Welcome to Team Darkrai. We, the illustreous members of this fine organization have gathered with a simple but profound purpose: to take and use Pokemon as they should be used: slaves. They are inferior to us humans, and should not be treated as our equals. Now that you are among us, you can act as you were meant to and show our growing industry how dedicated you are to our purpose. We are using Darkrai to cast people into horrific nightmares so we can easily capture their Pokemon and use them in our plant. They will help turn out 'Dream B Gone', a bottle of 'medicine' used to get rid of their bad dreams. Really, it is just flavored water and corn syrup. Once we drain the people of their money and Pokemon, we will conquer the Pokemon world, and all who still believe that the filthy things are on par with ourselves. Suit up, young Runt, as you prepare for the beginning of a new era.

We have but a few rules before we send you to choose your division and begin your training. Follow them closely and you will advance here.

1. We tolerate and respect all other team members and higher-ups. We are a team, after all.
2. Keep it clean. We may be bad, but we do it in a good way.
3. Follow the ToS, or we could be suspected of our evil, Pokemon taking ways.
4. There is no fighting, maiming or killing amoungst us.
5. Follow all guild rules.
6. Be deliciously nasty! We are here to be!

Now go forth, my Runts, and choose your role!