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 Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:35 pm
Today on "The Perils of Princess Fluffy Butt", our beloved princess has been captured by the Grumps and hauled off to the land of Gloomy Day, where Spring never comes, the clouds never clear, and it never really rains, just sort of lets a depressing mist drift in over the landscape. The Grump King Gordon is holding Princess Fluffy Butt in his dungeon because he had been passing by when Fluffy Butt decided it was deer mating season and did not take kindly to the way she was rubbing her antlers on him.
Fluffy Butt, up to this point, had put up a valiant effort in keeping her spirits up, but as the week wears on, Gloomy Day is seeping into her bones and she is becoming more and more frustrated.
Will our heroes make it in time or will Princess Fluffy Butt permanently become a grump?
Intro courtesy of Minty Andee.
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:39 pm
Lay of the Land:
Prose-styled writing, please. I'd appreciate an attempt at proper spelling and grammar. That being said, it's a pretty silly roleplay, so silly plots shouldn't be avoided.
Everyone is welcomed! (Feel free to walk in.)
Summary: RESCUE THE PRINCESS.
Mission Objective: Follow Minty Andee to the Lands of Gloomy Day.
[Rescue Monster!]
Characters so far: (You could be here!)
Grump King Gordon-- Evil King holding Princess Fluffy Butt captive
Princess Fluffy Butt-- Deer-centauress that is captured and currently in deer mating season
Minty Andee -- Intrepid Adventurer. Travels with Flopsy, a wannabe mage bunny, and Lollipop, her unicorn knight mount
Princess Mister Monster Guy -- a werehog, travelling with his chubby Corgi, Muttski
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:05 pm
Minty was sitting at home happily muching a plate of broccoli when Flopsy suddenly burst into the kitchen with distressing news.
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"What about Princess Fluffy Butt? Has she locked herself in again?"
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"I know it's mating season. She was in here just the other day rubbing her antlers on everything."
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"Well that wasn't smart of her. Gordon is a grump. The king of grumps, in fact."
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"WHAT?!"
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"Oops, sorry Flopsy. I know you have sensitive ears and I should use my inside voice. How long has she been in the dungeon?"
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"That long? Really? And we're only just now hearing of this? Well alright. This calls for a rescue party. But Gloomy Day is dangerous, and gloomy. Go get Lollipop and I'll find my rainbow scarf."
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"Because it's impossible to be sad when you're wearing a rainbow, Flopsy."
Minty wrapped her rainbow scarf round her neck, placed Flopsy the not-so-good-at-magic-but-tries-really-hard mage on her head, mounted Lollipop the Unicorn Knight and set off on their rescue mission.
The late afternoon sun shone through the branches of the trees in the Wild Wood where Minty and company made their home. Lollipop's hooves plodded along the winding road through the woods toward the Rock Candies mountain range and the land of Gloomy Day beyond. How King Gordon managed to travel across the lands so quickly and carrying a quadruped princess was beyond the scope of logic.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:45 pm
The dreary mists of Grumpy Gordon's land of Gloomy Day breached the innermost holds of the dungeon, pervading the air with a sense of gloom and doom, as was to be expected. Of course, our fair Princess hadn't intended to upset Gordon, King of the Grumps, she had simply fancied him attractive and decided that he'd be a fair mate. Which, in hindsight, was not her smartest idea, but she was more concerned with it being deer mating season.
And as there was no one else in the dungeon with her...
With a dramatic sigh, Princess Fluffy Butt shuffled around the dungeon's holding cell awkwardly, consistently having to awkwardly rearrange herself to fit in the room, with its meager furnishings. However, she'd been in here for quite a bit and no one had noticed, which meant that she was going to have to spend this deer mating season alone, which was shameful for the Princess.
And so, distraught and uneasy, she settled down onto her bed, resting on her deer half in quiet contemplation. Little did she know a band of intrepid adventures were already on the way...
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:08 pm
A new challenger has appeared!
Monster was walking along, taking his dog on a leisurely walk- and by "leisurely walk" we mean jogging at 30 miles per hour and dragging his poor chubby corgi along for the ride- when he suddenly stops and yells to the world "Ah, yeah! This is happenin'!"
As he wonders why in the world he said that, he spots a missing poster for one Princess Fluffy Butt. Deciding he has nothing better to do today, he looks down at his little dog and asks, "Yo, Muttski! Wanna go on an adventure?" to which the little corgi shrugs indifferently. "Eh, good enough for me. Allons-y!" And he runs off valiantly into the sunset... then remembers Gloomy Day is the other way and changes directions. "Allons-y!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:13 pm
In truth, Lollipop was not the fastest steed in all the land. Her talents lay in the sword fighting direction more than in the getting-there-quickly direction. Still, Lollipop was no slouch and could get up to a respectable canter (that was actually kind of frightening, armored unicorns are heavy, they're hard to stop). The small party was making good time through the Wild Wood.
But they might as well have been standing still compared to the blue streak that whizzed by. It was already almost out of sight, leaving behind the vague whimpering sounds of a dog resigned to it's fate.
"What do you suppose that was?"
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"Don't be ridiculous Flopsy, hedgehogs aren't blue."
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:01 am
He was making good time through the woods, not even noticing the slow-mo girl on the unicorn mount as he sped by, but wasn't going full speed for Muttski's sake. Then again, the fact that he was dragging his dog along at 70 miles an hour makes one wonder how he was allowed to own a dog in the first place...
But the Wild Woods are dangerous territory, ever for a werehog, and before you know it, Monster's accidentally run smack in the middle of a ravenous pack of Muffin Goblins, a delicious but deadly native creature made of bread, blueberries and evil. One of the mischievous goblins went and tripped him while he was running, causing him and Muttski to tumble right into their trap. What will become of our hero and his chubby dog, cornered by the evil pastry gremlins?
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:55 pm
Oblivious to any actual danger, the Princess began rubbing her antlers against the door that she had been ushered through in the first place. Of course, since she got into trouble so much, her face was well-known throughout the Kingdom, and so on her posters, they didn't even bother wasting the ink on writing out "Princess Fluffy Butt". And so she started making noise, stomping her hooves and making little clanking sounds against the bars, dismayed and distraught.
"It's deer mating season! I can't miss iiiiiiiiiit!" Her whine was loud enough someone had to take notice, and she waited as the echoes of steps grew more solid. Her jailor walked down the stairs of the dungeon towards her cell, presumably in an attempt to get her to shut up.
"'Ey, quiet in there!" Of course, the Princess was not particularly bright (or she would not end up captured so often), and so she peeked at him, fluttering her long, pink-peach eyelashes at him.
"... Why hello there~ Care to come in here and spend deer mating season with me?" But, as this was the land of the grumps, her jailor was not pleased by her offer, and glowered magnificently.
"... Oh. I guess not. ... ... ... But I'm going to miiiiiss iiiiiiit! It's really important!" Childish and petulant, she turned around, stomping her back hooves against the door.
Protesting her barbarian-esque antics, the door creaked and wheezed with each forceful blow from her hooves. "Hey! Stop that! Don't make me come in there!" Ignoring the threats and protests of her guard, however, she kept kicking and whining about how distraught she was until finally the door gave in to her demands, falling over, having splintered from the force applied. Deer tail flicking back and forth with the proud feeling of conquest, the deer princess pranced outside the cell, glad to finally have space to prance and dance as she wished and---
"... Oh, you are attractive! Are you sure you don't want to---"
"Get out! Out, you blighted creature!"
And so, having been turned down once more for a companionable night of mating, she skipped up the stairs and out the front doors of King Gordon's Hold, getting strange looks all the while. Hopefully she would be able to run into her friends, rather than getting into trouble again...
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:10 pm
Further down the road, Minty recognized the fresh-baked smell of Muffin Goblins. As they came into view, the trio saw that the pastry fiends had someone in their trap.
"Well what do you know, Flopsy. Hedgehogs are blue."
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"Of course we're gonna help them, Lollipop. It is what we do after all. CHARGE!"
The trio dashed into the fray. Lollipop's horn slashing and whirling in a stunning display of unicorn swordsmanship. Flopsy managed stun one of the goblins with bright flashes of light, unfortunately he had managed to stun himself too and they were both wandering dazed about the battlefield. Minty had jumped onto one of the goblin's backs and taken a mighty bite of his muffiny head. She immediately spit it out.
"Ew. Bran." She said, making a face.
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:14 pm
And just when all hope seemed lost and the overwhelming irony of being devoured by food seemed imminent, a brave Minty knight atop her valiant unicorn steed came to the rescue! The Muffin Goblins, surprised by the attack, turned their attention away from the hedgehog and his doggy companion, giving them an opportunity to fight back as well... Okay, more like nom on that delicious chocolate chip goblin in front of them. Monster gave his dog a concerned look.
"No boy, chocolate is bad for dogs. Go get that apple cinnamon one!" With that, a poor Muffin Goblin met his demise at the jaws of a chubby gluttonous corgi. The acts of pure barbarism caused the remaining goblins to flee into the woods. When the fighting was over, Monster went over to the adventuring party that had saved them. "Thanks for the help, miss knight!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:08 am
"But of course oh blue and fuzzy one!"
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"Shut up, Flopsy. That's not a nice thing to say. Plus it's not exactly like you were helpful yourself. What sort of magician is stunned by his own spell. Not a very good one, I'll tell you that much. Sorry. He's...ornery."
A straggling goblin ran by chased by a corgi waddling as fast as his little doggie legs could take him. The smell of cinnamon and fear wafted behind them.
"What brings you so far into muffin goblin territory?"
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:55 pm
Now unrestrained, the Princess galloped through the grass and looked around, delighted and astounded. It did not matter that there was a perpetual aura of doom and unhappiness in the land of grumps, for she was free, and might actually be able to spend mating season with a mate! And so, blinded by lust, she began galloping off, only realizing that she'd made a wrong turn when the fog grew thicker still.
"Oh, ew! Do you know what that will do to my hair?" Hands working on patting her hair down, she began galloping full speed in the opposite direction, hoping that someone could maybe give her directions... and while they did so, they could also point her towards a cute stud.
Of course, having been completely distracted by the prospect of finally getting to participate in mating season, it was entirely likely that she was going to get captured again, leading to yet another case of "your Princess is in another castle". At least it wasn't happening to Mario again...
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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:58 pm
Feeling as if she had been waiting for an answer from the blue fuzzy one for ages, Minty decided it was time for the party to get going.
In fact, Flopsy had already to decided to get going on his own and, perhaps unwisely for a shoddy magician, teleported out of there to only he would find out where.
Fearing that she was already too late to rescue the peril-prone princess, it was time to take to the skies and leave the dangers of the Wild Woods far below. Luckily Lollipop was also a very talented flier and took to the skies and soon Minty and company were traveling on Cloud Road through Twinkling Starland.
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