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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 5:04 am


Well, this Public Service Announcement came up, recently from Sisky, and I would like to repost it, here, as a reminder to our Society of the no-no topics that could get us all into big doo-doo. *hugs* Batteh

siskataya
Hello everyone,

We here in the office love a good joke as much as anyone – and sometimes even more. And we pride ourselves on providing an open environment where you guys and gals can talk about almost anything. But lately we’ve seen a few too many Gaians posting comments or "jokes" which cross the line from humorous into subjects that pose safety issues for the Gaia community. When this line is crossed, you need to know that we are legally obligated to consider the joke as a serious statement of fact, and usually have to ban the account that made the joke. In fact, in certain cases, we have to forward the content to the authorities.

To be perfectly honest, I have to tell you that when this happens, it’s a really frustrating situation for us. We HATE having to ban accounts for making these jokes or comments, especially since we are almost certain that most of these statements are not meant seriously. We're also sure this is aggravating for the account owners as well - nobody wants to be banned! It's just a lose-lose situation all around.

So, to help you all steer clear of possibly losing your account (or even having to be sent to the authorities) for making an inappropriate comment, here are some of the subjects you should avoid joking about on Gaia:

a) Anything that indicates you have killed, maimed or raped another person, or plan to do so.

b) Saying you are under 13 years old.

c) Soliciting or offering sexually explicit content.

d) Anything that indicates you own, make or distribute child pornography or that you’re a ***** and/or child molester.

e) Making threats against government officials.

Everyone of course is expected to comply with the Terms of Service and our Rules & Guidelines, but these topics above are particularly sensitive. It’s not an exhaustive list, but are amongst the most common topics that result in an immediate ban and the inevitable “But I was joking!” email afterwards. Remember that we (and your fellow users) have no real idea whether you’re serious when you post about these, so we’re forced to assume you are.

Thanks for listening - it is my sincere hope that this PSA will help some of you identify topics to avoid joking about so you don't have to have your account banned for safety reasons.

Be well,
Sisky
Gaia Online Safety Lead
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 6:56 am


While I appreciate the severity of the actual PSA, which I read, I do need to post a comedy version for my own amusement.

Pavilo
Hello everyone,

Me here in the blue spinny chair love a good joke as much as anyone – and sometimes even more. And I pride myself on providing an open ear where you guys and gals can talk about almost anything. But lately I’ve seen almost zero Gaians posting comments or "jokes" which cross the line from humorous into subjects that pose safety issues for the my spinny chair. When this line is crossed, you need to know that I am probably going to poo myself with laughter, and on the rare days when I'm sick it's not a joke. In fact, in certain cases, I have dash to the bathroom and have to change pants.

To be perfectly honest, I have to tell you that when this happens, it’s a really frustrating situation for me. I HATE having to poo my pants from these jokes or comments, especially since I am almost certain this is a terrible practice that should be seriously avoided. I'm also sure this is aggravating for the spinny chair as well - not many want to be pooped at! It's just a lose-lose situation all around.

So, to help you all steer clear of possibly making me poo my pants (or even farting really bad at the spinny chair) for making an inappropriate comment, here are some of the subjects you should avoid joking about near me:

a) Anything that indicates you have used, have or listen to silly accents, or plan to do so.

b) Saying you have poo'd yourself.

c) Soliciting or offering hilariously giant pencils.

d) Anything that indicates you own, make or distribute french toast machines or that you’re a baker and/or restauranteur.

e) Making threats against the spinny chair.

Everyone of course is expected to comply with the Poo Prevention Policies and my Proper Presentation Provisions, but these topics above are particularly sensitive. It’s not an exhaustive list, but are amongst the most common topics that may result in an immediate laugh and the nearly inevitable pooing of my pants. Remember that me (and the spinny chair) have no real idea whether you’re serious when you post about these, so we’re forced to assume you are.

Thanks for listening - it is my sincere hope that this PSA will help some of you identify topics to avoid joking about so I don't have to poo my pants and possibly make the spinny chair sad.

Poo responsibly,
Pavilo
President of the Pooping Peoples Protectorate of Pooland

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 7:27 am


Just when i was gonna make a joke about a 12 year old sex soliciting murderous child molester who threaten government officials...
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 7:29 am


Just when i was gonna make a joke about bakers with funny accents pooping themselves while soliciting hilariously giant pencils and threatening spinny chairs...

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:19 am


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Just when i was gonna make a joke about bakers with funny accents pooping themselves while soliciting hilariously giant pencils and threatening spinny chairs...
Oh nooooo! There's poop everywhere now. What have you done?
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:16 pm


I'm 12 and what is this? And I love my spinny chair too much to threaten it with my gaseous fumes

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 5:26 am


Pavilo
pamukovich
Just when i was gonna make a joke about bakers with funny accents pooping themselves while soliciting hilariously giant pencils and threatening spinny chairs...
Oh nooooo! There's poop everywhere now. What have you done?


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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 6:08 am


5DMxyzptlk
Pavilo
pamukovich
Just when i was gonna make a joke about bakers with funny accents pooping themselves while soliciting hilariously giant pencils and threatening spinny chairs...
Oh nooooo! There's poop everywhere now. What have you done?


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Now there are poo golems, we're doomed.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:13 am


Pavilo
5DMxyzptlk
Pavilo
pamukovich
Just when i was gonna make a joke about bakers with funny accents pooping themselves while soliciting hilariously giant pencils and threatening spinny chairs...
Oh nooooo! There's poop everywhere now. What have you done?


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Now there are poo golems, we're doomed.
I've located the source of poo's power!
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