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 Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:51 pm
FANTASY AUCTIONStarts: Now Ends: 6-16-12 @ 11pm EST  The last rotty from the DHS Birthday Games still needs a home. (the green one on the top right)He/She will only go home with the person to make the most outrageously crazy awesome spectacular (insert more adjectives here) bid for him/her. This is all in fun, so no gold will be exchanged. Please only bid what you don't have. emotion_awesome The crazier and more fun the bid, the more he/she will like it. You may only bid once, but may change your bid up until the close of the contest. An example bid might be: 1 large cow, a giant fondue pot of chocolate and my unborn first child Use the code below to bid. [align=center][size=18][b][color=green]
COME HOME WITH ME LITTLE DOGGIE[/color][/b][/size]
My Bid:
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:08 pm
COME HOME WITH ME LITTLE DOGGIE
My Bid: 2 guinea pig cages with used shavings, 1 bottle of Essence of Skunk Odeur, 1 jack-in-the-box and 1 twenty-pound wedge of goat cheese
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:12 pm
COME HOME WITH ME LITTLE DOGGIE
My Bid: I first bid my most valuable belonging, though some might doubt its existence; my sanity. There, have it, it's yours. I would also like to bid all the ads I'll ever get on Pandora. Yes, they're for you. This bid will include any dried up remnants that will collect on the bottom of my fridge next year--I won't clean it during that whole time so that you can get as much as possible. <3 But, if you don't think that those things are really that great. . . how about these: a replacement fish for everyone of yours that dies--EVER. For free, of course. Oh, no Freddie died? Well, here ya' go! I invited you have a shopping spree & get your fancy on with all the dog booties & sweaters/sweatshirts/pajamas/doggles & any other haute canine couture you could ever want. & last, but certainly not least, I'd like to bid a trip to a farm where you are free to chase as many sheep, cows, pigs, ducks, chickens, or cats as your heart desires. Not your style? How about travelling to the beautiful woodlands of North Carolina? Play in the streams, jaunt about in the magnificent woods, visit the Biltmore. . . it's up to you. ENNNJJOOY. <3
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:14 pm
COME HOME WITH ME LITTLE DOGGIE
My Bid: 1 witrijifillion multi-colored all colors except without any hint of pink, black, and white flamingos, 1 invisible dollar that can cover two houses and make them invisible with two houses included not forgetting to mention that this applies only to monopoly board game houses
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:50 pm
COME HOME WITH ME LITTLE DOGGIE
My Bid: My soul Wait, thats not work anything..(do I have one?) I bid 6 polkadotted Rainbow afro kittens that are fluffy like mashed potatoes!! Very ultra super rare breed of cats. Also 4 invisible puppies produced from breeding a neutered male dog with a spayed female dog. Breed is your choice!
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:58 am
COME HOME WITH ME LITTLE DOGGIE
My Bid: The shop mule.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:54 am
Scaramouche Fandango
COME HOME WITH ME LITTLE DOGGIE
My Bid: The shop mule.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:56 am
COME HOME WITH ME LITTLE DOGGIE
My Bid: I'll show you my tits emotion_awesome
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K a o r u S k y y Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:33 pm
Take that one. I've wanted to see Kao's songbirds since FOREVER.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:40 pm
COME HOME WITH ME LITTLE DOGGIE
My Bid: eleventy-million cheese stuffed hot dogs, a rainbow of happiness that sprinkles raindrops of gravy and bits of freshly cooked steak, a fire hydrant and AstroTurf in every room. I shall also give you unlimited access to several acres of open fields dotted with grand trees where mailmen run free and wait happily to be chased by a grand canine such as yourself. On the plot of land there are also enormous rawhide bones lathered with the most succulent of gravies and juices so that one never gets tired of the flavors when chewing on them. You may dig to your hearts content anywhere on the property as well, in the flowerbeds or fields, it does not matter. If you come with me your dreams can come true!
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:41 pm
COME HOME WITH ME LITTLE DOGGIE
My Bid: A new walkie talkie that has little kitties running around like crazy wearing little tutus with doggie collars on them. A bed made of feathers and new chew toys everywhere where there would allows be a new supply of poopy scoopers. RAINBOW blankets and booties to strut your stuff in.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:30 pm
COME HOME WITH ME LITTLE DOGGIE
My Bid: A body made of a combo of the shop mules head, Scara's legs, and Kao's torso (all sewn and glued in the appropriate places), plus a few igloos (them things we live in), a polar bear (we apparently ride these to school/work), a couple of moose (had a couple of yearlings in a school playground just before school started last week), some beavers (not that kind you sick perv, xD), a few lemmings, some skis (possibly used in a homicide on the ski hill), maybe a snowboard, a couple of hot Mounties, some Canadian dollah bills yo (we got us some new monies up hurrr), a few cans of authentic unicorn meat (sparkles included), my bleeding heart and undo love, ohh and a ten thousand dollar gift card to Tim Hortons! Ohhh, and a few dishes of Poutine (best s**t around people).
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K a o r u S k y y Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:41 am
Scaramouche Fandango Take that one. I've wanted to see Kao's songbirds since FOREVER.
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:19 pm
Sweet Autumn Zephyr
COME HOME WITH ME LITTLE DOGGIE
My Bid: I first bid my most valuable belonging, though some might doubt its existence; my sanity. There, have it, it's yours. I would also like to bid all the ads I'll ever get on Pandora. Yes, they're for you. This bid will include any dried up remnants that will collect on the bottom of my fridge next year--I won't clean it during that whole time so that you can get as much as possible. <3 But, if you don't think that those things are really that great. . . how about these: a replacement fish for everyone of yours that dies--EVER. For free, of course. Oh, no Freddie died? Well, here ya' go! I invited you have a shopping spree & get your fancy on with all the dog booties & sweaters/sweatshirts/pajamas/doggles & any other haute canine couture you could ever want. & last, but certainly not least, I'd like to bid a trip to a farm where you are free to chase as many sheep, cows, pigs, ducks, chickens, or cats as your heart desires. Not your style? How about travelling to the beautiful woodlands of North Carolina? Play in the streams, jaunt about in the magnificent woods, visit the Biltmore. . . it's up to you. ENNNJJOOY. <3
Congrats! The Rottie seems to like your offer the most, and follows you home!
You may post him/her for certing in DHS's certing thread. smile
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