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 Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:54 pm
they're funny in a kiddy sort of way. blaugh
one day a captain and his crew were sailing on the great blue sea. all of a sudden, a pirate ship appeared and sailed straight for the captain and his ship with murderous intent. the captain said to his first mate, "first mate- ready the cannons and guns. and get me my sword and red shirt and lets fight off these pirates." a battle ensued and the captain and his men won. after the fighting was over, the first mate asked, "captain? i can understand the guns, the cannons and the sword. but why did you have me bring you your red shirt?" the caprain replied, "so in case i was injured during the battle, the others wouldn't see the blood and become discouraged."
a few days later, the captain and his crew were sailing on the great blue sea again and ran into a fleet of 100 pirate ships ready to attack. the captain then told his first mate, "first mate- ready the cannons and guns. and get me my sword and yellow pants."
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a telemarketer called a house one day and a small boy answered the phone. the conversation involved the the little boy whispering.
"hello little boy. is your mommy or daddy home?"
"yes."
"can i talk to your mommy please?"
"she's busy"
"well can i talk to your daddy?"
"he's busy too"
"is anyone else there?"
"a fireman"
"can i speak to him please?"
"he's busy too."
"is anyone ELSE there??"
"a policeman."
"can i speak to him?"
"he's busy too."
by now the telemarketer was wondering what the heck everyone at the house was doing so he asked "what exactly is everyone doing that they're so busy??" an the little boy said "looking for me!"
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one tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla, floor. mrgreen
hardyharhar. o well...i'm obviously bored. gonk
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 9:24 am
a blonde brunette and redhead visited fairyland. they came to a bridge and a fairy said if they jumped off the bridge and shouted what they wanted to be, they would turn into it.
the brunette yelled,"eagle!" and turned into an eagle, flew away.
red head: "salmon!" swam upstream as a salmon.
the blonde got so excited she tripped over the bridge and yelled"CRAP!!" rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 10:42 pm
wasabiyanyan they're funny in a kiddy sort of way. blaugh one day a captain and his crew were sailing on the great blue sea. all of a sudden, a pirate ship appeared and sailed straight for the captain and his ship with murderous intent. the captain said to his first mate, "first mate- ready the cannons and guns. and get me my sword and red shirt and lets fight off these pirates." a battle ensued and the captain and his men won. after the fighting was over, the first mate asked, "captain? i can understand the guns, the cannons and the sword. but why did you have me bring you your red shirt?" the caprain replied, "so in case i was injured during the battle, the others wouldn't see the blood and become discouraged." a few days later, the captain and his crew were sailing on the great blue sea again and ran into a fleet of 100 pirate ships ready to attack. the captain then told his first mate, "first mate- ready the cannons and guns. and get me my sword and yellow pants." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ a telemarketer called a house one day and a small boy answered the phone. the conversation involved the the little boy whispering. "hello little boy. is your mommy or daddy home?" "yes." "can i talk to your mommy please?" "she's busy" "well can i talk to your daddy?" "he's busy too" "is anyone else there?" "a fireman" "can i speak to him please?" "he's busy too." "is anyone ELSE there??" "a policeman." "can i speak to him?" "he's busy too." by now the telemarketer was wondering what the heck everyone at the house was doing so he asked "what exactly is everyone doing that they're so busy??" an the little boy said "looking for me!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ one tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla, floor. mrgreen hardyharhar. o well...i'm obviously bored. gonk
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:21 am
[align=center][color=#545454][size=8]"[i]We are brothers. That is a unique bond. I am the barrier you must overcome, so you and I will continue to exist together, even if you hate me. That's what being a big brother means.[/i]"[/size][/color]
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[size=16][color=#681612]朱[/color] [color=#545454]Ｎｅｖｅｒ[/color]〖[color=#c05d80]Ｍａｎｇｅｋｙｏｕ[/color]〗[color=#545454]Ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ[/color]〖[color=#c05d80]Ｉｌｌｕｓｉｏｎｉｓｔ[/color]〗[color=#545454]Ｔｉｍｅ[/color] [color=#681612]朱[/color][/size][/align]
[imgright]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a67/Jaylightning/Naruto Backgrounds/IconIta.jpg[/imgright]
[list][list][color=#545454]
[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]You make me want to never trust again[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]
[color=white]___[/color]Itachi Uchiha
[size=8]"I've had enough, there's no hope left for this pathetic clan!"[/size]
[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]There's no proof of guilt or innocence[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]
[color=white]___[/color]Contemplating
[size=8]"You are weak. Why are you weak? Because you lack ... hatred."[/size]
[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]You cut me down, sharp like a blade[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]
[color=white]___[/color]Sitting outside
[size=8]"Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unsightly way"[/size]
[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]The evidence is in your head[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]
[color=white]___[/color]'The cold wind..'
[size=8]"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality"[/size]
[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]A line of questioning that feeds you[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]
[color=white]___[/color]Silence
[size=8]"Why is it that the Uchiha clan was known by all and feared by all?"[/size]
[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]I'm finished with you dragging me through[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]
[color=white]___[/color]Small Village
[size=8]"In the world of the Tsukuyomi, I control time and space."[/size]
[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]To save us both from losing our minds[color=#c05d80]▇[/color][color=#903631]╄[/color][color=#c05d80]▇[/color]
[color=white]___[/color]. . . . .No longer among us..
[size=8]"Sorry..."[/size]
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[list][list][list]━╃[color=#681612]朱[/color]╄━[color=white]___[/color][size=11]Sorry, Maybe some other time, [b]Anzu[/b][/size][/list]
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........
A student and CEO?
Quite an intelligent person at such an age.
Though, his ego is something to question.
[strike][/closes eyes]
My screen name holds the word 'Illusionist' for a reason.
I have made plenty of illusions back in my day.
If I wished, I could confuse you.[/strike]
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[list][list][list]━╃[color=#681612]朱[/color]╄━[color=white]___[/color][size=11]Sorry, Maybe some other time, [b]Nuregami[/b][/size][/list]
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. . .Maybe some other time.
. . .
I am certain you will figure out how to use this in due time..
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[list][list][list]━╃[color=#681612]朱[/color]╄━[color=white]___[/color][size=11]Sorry, Maybe some other time, [b]Sasuke[/b][/size][/list]
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...........
Just as I thought.. Hn..
How peculiar this is..[/closes eyes]
So tell me, little brother..
Did you truly go with Orochimaru in your search for power?
(( Yeeeeeeep =w=..
So this is him with his second life.
. . .After what happens in the manga, I can see it happening, still >3
Later ))
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[list][list][list]━╃[color=#681612]朱[/color]╄━[color=white]___[/color][size=11]Sorry, Maybe some other time, [b]Catwalk[/b][/size][/list]
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Hm.. Good evening.
I am doing well..
What of you?
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[list][list][list]━╃[color=#681612]朱[/color]╄━[color=white]___[/color][size=11]Sorry, Maybe some other time, [b]Chat[/b][/size][/list]
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:37 am
:sings: my mom is chinese my dad is japanese, look what happened to me.
:ute: kaasan ha chujin, tousan ha nohonjin, atashini okoru o mittekudasai........i'm obviously bored and i don't know if i translated that right gonk
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:00 am
psycotic_wallaby :sings: my mom is chinese my dad is japanese, look what happened to me. :ute: kaasan ha chujin, tousan ha nohonjin, atashini okoru o mittekudasai........i'm obviously bored and i don't know if i translated that right gonk yep. >w< ore wa nihonjin, chugokujin, kankokujin... asiajin... XD
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:38 am
wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby :sings: my mom is chinese my dad is japanese, look what happened to me. :ute: kaasan ha chujin, tousan ha nohonjin, atashini okoru o mittekudasai........i'm obviously bored and i don't know if i translated that right gonk yep. >w< ore wa nihonjin, chugokujin, kankokujin... asiajin... XD kakkoi!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:52 am
psycotic_wallaby wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby :sings: my mom is chinese my dad is japanese, look what happened to me. :ute: kaasan ha chujin, tousan ha nohonjin, atashini okoru o mittekudasai........i'm obviously bored and i don't know if i translated that right gonk yep. >w< ore wa nihonjin, chugokujin, kankokujin... asiajin... XD kakkoi!!!!!! mmm...uzu...mmm... heart
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:23 am
wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby :sings: my mom is chinese my dad is japanese, look what happened to me. :ute: kaasan ha chujin, tousan ha nohonjin, atashini okoru o mittekudasai........i'm obviously bored and i don't know if i translated that right gonk yep. >w< ore wa nihonjin, chugokujin, kankokujin... asiajin... XD kakkoi!!!!!! mmm...uzu...mmm... heart ummm, wakarenai.........
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:21 am
psycotic_wallaby wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby :sings: my mom is chinese my dad is japanese, look what happened to me. :ute: kaasan ha chujin, tousan ha nohonjin, atashini okoru o mittekudasai........i'm obviously bored and i don't know if i translated that right gonk yep. >w< ore wa nihonjin, chugokujin, kankokujin... asiajin... XD kakkoi!!!!!! mmm...uzu...mmm... heart ummm, wakarenai......... uzu is that awesome japanese citrus drink.... YUMMY... someone brought back a box of it from japan for me~ heart and a box of ramune~ heart heart and if you don't know what ramune is i'm afraid i shall be very...DISTRAUGHT... evil
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:00 pm
whatever u say...... dramallama burning_eyes cheese_whine wahmbulance emo
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:08 pm
psycotic_wallaby whatever u say...... dramallama burning_eyes cheese_whine wahmbulance emo you DO know what ramune is... DON'T YOU?!?! evil
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:14 pm
???????????????????????????? surprised verload: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!:explodes:
:looks up in dictionary: ooooooooooooooookay i got it now 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:22 pm
psycotic_wallaby ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? surprised verload: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!:explodes: :looks up in dictionary: ooooooooooooooookay i got it now 3nodding hooooooooly crappitty don't stretch the paaaaaaage!!!!!!11111111111 gonk
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:12 am
wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? surprised verload: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!:explodes: :looks up in dictionary: ooooooooooooooookay i got it now 3nodding hooooooooly crappitty don't stretch the paaaaaaage!!!!!!11111111111 gonk but it's so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh, better stop.....
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