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Above_Average_Asian Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:20 am
So after watching one episode of Kill Me Baby. I want to make an RP where we make
chibi parodies of ourselves at a high school setting.
Rules: All items are now ghetto school equivalents.
For example my mace is now replaced with a paper fan.
Drinks are replaced with something else. Blood can be replaced with fruit punch.
Vodka can be replaced with Capri sun.
Instead of guns, we have Nerf guns. Instead of cars, we have golf carts.
You get the picture right?
Please try not to mention any adults. It would be hard to explain why
Nerf guns are allowed or why no one stops our antics.
Remember you're a chibi here now, so exaggerate
yourselves and play it up. Think omake!
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:44 am
Val: *looks at the clock ticking*
...'cmon
*Tick tock tick tock*
...'cmon
*Tiiiiiiick......tooooock*
....'cmon! scream
*lunch bell rings*
Out of the way!
*everyone rushes to get to the cafeteria line*
Why is it never easy to get food here!?!
*smacks a person out of the way with a paper fan*
Momo: *drives up in a golf cart bulldozing people in the way*
...get in.
Val: Heh
*jumps into the side seat*
Drive!
Momo: *throws a water balloon at a crowd and explodes*
.....
*drives off*
Val: Wasn't that a bit harsh?
Momo: ...
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Above_Average_Asian Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:19 am
(Kill Me Baby is so funny!)
*N is first in the cafeteria line, no one knows how but she always manages to arrive first somehow*
N: I'd like to have three servings of pudding pleeease.
*N gets the pudding and keeps two of the servings in her schoolbag, then she leaves the line blushing with one serving on her hands*
N: Awww I love this pudding, it's so soft and yummy! Heavenly... redface
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:43 am
jin: *arguing with vending machine* what the hell do you mean "out of Capri sun"!?!? who took them!? i want names, class numbers and top three worst fears. NOW!!  vending machine: we're sorry, but the beverage you have requested is no longer available. please try again later. have a nice day~ jin: AAAAHHH!! *starts punching the machine* vending machine: warning, violent actions will be delt with accordingly. you have been warned. *deploys electrical field and shocks jin* jin: *gets thrown across the cafeteria* i know you're hiding them.... surrender now and spare yourself.....
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:04 pm
[I watch it for the ninja girl. Also it probably has the most catchy and annoying opening theme I've ever heard] Sunako: *sneaks nearby with an extended straw and sucks up the pudding* Kekekekekek.... Vincent: *sips from the pouch of a fruit punch flavored Capri Sun* What's so funny? Sunako: Nothing I'm just enjoying dessert.  What did you get? Vincent: I managed to get the last piece of cake. Sunako: ...but they're not serving cake. Vincent: I have my ways. *at the home economics class* Student: AHHHH my cake!
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:59 am
Val: Damn they'e already out of chili dogs!
They're always gone before we can get here!
Momo: ...sadness.
Val: Well at least we can always get a Capri Sun
*hits the vending machine and it spits out a Capri Sun*
Momo: ....ayyyy
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Above_Average_Asian Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:22 am
*vending maachine gets hit with nurf darts, then explodes*
jin: it seems the school is tired of me taking all the Capri sun. all these machines must be getting their programming from somewhere...
i bet if i-
*bell rings*
oh no i'm gonna be late!
*jumps through window for an unnesecary shortcut*
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:54 am
ROTC Student: *sitting in the back of a golf cart
manning a Nerf Vulcan on the roof*
Alright people get to class. Move it!
Val: Hey, we're moving as fast as we can!
There's a lot of people in the way trying to cram through
the door. Giving us only 30 secs to get to class is insane!
ROTC Student: *points gun*
Does it look like I care? The student council
makes the rules I just enforce them.
Val: I bet you wouldn't be saying that if they cut your funding.
ROTC Student: What was that?
Val: The martial arts club wouldn't have collapsed if
the council hadn't reroute budget to you guys.
ROTC Student: It was their fault for speaking against
the council. They had it coming.
Val: *tightens grip on paper fan*
Why you little...
Momo: ...let it go.
Val: Fine......
*kicks the golf cart over*
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Above_Average_Asian Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:32 am
N: N-nooo!!! redface My pudding is gone again... gonk And he didn't even look at me *le sigh~*
*N shrugs and returns to class silently*
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:03 am
ROTC student: that's right everyone, get to class, i would hate to have to use this
*points nurf gun at students*
hehehe that's righ-
*gets put in a headlock*
jin: sorry but i can't afford another detention this month
*puts ROTC student to sleep*
HA! i knew martial arts club was a good idea.
*runs into classroom*
student council member: jin!
you're late again. what have you been doing?
trying to get your hands on Capri sun again?
you know it's forbidden.
jin: you and your lackeys can't stop me forever.
i will get my hands on some and then i'll get you.
student council member: sure, maybe after detention.
you were late again
jin: you can't prove anything.
student council member: i bet the guard i had set up can.
jin: you mean the one asleep outside?
you really should let these guys get more rest, maybe then they won't fall asleep on the job.
*walks to his desk*
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:54 pm
Sunako: Hey Jin, I how's your Capri sun ban going?
Vincent: It was probably a bad idea to tick off the Girl Scout club.
They're a practically a mafia now.
Sunako: Those girls are nuts and I don't mean their cookies.
Vincent: Hm who knew cookies would be so profitable?
Sunako: They're just that delicious dammit!
...sorry I just get antsy when I haven't had my daily cookie yet.
*eats a girl scout cookie*
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:37 am
Val: The council and the girl scouts are working well together.
The council gets a fat share of the profits while they turn a blind eye on the scouts.
Momo: ......
Val: That's right Momo, disgusting.
Momo: ....
*walks up to Sunako*
....any more?
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Above_Average_Asian Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:30 am
N: Those girl scouts are so popular lately... no one comes to the tea ceremony club anymore... redface
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:15 am
jin: *starts talking to student in next seat*
what do you got?
student: it's been confirmed, the girl scouts have banned you from drinking Capri sun, and with the student council and clubs like the ROTC behind them... we simply aren't strong enough to defy them.
jin: wrong answer. we can defy them, we just need a little dedication to our cause. did you find all this out?
student: no. it was jimmy.
he didn't make it.
jin: so we've lost another one?
student: we can't keep this up. everyday we lose more and more members and still nothing changes or worse, they get stronger. people are starting to doubt.
jin: just hold on a little longer if i can get all the other clubs to unite, nothing can stop us.
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Above_Average_Asian Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:14 am
Val: Hmph and how do you suppose we're going to do that Jin?
We lost momentum after the fall of martial arts club. A lot of clubs would
rather keep to themselves, pursuing their own interests. The ninja club
refuses to say anything, the pirate club just want booty and don't get me
started with the zombie club. Those guys have problems! Hang in there N. I'm
sure people will come around....saaay is it a martial arts tea ceremony club?
StudentA: Pssst did you hear? The rock climbing club has been trying to
take the book club's classroom. The book club is putting up a good fight.
StudentB: Yeah and I heard the choir kids have been fighting with the guitar
freaks for hang out spots too. Did you hear about sewing club?
StudentA: *grabs by the collar* First rule of Sewing club, We do not talk about sewing club!
Val: Ugh, it's like this everyday now. People are still fighting for the space
from what was left of the flower arrangement club.
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