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 Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:37 am
Garter Belt (Voice over): Datun City, what can I say about this hell hole of a place? It sucks. Last time my Angels were a bunch of no good, lazy, crazy hoes. Panty and Stocking. But damn did those bitches get the job done. Now where am I? Still in this damned place where Ghosts show up daily, women go crazy, and I have to stay 100 yards from the high school.
The clouds part as the gray scaled world comes into focus. The city of Datun is littered with sky scrapers and business hubs. People from all creeds and colors walk the streets and in the middle of it all stands an old church. Two spires pierce the sky as erect monoliths arguing against the green bush that surround the church. The doors are in disrepair and the inner sanctum smells of mildew and old sins. The plate glass windows barely catch a glimmer of light through the almost constant gray sky, each one showing the image of a saint or angel.
Two murals stand out, one in a red dress with untamed golden blond hair. Her blue eyes staring down at you with her lips pushed into a coy smirk. She is half bent at the waist with her panties slipping down her thighs. The other seems enveloped in thick raven tresses, her hands clutch a ratty cloth cat with a pair of blue and white stockings reaching to her Lolita style dress.
Panty and Stocking.
Garter belt (Voice over): I got me a new round of angels, even expanded my arsenal after my encounters with Briefs. That boy had a lot of potential, tight calves and a butt that wont quit. Too bad he did. Panty went missing and Briefs went looking for her. Humans have taken up arms against the ghosts and demons of this place. Not that I mind since I just give out orders and clean up the mess anyway. I just hope this new batch is more motivated than the last two. I can't deal with any more crazy a** hoes around here.
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Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:57 am
Bandana yawns as he stretches and turns over. His short blond hair is a little messy but that is how he likes it. His arm drapes over the bare shoulder of a beautiful twenty something brunette when his eyes snap open.
"What?! No way, not again! I was saving something like this for someone special!"
His blue eyes dart around the room. His bed is in shambles, part of the metal of the frame looks bent, there are clothes everywhere and the smell of sex permeates the area. The term bio-hazard is loosely thrown around, in this case it would seem appropriate. Various stains and random smudges coat the floor, wall, and ceiling. How a woman got to this place and undressed is a wonder even Garter Belt can't understand.
"Hey! Woman's name which I never cared about in the first place."
He pushes her to wake her up.
"Look, ******** bunny. Time to get up. What part of 'You can show yourself out' did you not understand. I'm not that kind of angel. This isn't a 'we bond for life' moment. Rocks were gotten, fun times have been shared, but time for you to hit the bricks!"
Bandana grabs the sheets and pulls them spilling the naked girl onto the floor. She gives him a dirty look and gathers her clothes mumbling about sleep and being kept up all night.
"Hey this angel doesn't sleep with anyone. ******** is one thing, but spooning and cuddling, go find the nearest gay bar."
Anarchy Bandana, every bit like his older sister. A ladies man with a score sheet and a list of the types of women he wants to bang. What more could he ask for? "********' bitches and killin' ghosts." that last thing he wanted was a permanent fling. With the woman gone he spreads out across the bed and gives a sigh of relief. Then falls soundly back to sleep.
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Aiyana_of_Limdule Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:12 am
The young Red-headed Fallen Angel walked through the front doors of the church. A light click clack of heels could be heard as she walked in and headed for Garter Belts office just past the front of the chapel, down the isle.
Bustier was following normal protocol and reporting for ghost duty at 9AM. Only this time there was a new resident and his guest was storming out half naked in passing.
Boobs, Bustier's nickname for short, eyed her suspiciously, unsure of why she was seeing what she was seeing. Her eyes followed the half naked girl all the way until she exited the building. Not looking where she was going, walking and staring over her shoulder, Boobs trips over the first step near the front of the chapel. With a loud thud she dropped to her knees in the trip, her skirt flipped up revealing some sexy red lace panties from behind. She quickly stood back up and looked around in embarrassment hoping nobody saw...
"smooth...hope nobody saw that." she muttered to herself.
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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:39 pm
Across town, Coset was busy hard at work stocking the shelves with new merchandise that arrived earlier in the morning. She was currently stocking the shelves of the bathroom supply isle. She whispers softly to Pin, which is conveniently hiding amongst all the other buttons on her company's apron, "Hey Pin... you think the manager would get angry if I didn't put a price tag on this?", she says waving about a toilet brush.
"mmm Coset.. Coset...you're such a devil...", Pin whispers back to her as he wrestles with her name tag.
Coset tilts her head to the side for a moment as she thinks about it, price gun in hand, "by the use of my will and extreme power", she calls forth as she raises her price gun in the air, "I bestow upon this white bristly Troll toothbrush the POWER of...", she uses the price gun to slap on the handle of the toilet brush a small orange sticker with "... 99 cents", she then softly bursts into maniacal laughter.
Pin pokes her in the boob to quiet her down, "Coset, that's not a Troll toothbrush", he says but then quickly closes his legs, fastening himself closed as Coset tries to rip him off her apron.
Dropping the brush Coset grabs her chest, "you dare argue with your mistress Pin, you shall pay for your defiance.. and I know the perfect hell just for you", she says, knowing Pin has a deep fear of becoming 'tan' or in his case, rusting.
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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:25 pm
Jean would awaken to the familiar call of the church's obnoxious bell. A pile of books would topple as Jean roused from his sleep he had been given stockings old room although you might not recognize it now. From floor to ceiling books and papers where piled high and one would have a difficult time making it from one end of the room to the other without stepping through some of the best written works in history.
Slipping on his well worn jeans and gunbelts. Jean would lazily throw on a loose shirt and walk down to meet with the priest for today's assignment. How he had come to this strange church on the hill and why he stayed was a mystery, but for now there was work to be done assuming his whore of a roommate joined them
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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:28 pm
Garter-Belt: Is this it? *he placed his fingers at the bridge of his nose.* where is that no good man-whore Bandana! I swear that son of a b***h is gonna make me play hacky sack with his hacky sack!
*He reaches above him and pulls on a chain* Get your a** down here Anarchy Bandana!
*The ceiling creaks as Bandana lands in a heap, his bed in tatters and his sheets barely covering his crotch.*
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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:36 pm
Damnit Garter-belt! I was getting in my mandatory eight-teen hours of beauty sleep! I just kicked the last one out of bed, you believe she tried spending the night?
*He looked around and winked at Boobs. until his attention drifted over to Jeans. He smirked and shook his head*
Well look what the suicidal cat dragged in! Jeans long time no see ********! You finally decided to come out of your tomb huh? Do you even know what the sun looks like or do you just imagine it like that girlfriend you pretended to have last month.
*he started to pick his teeth and then looked back at Garter-Belt.*
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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:02 pm
Boobs raised an eyebrow unamused at the naked man now on the floor in front of her. Although he was undeniably gorgeous. Too bad he was a self centered a*****e!
She shook her head, sighed and walked over to Garter's side.
"Hey Garter. Who the f**k are these guys? Noobs? You know I don't need any help! I do fine on my own."
She did a once over again, checking out Bandana's body ... and goods. Then glanced to Jeans. Her mood did a 180. A moment of recognition crossed over her face as she perked up all giddy like.
"Hey!!! Don't I know you???" *insert squeal here* "Oh MY gawd! I do!!! You're that Jeans Denim kid I went to school with! I think I had french class with you! Aren't you cute?!?? Wow, how long has it been? 6... 7 months? Wow!"
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Aiyana_of_Limdule Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:33 am
"Classes? Yeah sure, look do you got any new books on you?" Turning his head Jean would finally give Bandana some recognition. "Oh it's the D**k with feet, I see you survived another skank fueled romp you insatiable Trollop" his eyes would screw up for a moment before he plopped down on the couch next to Bandana.
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:54 am
...And there it was. Just as soon as the giddiness arrived, it was gone... with a frown.
"He just blew me off!" She exclaimed in her head. It was probably obvious on her face what she was thinking.
She tried to play it cool and scoffed. Then turned to Garter Belt hoping for better amusement or something to do other than play with the morons.
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Aiyana_of_Limdule Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:21 am
Before Bandana could even reply Garter Belt pulled the string on a projector screen and began pointing at the images on the screen.
"Listen up Angels. I don't care how many cocks you think you've sucked to get this position but you aren't done yet! There's a new ghost in town and it is terrorizing the people of Datun City. Now even though you feminine wipes aren't used to doing any actual work, let me tell you what we've discovered."
His pointer snaps to attention on the image of an ordinary skunk.
"I am hoping you turd muffins know what this is. It is a plain old ordinary skunk. Each year these things commit mass suicide by getting under the wheels of cars, trucks, buses, and tanks. In the moment of death the skunks regret every choice they have ever made when they were alive and let out a stink that could burn the short and curlies off of the most nasty skank hoe. All of these little fart sniffers have caused their souls to collect and become a massive skunk ghost. Kill it collect the coins and get back here."
Garter walks away mumbling and angry as always.
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:23 am
"A skunk Ghost, gross, i thought that smell was just Jean. Mold and mildew tend to build up a stench most foul. Well come on stank cheeks and chesty laroux. We got ourselves a ghost to kill."
Bandana stands up right in front of Boobs as the sheet drops. He isn't ashamed or even trying to hide it in the least. He walks back up stairs to get dressed and then heads out of the church.
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Aiyana_of_Limdule Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:02 pm
Scrunching up her cute lil nose, Boobs let out a "Oh F**k me..." when she heard about the skunk.
"I better not get sprayed... will be bad for business? Who's gonna buy the Canolli with stank like that?" Said the pastry girl without thought to how it sounded.
The young girl's jaw began to drop a little and blood dripped ever so slightly from her nose at the sight of the sheet dropping. She turned and walked away trying not to react in any way that might appease his slutty efforts to show off. *BLUSH*
She would be already waiting outside the church while the man whore got ready.
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:00 pm
checking his guns Jean would stride out the door and see the girl with the boobs again. "hey, sorry about before...I really only have one interest in the morning and thats books, if you bring some next time I might be a little more...amiable" sitting on the front steps Jean would wait for Bandana, he hadn't come with a ride so if they were walking then it best be together.
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Aiyana_of_Limdule Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:22 pm
Bustier cheered up and flashed a huge cutey anime smile.
"I hadn't even noticed." She lied a little and giggled.
"Now lets go kill us a Stank Monster!" Bustier said with a determined girl power, we can do it pose!
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