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 Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:26 am
This match is a Triple Threat Match.
Victory comes with a Pinfall, Submission, KO, or DQ.
Boxer Anarchy (LWL)
-Versus-
Bison Mbadi (CWA)
-Versus-
Cartwright (WWFG)
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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:33 pm
The crowd roars with boos as 'Bout This City by Reps hits the arena and out comes 'The Crazy English Gentleman' Cartwright. He is wearing a WWFG t-shirt along with his usual attire that is covered with The Union Jack.
Ring Announcer: "Introducing first, representing Team WWFG, weighing in at 200 pounds.......CAAAAAAAAAAARTWRIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
Cartwright enters the arena with a huge smirk and a huge swagger. He cartwheels all the way to the ring, because he can. He slides under the bottom rope into the ring and poses in the centre of the ring for the fans enjoyment before starting a shuffle for his own amusement. He then takes the microphone from the announcer.
Cartwright: "Remember what I said last week? I'll remind you forgetful people. I said that I basically am Team WWFG. Now take a look at the leader boards. Who got Team WWFG their only points? ME! Who is the only person worth anything in Team WWFG? ME! WHO IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT THAT IS WORTH ANYTHING? ME!"
The crowd loudly boos Cartwright, as if he gave a damn.
Cartwright: "Last week I defeated one of your heroes, The God of Pubes, Matt Shanahan of Team CWA. Tonight I defeat two more of your....nah who am I kidding, my two opponents tonight aren't heroes. There are very evil villains. But I am gonna beat them! Tonight, I defeat another member of Team CWA and my first member of Team LWL. I AM TEAM WWFG AND I WILL WIN THIS WHOLE THING ON MY OWN!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:03 pm
TitantronA hard driving beat hit the PA system as the stage entrance blasted sparklers. Out came the massive frame of Bison. He stepped out and raised his arms, smiling. Making his way to the ring. representing Team CWA From the Isle of Barbados standing at 7 feet 380 pounds. The Alpha Male Bison Mbadi!Bison stepped out onto the ramp. He then flexed his massive muscles as a wall of flame blasted behind him. He beat his chest repeatedly shouting "I am the Alpha Male! No one will beat me!" There will be no stoppin
cuz when you harder than somebody man
this right here, is domination.
Listen, there's a storm in the distance. You better take cover now.
Coming too fast. Hang up and call your mother now
Dark clouds. An ominous mass
You pray it might pass but no, it's gonna last
The lighting strikes and the ground is on fire
And the light you know is about to expire
No time for breath but a good time for running
Never ever look back cause hell keeps on comingBison walked around the ring. Finding someone with a sign that read "Team LWL for x-cup". In anger he snatched the sign and tore it apart. He beat his chest. "I will win! I will dominate!" he shouted. Cause there's a hell in the sky
And all you sinners will die
And it's gonna blow you away
It's gonna be judgment day
And know that fear will be rising
And you know that pressure keeps falling
And it's too late to run now
Cause hell will be callin' your nameBison held up a microphone. "You want to talk of victories Cartwright? I gained Team CWA their one point, and I did it against TWO OPPONENTS! I proved that no odds are ever not in the Alpha Male's favor. I dominated two opponents teamed up against me, and I'll beat two opponents again." he stepped over the top rope into the ring.
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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:48 pm
Tamake-Sempai Hello guys I am very much looking forward to this match with my two best buds ever may I serve you all up a nice cup of tea before we begin jolly good old chaps here, here
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:52 pm
Cartwright Tamake-Sempai Hello guys I am very much looking forward to this match with my two best buds ever may I serve you all up a nice cup of tea before we begin jolly good old chaps here, here ((God the XCup is run by CU XD. But I wouldn't mind some tea, and I'll be sure to post my entrance soon, but ya I'm in ring))
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:45 pm
Bison looked at both of his opponents, scoffing as he flexed his muscles.
"CWA will win again!" he shouted.
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:12 pm
Boxer turned to his friend from FG, Cartwright. "Hey bud, let's take Bison down, then you and me can settle this one on one."
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:17 am
((Two sugars in my tea please!)) Cartwright looked at the mighty flexing Bison, the biggest and strongest man in the match! Perhaps aligning with Boxer would be a good idea!
"There is no way that Bison can handle us two together! We are way too nifty and quick for that towering buffoon!"
Cartwright taunts Bison by doing his giant impression, walking slowly and with a dumb look on his face!
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Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:24 pm
Bison responded to Cartwright's bumbling expression with a swift half step and a soccerball kick right to his gut. Cartwright had faced Bison before, he really should know better.
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Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:55 pm
Boxer would try to take advantage of Cartwright distracting Bison. The demon would go behind the larger wrestler and try to use a chop block to take Bison down.
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Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:16 pm
Cartwright just can't help himself! His opponents are always so easy to antagonise! It's like, their egos are just so huge that they can't take a little teasing, a little joke! It's like everything is so super-duper serious business you know?! Perhaps none of their parents loved them or the steroids made them go into a rage at the drop of a hat, which Cartwright has quite a few of. Cartwright is a big fan of hats. One time, he was out wearing a hat, and there was a mighty big breeze. Cartwright almost lost his hat, but he caught it and put it back on his head. Now wasn't that a cheery little tale?! Oh yes, Cartwright gets booted hard in the stomach which causes him to stagger backwards into the turnbuckle like a drunk panda wearing high heels on a Miss Zoo beauty show. Man that would be a fun show to watch. Panda's in high heels. Lizards wearing monocles. Crocodiles in hats. I did just tell you that I am a big fan of hats. My favourite type of hat is a warm hat. It's both practical and an awesome accessory to ones fashion style. Wearing hats is my passion. It is the best feeling in the world to be seen out in a smashing hat and somebody says to you, "Wow Bob, that is a smashing hat." And I say, "Thanks, but my name isn't Bob." It's all a good laugh really down the local drinking establishment.
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Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:09 pm
Bison booted Cartwright into a corner, but felt Boxer hitting the back of his knee, making him stumble. Bison grew furious, he was already sick of this teaming up cowardice!
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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:23 am
A chop block only making Bison stumble? Good sweet tap dancing Moses! Ezekiel Jackson was tough. Boxer knew that though. He had many confrontations with Barbados Slim in the past. But Boxer wasn't discouraged. He would quickly roll onto his back and aim a kick directly at the groin of Bobby Lashley! Titus Oneil didn't stand a chance.
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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:45 am
Bison dropped to his knees, shouting in pain as his Big E Langston's took a blow from the Kool-aid man's half spawn.
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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:03 pm
xd
Cartwright sees a chance and charges at Bison as he is on his knees, attempting a dropkick to his skull!
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