...who offered me p***s, as though it were a cure for cancer descending on a golden cloud...

No, thank you.

Really, I'm afraid I simply have no desire to participate in your gang-bang, nor do I feel any need to "be the slut I've always wanted to be."

I also wish you would be so kind as to refrain from showing me your p***s. I'm sure it impresses the other gentleman at whatever gym shower you frequent, but I'm afraid I remain uninterested.

Regards,

Ranting Goddess