The earsplitting gunshots near you. You scramble around for anything useful, like in the movies! The hallway echoes draw ever closer, and you swear that your neighbor just screams before guns mark an eerie silence. Fortunately, in your efforts, you salvage something...

[PICK ONE]
Swiss Pocket Knife
Vesalius Topical Cream
$5.00 in change

At the last minute, you jump. Halfway through the window, you realize you're five stories high but you're too late. You free fall thinking how stupid it was to randomly jump out of a window when hearing loud sounds in the middle of the night. You humorously fall about 50 feet into a perfectly comfortable dumpster. Pain soars in your leg and you limp out into the parking lot.
Outside the Dumpster