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 Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:15 am
Grant the wish of the person above you, but give it a catch. Then make your own wish.Example: Quote: I wish for a slice of pizza. Quote: Granted, but you get it in the face. I wish I could fly. I wish for a genie.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:35 pm
Granted, but it's dead.
I wish for a dragon.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:08 pm
Granted, but you mess in its affairs and it eats you, for you are crunchy and good on toast.
I wish I could meet Sherlock Holmes.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:16 pm
Granted, but you meet him when he arrests you for something you didn't actually do, because it's always the maid.
I wish I'd stop bleeding.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:19 pm
Granted, but only because you ran out of blood.
I wish I had toast...
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:48 pm
Granted, only after the toaster burns your house down.
I wish for $1,000,000,000,000
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:51 pm
Granted, but it's all in pennies, which crush you under their weight.
I wish for a pickle.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:40 pm
Granted, but a dog eats it before you get the chance to.
I wish I could meet Joe Walker.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:56 pm
Granted, but an elephant pukes on you when you do.
I wish I could understand what my cats were saying.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:17 pm
Granted but you overhear them plotting to take over the world.They claw you to death because they realize that you figured out their plan.
I wish my life was over.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:22 pm
Granted, but then you were brought back to life as an immortal to travel the world for eternity, never to find love or happiness ever again.
I wish I had a glass of grape juice..
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:23 pm
Granted, but you spill it on a white shirt. Your mother's white shirt. And you are immediately killed.
I wish I had more lemon cake.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:55 am
Granted, but it's rotten and you puke it all up.
I wish I could visit Narnia.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:12 am
Granted, but the White Witch turned you into an ice statue after you didn't bow down to her.
I wish I had some ice cream.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:53 am
ruby0011 Granted, but the White Witch turned you into an ice statue after you didn't bow down to her. I wish I had some ice cream. granted. Ice cream fills the entire room you are in to the ceiling. I wish people wouldn't ruin the persons wish who wishes after me.
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