Tatiana was murdered by Sweeney Todd, and the last sacrifice was Sweeney turning himself in to the Moroi Court. But some aliens named Magenta and Riffraff wanted to keep him around so they paid Neville Longbottom to transfigure Adrian Ivashkov into a woman as a distraction. The sight of Adrian with boobs shocked Dimitri SO BADLY that he began to have nightmares about a giant bunny named Frank. Then Frank turned into a hot dog, and Tasha Ozera cooked it with her fire powers but before she could eat it, Lissa charmed the hotdog with spirit and staked Xemnas, Voldemort, Sonya Karp and Lindsey Lohan with it, saving them from their Strigoi states. But after saving 4 Strigoi at once, she was SO TIRED that the bond fizzled and perpetually sent Rose messages of french fries. Then they went to the wedding of Jill Manstrano and Luna Lovegood in Massachusettes, where Christian and Lissa forgot to use protection and made a bunch of LITTLE DRAGOMIRS named Hayley Williams Dragomir, Mason Andrew Dragomir, and Gir.

The End!

~Thus: My A.D.D., boredom, sugar high, and fangirl perversity.~