Step 1:Fall in love, preferably with someone who has lots of wealth, power and looks. Remember he doesn't have to be smart, just rich and famous.
Step 2:Ask the mice in your basement to help you get dressed when you go to your first date with the prince. And the birds are great seamstresses too.
Step 3:Always wait for your prince in the forest. When he comes near start singing to the animals. The more opera and awkward the better
Step 4:When it's obvious he's in love with you to fake your death. ask mom and dad to invite him to your funeral. If he loves you he will come to make sweet royal love to your 'corpse'

Step 5: (if step 4 worked)
magically wake up out of the dead and ask "so, when's our weddin'?" and live happily ever after

The End
