson team.

This is where it gets retarded for my family. A lot of the Davidson family records were lost in a fire, so we're going to name the last Davidson standing John, and the blacksmith Henry.

Well John noticed that the Henry was not a McPherson, and figured that the Davidson clan had won. So he retreated back to the clan's center and told what he had done. Upon finishing his tale, he was killed by hanging. Why? Because John was an idiot and forgot that Henry was temporarily representing the McPherson clan, so by default, the McPherson's won.

And that children is why when it says, Last Man Standing, you better be damn sure that you're the last one standing on that blood soaked field. Or else you'll be like John in the story and swinging from a tree.

The End~

*pouts* Happy now?