❝ I'm normal. Everyone else has problems. ❞
I am Gunji Anthony Kazuma
But I demand that you call me Gunji. Gunji, Gunji, Gunji. Or Master... You are not allowed to call me Anthony.
I'm not that old, I am 25.
Are you blind? I'm obviously A unicorn! No, I'm human you idiot.
Here's an easy one, I'm okay with any gender or sex.
You really want to know that? Fine, I was born January 2nd or something like that.
X X ❝ M o v i n gXXXo n. ❞
Do the measurements, I'm 195cm tall.
I don't look it, I know, but I'm 190 lbs.
I suppose I have to say every last detail, my hair is blond.
Look closer, my eyes are green with a thing hint of blue.
Of course you can't see them, I hide them. I have black tattoos with a splash of red and bluish green mainly on my upper chest and back. On both my wrist there are red and greenish flames. You'll find some scars on me but it's not a big deal.
X X❝ I ' m Xs e l f i s hXb e c a u s eXIXc a nXb e . ❞
I want a slave with velvet.
Painted dark blue, lavender, and green
And a few other things, like heart, miniature bed, pencil, piano, and music note
X X❝ I fXy o uXm u s tXk n o wXm o r e. ❞
People say I tend to be crazy. Everyone always tells me that I'm crazy but I think that they're the ones with problems and I'm just perfectly normal. Why is everyone so weird? Anyways, I like things that are cute... And pretty. It's always nice to be pretty. Like me! If you're pretty, I'll flirt with you right away and try to get your attention. I'll probably skip the introductions and go right to cuddling you. I like to cuddle.
You're so nosy. Fine, I will tell you that I'm a bounty hunter I guess... Is that the right word? Anyways, I'm hired to track people down and kill them. Sometimes I'm hired by evil people who want some kind of vengeance or police, to get rid of someone causing trouble before it got to the news. I love my job and I'm good at it. I get quite a bit of money from the job, doing other people's dirty work and I simply love it.
Growing up was a little difficult I guess... My mother was crazy. Not, everyone else is crazy kind of crazy. She hated me and called me the devil. It hurt you know? I have feelings too. Anyways, she liked to hurt me I guess. She'd stub out cigarets on my skin and I'm pretty sure she tried to kill me a few times. She drank a lot and did drugs often. People always say things like, "Didn't your mother tell you not to put those things in your mouth?!" They still do, but she never taught me that. It's simply not my fault. Eventually she overdosed on drugs and I ran away when my neighbours accused me of killing her. I would never do that. Even though mama was crazy, I would never kill her because loved her...
Anyways, I moved to the next city and took up fighting in arenas for some cash. I was good at it. Really, I was. People always bet on me and if they didn't, they lost their money because I always won. One night, I think I hit someone a little too hard and he simply dropped dead. I was called a murderer again but I didn't care. The other person had cheated a few times to win against me anyways. On the way home on the same night, I ran into some man getting mugged and saved him. I kind of killed the other guy by accident but he was asking for it anyways. Apparently the guy getting mugged was part of some kind of police department and that's how I got my job as a... "Bounty hunter" right? I honestly have no clue what my job is called but I became well known and other people started hiring me so I quit fighting for a living and took up killing instead. I had enough money to buy a huge place to live in but no one to keep me company other than the cats that come over every now and then for me to feed them.
Quit bothering me, I'll say that I like:
ღ Fluffy animals. Like cats and dogs. But not those weird hairless ones. You can't cuddle those.
ღ Food.
ღ Teasing people.
ღ Cuddling
ღ My job
I'll tell you that I don't like:
✘ Being called names... Especially when I don't understand what people are calling me.
✘ Being alone.
✘ Losing.
✘ Being teased.
✘ Crazy people.
X X❝ F i n a l l y ,XW e ' r eXn e a r i n gXt h eXe n d. ❞
A few last things so you don't ask any more questions, I can not really doing anything special. I'm just good at fighting and killing...
Yes, there is some side things, like people tell me I get dogs and cats mixed up, telling me that I call dogs "tama" and cats "pochi"... Those people are weird. Also, did I mention I like to sing? I suck and people tell me my songs never make sense since they're made up but I don't care. Bugging people is fun.
The person that works my mind is not me, but Taesty Chicken
