Here's how it goes. BEFORE you read any of it, pick 10 characters, numbered, obviously 1-10. Like an art meme, you will place the names of each character in the blanks where a number rests (you don't have to draw anything). Just post your list and Laugh! Also pick a random spell, just one. HP characters only, no OC's. Go!

1) (6) gets pregnant. (4) is the mother/father.

2) (1), (5), and (9) go to (10)'s party together. (5) gets drunk and kisses ( cool .

3) (5) was sorted into Ravenclaw. (7) was sorted into Gryffindor. (2) was sorted into Syltherin. (3) was sorted into Hufflepuff (finders)! ( cool was made potions master/mistress. (6) is appointed headmaster/mistress. (10) will be gone by next year, because he/she is now the Defense against the Dark Arts professor.

4) (3) and (7) decided to go on a date at the Hog's Head, which caused (10) to declare undying love to (3), and was eventually thwarted by (4) and (9), who set a horde of Fanged Frisbees off in class, earning a 20 point deduction for Gryffindor by 1, and detention for everyone.

5) (2) sliped (6) a love potion with ( cool 's hair in it.

6) The Slytherin Quidditch team is as follows: Captain: (10) Chasers: (5), (9), (7) Beaters: (1) and ( cool Seeker: (3)

7) (5) becomes a Dark Lord. He/She recruits (7) and (2) as spys, and (4) as his/her right hand man/woman. (6) becomes obsessed with (5) and (5) tries to kill (10), who eventually beats them to death with a Redvine (What the hell can't they do?)

cool (6) becomes Tom Riddle's best friend ever during school, averting catastrophe. Unfortunately, (2) went insane instead at the loss of (6)'s friendship, killed everyone at Hogwarts, ran off into the forest, and met (3). They traveled together until (3) saw a big black dog at twilight and kicked the bucket out of fear.

9) (7) set up a wand shop. (6) works at Weasley's Wizard Weezes. (5) took over the Leaky Caldron. (4) married Harry Potter (no! I'm messing with our OTP!) and (3) raised dragons for the rest of their life. (1) and (2) went halfzies on an invention business that failed horribly, and ended up as Aurors. (10) became editor of the Daily Prophet. ( cool plays profession quidditch. (9) started a promising carrier at Gringots, married a Vampire, then moved to Scandinavia.

10) (4) sold (1) a faulty wand, which (1) then used to try to curse (9) with (spell), and ended up killing (7).

Death seems to abound in this sweatdrop