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iUberUber l33t Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:08 pm
 xxxxDRESS MYSELF IN EXCUSES, LOVExxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxFIND THERE'S NO ONE THAT I CAN TRUSTxxxxxxArmed with beads on my bended knees ↘↘Just { praying } that { redemption } will come⋮BUT IT WON'Tx《 ★ ALL MY FEAR SADDLES UP ON MExxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxWHERE IT'S SIX FEET OF WATER╯█ █ █ █ » and my head's going under
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:08 pm
xxxxxxxxxxxxWHEREtoSTART?
ｏ ｇｒｅａｔ ↘↘
Zeus, the mighty King of Gods and Lord of the Skies.
ｈｅｓｉｏｄ ｈａｓ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ｍｅ ｔｈｉｓ ↘↘
Kasios, Jupiter, Ithomatas, Astrapios, and Brontios
ｉｔ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｏｂｖｉｏｕｓ ↘↘
So obviously male. Otherwise I wouldn't be married to a woman, now would I? I'm not Dionysus.
ｉｔ ｄｏｅｓ ｈｅｌｐ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｒｔａｌｓ ↘↘
I tend to stick toward suits when I am on Olympus, but suits don't get me as far as I would like when I'm relaxing in the mortal realm. I like to wear more casual clothes, like jean jackets and tee shirts with dark jeans or even slacks. I'm always wearing either dress shoes or boots, though. They are the easiest thing for me to function in. If I'm wearing dark clothing, I tend to let that be pants and jacket so that I can wear a light-colored shirt. What? I'm not Hades, and I don't need his "fashion sense." I seem to have taken a strange liking to pine green cargo pants...They have so many pockets! Oh, and I'm never seen without my Master Bolt. It takes the form of a lightning bolt pendant on a black cord around my neck. It tends to complete my ensemble.
ｂｏｗ ｄｏｗｎ↘↘
King of the gods and lord of the skies.
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iUberUber l33t Vice Captain
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iUberUber l33t Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:09 pm
xxxxxxxxxxxxTHEtree'sLEAVESareTORNlikeOURhistory ｃａｎ'ｔ ｌｉｖｅ ｗｉｔｈｏｕｔ ｔｈｅｍ ↘↘My parents are known as Kronos and Rhea. (Mom loved me most!)ｐｌａｙｉｎｇ ｎｉｃｅ ↘↘My siblings were Hestia, Hades, Hera, Poseidon, and Demeter. I'm pretty much the baby of the family, but since I'm king, that tends to be overlooked...ｈａｖｉｎｇ ｍｙ ｅｙｅｓ ↘↘I have had quite a few children over the years. Some of my more popular include Thalia Grace from Camp Half-Blood (you know, the one I broke the pact to sire?), Hercules, Aeacus, Damocrateia, Amphion, Zethus, Olenus, Acragas, Arcas, Aethlius, Britomartis, Atymnius, Solymus, Milye, Perseus, Pirithous, Tityos, Dardanus, Iasion, Harmonia, Minos, Rhadamanthus, Sarpedon, Alagonia, carnus, Dodon, Myrmidion, Arcesius, Kronios, Spartaios, Kytos, Cres, Thebe, Epaphus, Keroessa, Orchomenus, Akheilos, Herophile, Sarpedon, Pollux, Castor, Helen (you know, most beautiful lady, started the Trojan war? THAT Helen), Locrus, Argus, pelasgus, Meliteus, Graecus, Latinus, Tantalus, Balius, Xanthus, Opus, Hellen, Lacedarmon, Magnes, Makednos, Carius, Iarbas, Megarus, Calabrus, Geraestus, Taenarus, Corinthus, and Crinacus. Oh, you want my divine children more? Well, I have Dionysus, Aegipan, the Fates (Atropos, Clotho, and Lachesis), Persephone, Zagreus, Ersa, Carae, Limos, the Graces (Aglaea, Euphrosyne, and Thalia), Orion, Manes, Ares, Eileithyia, Eris, *********, Hephaestus, Angelos, Apollo, Artemis, Hermes, Athena, the first three Muses (Aoide, Aelete, and Mneme), the other nine muses (Calliope, Clio, Erato, Euterpe, Melpomene, Polyhymnia, Terpsichore, Thalia, and Urania), Zagreus, Melinoe, Ersa, the Nimean Lion, Pandia, Palici, Astraea, the nymphs of Eridanos, Nemesis, the Horae (Auxo, Carpo, Thallo, Dike, Eirene, Eunomia, Pherusa, Euphorie, and Orthosie), Aletheia, Ate, Caerus, Litae, and finally, Tyche. Now, if you don't mind, I must catch up with Hera before she destroys our room again...ｈｅａｒｔ ｈｅａｒｔ ↘↘I actually am in love with only Hera. She just can't keep up with my sex drive. I never truly feel anything for the girls I sleep with, they're just there for sex. I have only ever returned to one, and that was because she was harming one of my children. I disliked that, after all. My wife does not understand this. I would be faithful to her, if she could keep up. I don't blame her, though. I am a very active man.
As for any gods that I tolerate or like, my children are easy to stand. Hephaestus, Ares, Apollo, Hermes, and Artemis. I also like to spend time with Hera, and I get along with Poseidon pretty well if I do say so myself.ｂｒｅａｋｉｎｇ ａｒｍｓ↘↘There are three gods I wish would be gone forever. First off, the eternal p***k, HADES. He's my brother, he's the oldest male of our generation, and I can't stand him! He may have the largest army, but he retreats out of our lives, then has the nerve to demand things. if he wants more space, he could tunnel deeper, but that costs him some of his precious mineral resources. Blow me, Hades. BLOW ME!
On another note, Khaos is the second god I wish would just disappear forever. He got free of Hades, and it took way too much work to get him back under control, while I got stuck as his servant until Hades and Poseidon managed to save me (don't you DARE tell them I said that!). He humiliated me, so I just want his a** gone. FOREVER.
Finally, there's my father, Kronos. He's a terror. Almost as much as Khaos. Kronos almost made a comeback from Tartarus, and it took one of Poseidon's demigods to take care of the problem. I don't want to have that problem again, but thankfully, Kronos is back in the Underworld, out cold for at least a few more millenia.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:13 pm
xxxxxxxxxxxxLIVEforeverWITHmeｗａｎｔ ｔｈｅｍ ↘↘Thunder storms, the sound of the thunder, high elevations, cloudy days, shade, sex, women, drinking, partying, ruling Olympus, playing tricks on other people, spending time with Hera, watching over my demigod children, and strangely, seafood. Maybe not strangely; it's Poseidon's kingdom that I'm eating, after all...ｇｏ ｄｉｅ ↘↘Swimming, water, underground tunnels, aquariums, museums, art shows, vodka, Pacman, horrible heat, horrible cold, being sick, and hospitals.ｈａｖｉｎｇ ｐｅｒｋｓ ↘↘I am a selfish, egotistical, chauvinist pig, and I do not deserve my wonderful wife, to whom I am sorry for my...Oh, good, she's gone.
Let's cut to the chase and explain just how awesome old Zeus is!
Okay so, I'm a real nice guy here. I help the demigods all the time! Like...uhm...Wait, wait, I'll be able to figure one out. Does it have to be Greek? And me? 'Cause, I mean, Jupiter helped out Jason. So, I mean, I'm awesome because of that, you know? I also like girls. I'm suave and smooth, and thus I get all the ladies I want. You see, I have, like, this never-ending sex drive, so I like the ladies...a lot. Especially when Hera's getting all pissy with me. I mean, like, seriously! A man can't be tied down! I don't have enough time; eternity's, like, really short. And eternity with Hera? I mean, come on, I may be immortal, but I need to have my fair share of experience! When it comes to my immortal children, I try not to play favorites. It starts wars, and the like. Though I've gotta say that I give it my best to visit my demigod kids...but it's, like, so busy for me! And trying get away from Hera is like, more impossible than going into the Underworld and having a nice conversation with Hades.
So, despite being a real nice guy, I do have my limits. I mean, come on! A ruler can only take so much before he snaps at those around him. Like with Hades? He's constantly questioning me! Especially at the meetings and all. He'll sit there and act so high and mighty. One of these days, I'll just have to put him in his place...'Cause I mean, you know, my wrath's a horrible thing. I don't really show it very often, but the Master Bolt's a little more powerful than people think. I don't usually use it on people - especially not on mortals - or gods, but I may just have to. Oh! Right, I'm being reminded that I need to talk about my temper. Well, like I said, I have limitations to my kindness and all, but my temper's kinda like a lightning storm - really hard to tell it's coming, and very powerful. I'll scare anyone into backing off when I'm angry, and I'm just waiting for Poseidon, Hades, and Hera to remember who's in charge.ｇｏｉｎｇ ｂａｃｋ ↘↘I was born of Kronos and Rhea. Kronos kept eating his kids, so mom hid me away and used a rock in my swaddling clothes to save me. While my father continued on his rule, I was secretly trained to take him down, raised by satyrs on the island of Crete. As soon as I was old enough, I took on my father, cutting open his stomach and freeing my siblings. It wasn't long after that that we launched into this big war called the Titanomachy. I freed Kronos' brothers - the Gigantes, Hecatonchires, and Cyclopes - from their prison in Tartarus, and they gave me my Master Bolt and the gift of lightning, which Gaia had hidden from the world. This didn't bother me so much, so I used the newfound weapons, and our side won (obviously). We ruled from Mount Olympus, and drew straws to see which of us would receive which domain. I received the skies, Poseidon received the seas, and Hades received the Underworld. They were jealous of me, and I'm sure even more so when I took Hera as my bride.
I have sired many wonderful demigods, all of whom were generally revered by their people. Take Heracles! He was a hero. Hera was frequently trying to stop me from all of my lovemaking, so I wound up hiring a nymph - I think her name was Echo? - to talk to Hera and never stop. Sadly, when Hera figured it out, she cursed Echo. I haven't really been able to find the nymph since. Ah well. I have also built Camp Half-Blood and kept the Mist intact over these years. I help demigods on their quests, and still have quite a bit to do in regard to ruling.
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iUberUber l33t Vice Captain
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iUberUber l33t Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:14 pm
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