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Narinia Himawari Armand Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:45 pm
Naio lifted the Admiral’s eye patch and for a moment his eyes met the ice orbs of the admiral before the tall, hunky Novinskian pushed him away.
“Naiomesis, we can’t do this.” He yanked the eye patch back down with a growl. His tasseled jacket blew in the ocean breeze that was salty like Naio’s tears. Underneath it there was nothing, but a pair of tight pants, not even chest hair because that’s gross.
“Adamska, please. I just want your pants.” Adamska turned to leave. Naio said, “No. No I don’t just want you’re pants. I love you Adamska.”
Adamska turned back to Naio and scooped the slender sexy cubi in too his manly arms and ki-
“Oh, God, Kraze , stop,” Hima fell out of her chair laughing until her sides felt like they were going to explode.
Kraze’s tail flicked with amusement, “I’d kind of want to keep going if it weren’t for the your, you’re and to, two, too problem. This one’s really bad about it.”
“That and the ‘orbs’ instead of eyes line is getting old.”
After reading for a moment more Kraze’s eyes widened and she added, “Did you know that Adamska has a 13 in-“
With a wave of her hand Hima cut her off. There were some things she just didn’t ever want to hear. Shoving her hand in the burlap sack of fan mail that had been piling up since before the Primord fight, she chose their next victim.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:49 pm
“Mwuhahahahahahaha! Now I will bet you to almost death before train gets to you” Xio said. He twirled his moustache. He picked up a stick.
“No!” You scream. You are Himawari and you have red and fox ears and you are the queen of the monster hunters. You try to burn the ropes with your fox power but they are made of antmagic because Xio had Sanraku make them to tie you up because Sanraku is Xlo’s slave because of evil magics.
Xio bet her with the stick and then wonted to rap her but the antmagic rope was two tigh and the train was coming so he just bet her more.
I burst through the trees on my muscular drome. My name is Adamska Glazunov. I am a vampire, but I can be in sun because I am also human. I have sexy silver hair and ice blue eyes and an patch.
You cream for Adamska.
Hima and Naio’s drinks spewed from their mouths and Kraze choked on the sandwich she was eating. Illy cocked her head to the side.
“I do not understand. What is so funny? And how is she making cream strapped to those tracks?” she questioned.
Hima wiped her face and went to toss the letter in the trash, but Naio snatched it from her hand and gave it to Kraze who cleared her throat and began to read aloud again as Illy and Epiros tried to understand how someone could make cream tied to railroad tracks and what kind of cream it was.
You cream for Adamska. He is your hero and your boyfriend but he won’t marry you because he is afraid of being king of the hunters because that was Rikets job before he got eaten by Naio who was his secret girlfriend and a bird. He will save you but Xio starts shooting magic at him and the train is almost there but you do not cry because you are a badass.
Xio screams. He is dead. Adamaska smote him down with lightning because he is also Ajura. Xio screams and dies because he is dead.
“I’m who?” Adamska asked as he entered the kitchen. All but Epiros were holding their sides.
“Oh look Hima, it’s your very special boyfriend, Ajura,” Naio teased and ducked as Hima swung at him, laughing.
Adamska blinked, “Vat the hell is wrong with you people?”
Illy handed him the fan mail and wiped the tears from her eyes. “Out loud please. We haven’t finished it yet.”
Xio screams. He is dead. Adamaska smote him down with lightning because he is also Ajura. Xio screams and dies because he is dead.
I rip the ropes off and pull Himawari away when the train rolls over Xio. I see it squish him, but my Himawari is saved. I tell her I love her and kiss her but she slaps me.
You are angry. “Why didn’t you tell me you were Ajura?” You kiss him anyway.
“Himawari, will you marry me? I will be the king of hunters.”
You say yes and you kiss again before riding in to the sunset on his drome and have 14 hunter babies.
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Narinia Himawari Armand Vice Captain
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Narinia Himawari Armand Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:51 pm
“Actually, a load of these are centered around you, ‘Damska,” Hima giggled from Riketz’s lap.
Kraze pointed to a pile in the corner. “Literally.”
With a sigh the admiral wheeled over to the pile and picked up an envelope. They were going to make him read one anyway…
My name is Lady Lucrezia Belinda Marie Flauntlebottom Poppicock Swan Studebaker Armand. I am 14 years old and I have long beautiful blue hair and pointed ears and pouty red lips that I coat in black lip stick cause I’m goffik. Some people tell me I look like Kraze Sunila which I like because she is the s**t. No I’m not related to Riketz Armand, but I wish I were because he’s a hottie. Oh I am also a vampire and a knight of night.
I walk across the deck of the Natira, clouds covering the sun. Nocturne has sent me here to kill Adamska Glazunov. I do not want to kill him but I’m goffik and has to do what the darkness says. I cry sexily as I open the door to his room.
Adamska is on the desk naked, kissing Vexx Ultimo. Vexx is goffic too and wears loads of eyeliner and lipstick and his azz looks sweet in leather and he is naked too. His brother Trance is a prep. Adamska’s pouty lips part in shock. I think he has seen me but then I remember I am invisible because I am in darkness and goffik and a knight of night and have pale skin and long blue.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!”
It was… Naio!
Naio didn’t see me and he started yelling at Vexx who pulled his leather pants on and chased Naio out the door. Now that we were alone I moved towards Adamska to killing him. I started to cry sexily again.
“Lucrezia? Lucrezia is that you?”
He recognizes my crying. I love sensitive bi guys.
“Enough! I can’t take it anymore,” Adamska shouted, red-faced. “Was this brat completely serious?”
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