It's not like the rest of the guild is very on-topic, but this place is even more so. I do encourage making a few posts here- we seem crazy, but we're nice and very rarely cause anyone physical harm (though there are some theories that phlipp's silliness is contagious. wear gloves (they don't help)).

Anyway. I'm an authoritarian dictator, and always feel inclined to make rules. So here they are.

THE RULES:

1. Once again, follow the TOS. If you don't, I'll ban you. You don't want that, do you?
2. Try to be intelligent. Come up with something more creative than "bump". It doesn't need to make sense, and it certainly doesn't need to be [on topic. But at least say something.
3. Be nice. Don't flame people. Unless they really, really deserve it. And then at least try to be witty or something. There's no fun in an argument unless there's some really creative insults.
4. If you get a post that's a multiple of 100, make a thread about it! We take any excuse to party, plus I like to keep track of these things (there's a sticky about it, if you haven't noticed. Don't ignore phlipp's vandalism there.) This is not really a rule, but hell- who doesn't want a party in their favour?
5. Bongos is never ever spelled with an 'e'. Don't ask why. It just isn't.

Understand? Good.

And if I'm missing something, tell me. And if you have any problems, don't be afraid to complain by PMing me. Or even if you don't have any problems. I like to talk.

weee...vandalism...