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Anonymous Black Lace Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:26 pm
The Temptress Anon and I aren't nearly as suave as we are OOC as we are IC. Well. She is. But when paired up with me, I kind of cancel her awkwardness out. Wanna see? xD
Any silly side convos or things you wanna preserve can go here, okay?
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:06 am
Lace: Hey Tempty. Check out these guns WHOOHAWW ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
Tempy: -chokes on laugher-
Lace: ᕙ(- 3 -)ᕗ I am such a stud.
Tempy: ¬_¬ Right. Im gonna be over here. You know. Avoiding all of that -indicates-
Lace: ¯_ಠ_ಠ_/¯ Y u no want dis?
Tempy: ¬_¬ No. Lace. No. I do not want that.
Lace: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) BUT WAAII
Tempy: ಠ_ಠ Lace. That's what your fans are for. -points to the flock- (╯°Д°)╯︵ /(.□ . ) Go to them!
Lace: (╯▅╰) Kaaayy ᕙ(> 3 >)ᕗ Ladies~
Tempy: (-_-) ε-(´・`) フ Glad that is out of my hair -goes back to watching how to pole dance videos- ϲίει: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ You know you want dis
Tempy: ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌
Lace: (ÒДÓױ) OHMAIGAWSH R U WATCHING PRONZ WIFFOUT ME?!
Tempy: ಠ_ಠ Lace Its Pole Dancing Get it right Gosh. ϲίει: ( ・・)σ Porn.
Tempy: (σ・・)σ Wrong
Lace: 〆(・∀・) I'm telling Dance.
Tempy: (⊙▂⊙✖ ) Don't do that. He is with some chick right now. Disturbing him has bad consequences (._.)
Lace: ╮ (o ᴗ o) ╭ 〆(・x ・) Dear Dance.. Tempt ignored my muscles and watched porn wiffout me.
Tempy: ..... d-_-b -continues to watch how to video- -pauses it- HEY. How do you do this ( ・・)σ
Lace: 〆(・x ・) And then sh-- ( ˘ ³˘) Oho you silly potato.
Tempy: ┐(・ ᴗ ・) ┌ What. It was just a question I mean if you don;t knoooooow
Lace: ಠ_ಠ Woman I know how to dance. Like a Champion
Tempy: (-ㅂ-)/ Prove it. Do that move. Right there ( ・・)σ
Lace: (σ ゚∀゚) σ Okay, turn on the music
Tempy: |̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|ヾ(´○_`○) ♪
Lace: └(∵┌) First you move your hips like this └( ∵ )┘Then if you're feeling sexy you can grind against the pole like this. (┐∵)┘Then finish like this. ( ˘ ³ ˘) Got that, sugar lips?
Tempy: 〆(・∀・@) Yes. Right. I think so Yep. d・_・b -goes back to watching Video-
Lace: (´ε` ) Hey Tempt.. (ლ `Д ́)ლ HEY! TEMPTY
Tempy: o ___ o -pulls off earphones- What?
Lace: ლ(´ڡ`ლ) Wanna get it awn?
Tempy: ლ(°□°ლ) I AM STUDYING ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) CAN'T YOU SEE THAT (╯`Д ́)╯︵ ┻━┻
Lace: (σ ・・)σ Can't study with a flipped over table. (-ε- ) So come and kiss my face.
Tempy: (ÒДÓױ) ┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) -goes back to studying-
Lace: (゜ε^;;) (゜ε゜) ( ゜- ゜) No kiss then?
Tempy: ( ・・) No.
Lace: ( ゜- ゜ ) Oh.. (╯▅╰) Kay
Tempy: (・・)σ Did you really expect to just give you a kiss because you wanted one?
Lace: ( ゜- ゜ ) .... ( ;;>->)
Tempy: ( ・・) Woooooooow (-_-)
Lace: (-ε- ;;) Shut up..
Tempy: 〆(・∀・@) Note to self: Lace is very full of himself. -next line- He thinks he can get anyone anytime anywhere -next line- It is best to just sit in another room when studying -end note-
Lace: (/¯ o 3 o )/¯ ~ ~ ~ I the great Levi-dini will zap off Tempty's clothes.
Tempy: ( ・・) -watches little amount of clothing disappear- ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) YOU BETTER BUY ME NEW ONES.
Lace: (・ω・) ! ლ(´ڡ`ლ) Me gusta, bby
Tempy: (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻ - pouts- Go get me clothing!
Lace: (・ω・) I can't enjoy the view?
Tempy: (・□・) NO. You haven't made me a cake. Take off your shirt and give it to me right now ( ・・)σ And maybe I won't shoot you. ϲίει: ( ˘ ³˘) You want me shirtless? ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
-tears off clothes and runs around naked- ╮ (o ᴗ o) ╭ Yolo
Tempy: ( ・・)....... What have I done. -puts on shirt and hides in a box- -hears the rabid sound of fangirls approach-
Lace: ⊙_⊙...! ⊙__⊙... ⊙___________⊙... -runs-
Tempy: ಠ_ಠ -so glad for her sturdy box and non rabid fans-
Lace: (ノ ; Д ;)ノ -runs by screaming-
Tempy: (⊙ω⊙) -suppresses urge to giggle-
Lace: ( A :)/ WHAT! YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY (ლ ; Д ;)ლ TEMPTYYY (ლ `Д ́ )ლ I DUN WANNA GO TO JAAIIILLL
Tempy: (⊙___⊙) (-.-) Why Am I always saving your butt? -pulls into box- ಠ_ಠ -clearly not pleased about having to do this-
Lace: (・・)... ( ゜- ゜ ) It's dark in here.. (・□・) HELLO! ( ゜- ゜ )..... ( ゜- ゜ )................. ( ; A ; ) I'M DEAD
Tempy: (・ω・) (・ω・) ! -sits on Lace's Lap- Yep. You are dead. And you are in Hell. (・ω・)
Lace: ( ; A ;)!! ( ゜- ゜ ) Owait.
Tempy: e u e -obvious troll- -realizes implications- (・A・) ;;;; -scrambles off lap-
Lace: ლ(´ڡ`ლ) ( ˘ ³˘) Why'd you get up?
Tempy: (e A e) -has no good answer- -owner supplies it for her- "Because she has a problem with guys who clearly want her. She likes the ones who dont" (・A・) (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻ YOU ARE THE WORST OWNER EVER. -storms out of box-
Lace: ( ˘ ³˘) You like guys who play hard to get, eh?
Tempy: (・A・) ;;;; NO NO. NO. NO.NO.NO.NO
Lace: (σ・・)σ Hey. It's cool babe. 〆(・ω ・) Dear fans.. Today I was rejected. But I ain't even mad. Let's have sex. -Lace.
Tempy: ¬_¬ -puts head on desk- 〆(e A e) Dear owner, I officially want to be adopted -Tempy Ps. You really suck PPS. I do like guys who go after me too! PPPS. Dance Doesn't count. PPPPS. Or Lace. PPPPP- -tosses paper out window-
Lace: 〆(・ω ・) Dear, Nicki Minaj Looks like my schedule just freed up I hate your voice. But I have a better idea for wht you can do with you mouth Bring Kesha. -Lace
Tempy: 〆( e u e) Dear Usher I saw that body roll you did in concert yesterday Attached is my room key. Seems you need more practice -Tempy
Lace: ¬_¬ .. 〆(・x ・) Dear, Selena Go-- -scribbles out line- Dear, Hilary D-- -scratches out line- Dear, Halle Ber-- -throws the paper out the window- 〆(・ω ・) Dear Tempty. I made cake. Lets have sex. -Lace
Tempy: ....... -recieves letter- -blinks twice- 〆(・. ・) Dear Lace, Clearly you forgot that it needed to be chocolate cake. Really nice attempt. -Tempy
Lace: 〆(・- ・)... 〆(・----- ・).. 〆(・ω ・) Dear Tempty. Trust me, I didn't forget the chocolate ლ(´ڡ`ლ) -Lace ┌iiii┐ノ( ゜ڡ゜ノ)
Tempy: ლ(o◡oლ) (oڡo) (・----- ・).. Lace. Where is the chocolate? (・・)
Lace: -strips- ╮ (o ᴗ o) ╭ -hands chocolate syrup- ノ( ゜ڡ゜ノ)
Tempy: ......... (・----- ・) -goes back to desk- 〆(¬_¬) Dear Self, Don't ever listen to lace again when he says there is chocolate in the cake that doesn't have any visible. -Tempy Ps. Remember to put on panties when you get back to your room. The ones you had one disappeared
Lace: ( ゜ڡ゜) ( ゜ᴗ゜) ( ゜-゜) ( ゜---゜)
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Anonymous Black Lace Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:56 am
Minty Andee You do know he (Black Lace) quoted you on his wall of favorite reactions, right? Over on his profile that I don't stalk all the time? Vesraen WHAT.
HOW THE FLIPPITY ******** DID THIS HAPPEN. I THINK I JUST SWALLOWED MY TONGUE.
HOLY FLIPPITY ******** THAT IS NEW.
I AM. WELL. WHAT. THERE GOES IT ALL. Minty Andee /giggles maniacally/ I hope that eased your paranoia. Vesraen I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO LET GO OF THE SHIFT KEY.
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MUST... FOCUS...
... THERE WE Goooo...
I'm busy freaking out excuse me. SDFHOISDHFOISDF DIFPHISOFHSDOF WHAT EVEN
... Still paranoid and now happy and paranoid and how do feelings work. Coming as a surprise to no one, Ves and I are exactly as awkward in PMs as we are in the forums...
*some content has been edited for excessive ninnying relevancy sleep deprived lunacy
**Brief Captain edit, it was for relevancy, of course.
***If we're being honest about it -Minty
**** Okay. I'll agree to that.
*****Damn right.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:30 pm
What? That is the most adorable thing. Holy crap you two. You just belong in my pockets. Mini Ves and Minty. Yes. Me Gusta.
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Anonymous Black Lace Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:56 pm
Oh Goodness, Minty and Ves are so cute. Too bad Lace isn't nearly as cute as they are. If he was I am pretty sure I wouldn't reject him on a regular basis. Speaking of which~ I will post up part two of the silliness soon. Very soon.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:17 pm
Late nights really really end up with the most random things happening between two kink anons. Really now.
Tempy: o u o Hey Hey Lace. -sits on lap- if I told you I wanted sex now would you pass out?
Lace: o x o.. ...Hmmn. Nope! Wai.. r u trollin..? < x <;
Tempy: D< -OFFENDED- FORGET IT. -gets up and stomps off- I TRY TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE. Amagash. You are hopeless!
Lace: Fffff--- I MADE YOU CAKE. In like.. an apron or something, I dunno. It was all so tramatic for a first meeting, or something cliche like that. -flops on the ground and moves arm like a snow angel- TEMPTY COME BACK, YU CAN BAME IT ALL ON MEEEEE
Tempy: -door!Slam- 〆(ಠ益ಠ) DEAR SELF. NEVER AGAIN EVER OFFER LACE FREE SEX. AGITATEDLY, TEMPY
Lace: Fff-- Well damn. I thought my suave debonair charm and melodious voice would work.. (/ - ᴗ -)/¯ ~ ~ ~ Go Levi-dini powers go. Make Tempty want me. (ლ `Д ́)ლ HEY TEMPTY DID IT WORK? DO YOU WANT MY HAWT AND SEXY BODY ALL OVER YOU, NOW?!
Tempy: ...... ಠ_ಠ -le door opens- -Le box of cheap a** shoes flies out one after another- -Le door closes again-
Lace: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Tempy: 〆(ಠ益ಠ)!!!! NOTE TO SELF: LACE STILL DOESNT GET IT. -puts sticky note on door-
Lace: (╯`Д ́)╯I GOT THA MAJIX IN MEE ER'RY TIME I TOUCH YER BACK IT FEELS LIKE PURE GOLD ┐( ˘ ³˘)┌ Er.. something like that..
Tempy: ........................ d-_-b
Lace: ( ˘ ³˘) I'ma a straight up G. Tempty likes that right? ┐( ˘ ³˘)┌ Yolo, Levi. Yolo. -sags pants- |̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅| ノ( ゜ᴗ゜ノ)
Tempy: ಠ_ಠ
Lace: ヘ(o u o ヘ) I'm Black Lace mother effers, all y'all anons can't see that you ain't gon' find nobody better than me. I'm the hottest piece of a** in all of Gaia, y'all would think that I set my toilet on fiyah. I work at a night club and I take off my clothes. Once you see me naked you'll be curlin ya toes. I'm the King anon, hookers, a real OG. can't nobody slut it up better than me. Hollah. (˘ ³˘)/
Tempy: (ಠ_ಠ ).....( ಠ_ಠ )................. (ಠ_ಠ)................................. -comes out of room- -kicks boombox- -takes the cake- -goes back to room-
Lace: (・∀・).. (´ε` ) Maybe that wasn't gangster enough.. ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌ Google. ( ・・)σ _/ How to be Gangster. (σ・・)σ _/ Awh yeah, Ryan Higa You so cool. (ლ `Д ́)ლ HEY TEMPTY MY NAME IS LEVI FOR RIZZLE ALL UP IN THE HIZZLE UMBRELLA FOR DRIZZLE.
Tempy: (・x ・) (-x -) (・x ・) ........ -coughs seems to have lost her voice so instead she takes out a piece of paper- 〆(・x ・) Dear Lace, Rapping is really not your thing. You should leave it to guys like Lil Wayne, and 50 Cent, and Eminem. Because they have already gotten in my bed because of their skills. -Tempy -puts note on his forehead and waits for reaction-
Lace: -pulls off the note and reads it- (・x ・).. -peers up at- Is it cause I said hookers instead of bitches?
Tempy: (╯▅╰) -goes back to room shaking head-
Lace: ε-(´ε` ) Being black is hard.. (・x ・) Wait. Eminem isn't bla-- (OДO)!!! I NEED TO TAKE DRUGS ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌ Duh, Levi. Geez. ( ・・)σ _/ Google Search: Cool Gangster Drugs. (σ・・)σ _/ Coke. Sweet. (ლ `Д ́)ლ HEY TEMPTY I'M GOING UP TO 7-11 FOR SOME COKE. YOU WANT ANYTHING?!
Tempy: (/❛o❛) ... Wait a second ಠ_ಠ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) -storms out of room- YOU KNOW I DON"T DRINK SODA. ITS BAD FOR ME t(-.-t)
Lace: ( ・・)σ It's coke for me, see. Google says all the gangsta gangsta drink it. ...Word.
Tempy: (◕〝◕) Oh. Well In that case (⊙ω⊙) A box of condoms Please. I have a party I am going to tonight (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
Lace: (-ㅂ-)/ Can I come? I'll keep all... ( ・・)σ _/ ..Fresh and phat. It'll be totally super fly, right? (・x ・)
Tempy: ( ・・) ( ・A・) Um. ( e A e)σ Right
Lace: (σ・・)σ Word, son. Kay brb. (・・)..wait. Are you picky about condom brands?
Tempy: ( e A e) No. They just need to work
Lace: (・・)b I got you, home skillet. There's sushi in the fridge if you get hungry
Tempy: ...... (・u・) Wait ( e n e) Temp think 'bout this. This could be a trap (・・) -poker face-
Lace: -drives off- ( ˘ ³˘)┌ Hey Levi, how'd you get to be so gangsta gangsta? ヘ(o u o ヘ) It's my natural mad swag, son. ┐( ˘ ³˘)┌ Poor people who aren't me~
Temp: -sneaks off to fridge- (・・) (・u・)(e u e) -takes le sushi and sets up picnic outside- (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ✿ -happiness and wilderness animals everywhere come to see happy as pie temp- -until she noticed they are trying to eat her sushi- ..... (ಠ益ಠ) ︻デ═一 BACK OFF BITCHES. -all animals close to her even from neighboring countries flee- (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ✿
Lace: ( ˘ ³˘)┌ Wat it do my fellow gangster homie. Just grabbin some super, mad fly coke. Yunno? ...( ゜- ゜) Whut? People don't talk that..? ( σ ˘ ³˘)σ You must be pullin my leg, soul brotha. ( ゜- ゜ ).. what..? ( ゜- ゜ )..yes. I understand. (・□・) But Google sai-- ( ゜- ゜ )...Oh. ( ゜- ゜ ) thank you sir.. (・∀・) -sulks home-
Tempy: (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ✿ -still clearly being desu in her own way- -wish no animals to be seen-
Lace: (╯▅╰) -slumps into a chair dropping the condoms on a counter opening a coke- ( ・・)σ Google you lying b***h.
Tempy: (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) -picks up condoms and puts them into her little purse magically- -kisses Lace's cheek and goes off to get all prettied up which involves putting on less clothing than usual-
Lace: (ლ ; A ;)ლ Hey, Tempty..
Tempy: (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) -peaks head out hair all bundled up in a complex way- Yesss?
Lace: ( A ;)σ Why didn't you tell me nobody talks that way anymore?
Tempy: (e u e) Becaaaause I thought it was funny~ (e u e) σ Tehe.
Lace: ಠ_ಠ.... ಠ__ಠ ಠ________________ಠ I almost bought you chocolate.
Tempy: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Lace: ಠ________________ಠ
Tempy: (ಠ益ಠ) ︻デ═一
Lace: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) BRING IT AWN. YOU WILL NEVER GET MY TRIPLE CHOCOLATE FRENCH SILK PIE AGAIN. EVER.
Tempy: -Stands there raging with sniper lingerie and thigh high boots lookin' like a scene out of a game- ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) -puts safety back on rifle- I HATE YOU. -storms back to room-
Lace: ( ̄ ³ ̄) -3 〆(・x ・) Now. Dear Self, Wtf. Your last name is Sprout You work part time at a library. You couldn't be black if you tried. Which you did. And failed. ...Don't ever tell your fans. -Lace
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:03 pm
And part two of us ninnying:Minty Andee AlsoI'llbeinthecornerfreakingoutifyouneedme. Lace updated his profile. Again. He quoted you. Again. Andhepostedmyfanart. asdfakjiowne. /dies/ Vesraen dfihsaudfgiuasdf hdiojdfihsdiofg ican'teven thiosdfohsdf Iwasgoingtosaysomething but sdiofushiofhsdf WHY DOES HE DO THIS /DEAD Minty Andee A;LKJAOIMADF. aljnfvawon BECAUSE HE IS AMAZING. alkjfnvaoiwj. andalsoprobablybecauseheknowsyoudothis LKAJNVFIWEOJ ANDQUEENOFKNICKERS. THESE ARE WHY. /still dying BECAUSE WE ARE MATURE INDIVIDUALS.
And then because I didn't ask her permission, when she saw it: Minty Andee ALKJFNVAWOEJ. > /////////////////////////< ;LKANJFAWO;IJAF. VES YOU MAGNIFICENT a**. AJDKLVFAN. And then we freaked out because Lace signed on again.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:30 am
Well, I would post the hilarity between my brother and I earlier on but.
I fear he would slaughter me.
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The Rose Prince Anon Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:37 pm
Ves has my skype. We fangirl a lot. Sometimes we even do guild business stuff. But mostly, it's ninnying.
Vesraen: I lied when I said I was going to stop fangirling over Monster. Woops.
Minty Andee: What have you done now?
Vesraen: I basically told him that he is forever the most fantastic thing ever and adorable
Minty Andee: I approve of this.
Vesraen: And then he went offline Vesraen: xD Vesraen: and then came back Vesraen: oh my gosh Vesraen: what Vesraen: HE'S GOING TO REPLY POSSIBLY Vesraen: do Vesraen: I do Vesraen: /STARTS TIDYING HOUSE
Minty Andee: None of that makes sense.
Vesraen: I don't know Vesraen: I can't Vesraen: function Vesraen: I DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH
Minty Andee: You... Minty Andee: are as bad as I am. Minty Andee: With Prince/Tempty/Lace Minty Andee: I just made a smexy sandwich. Minty Andee: Of smexiness. Minty Andee: I'mma gonna do it again. Minty Andee: Prince/Tempty/Lace Minty Andee: Yay seconds.
Vesraen: ... /snicker/
Edit by Ves: ... We may as well just make a thread or something, if we're going to start documenting all of this.
Not all of it. Just the particularly embarrassing entertaining bits. ~Minty
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Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:47 pm
Okay, we probably need a thread. Or a vlog. Minty, we need to move in together so we can start having a vlog! Minor edits were made because there were a few things about whether to post this in the thread or not. Quote: [12:37:34 PM] Minty Andee: DC has some of the best cartoon writing [12:37:46 PM] Minty Andee: Now if only they could get ontop of some of their titles <_< [12:38:01 PM] Vesraen: How about we do some roleplaying? [12:38:06 PM] Vesraen: I be a title and you be DC. [12:38:07 PM] Vesraen: ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd [12:38:23 PM] Minty Andee: Oh baby you know what you need? [12:38:24 PM] Vesraen: And we can help you act out your... fantasies. [12:38:33 PM] Minty Andee: I'm gonna develop some of your female characters~ [12:38:41 PM] Vesraen: Ooooh, ooooohhhhh! [12:39:09 PM] Minty Andee: We're gonna get some super comfy outfits for some of your superladies~ [12:39:24 PM] Vesraen: But what about the heels! Male viewers love heels! [12:39:33 PM] Vesraen: Heels empower women, right? [12:39:36 PM] Vesraen: And also cleavage! [12:39:51 PM] Minty Andee: No. Bad title -cracks whip- [12:40:20 PM] Minty Andee: Remember that you're pulling in the ladies with your cartoons and want to let them continue their readership in the comics~ [12:40:32 PM] Minty Andee: Think of all that unharnessed lady fan power~ [12:41:40 PM] Vesraen: But if we have lady readers, what about the men? Men obviously can't enjoy it if women do! Pffffffft. [12:42:06 PM] Minty Andee: Bad title! -applies n****e clamps- [12:42:27 PM] Minty Andee: Men are just as interested in well developed female characters as women are. Side Note to interested parties: Ves cannot take roleplaying seriously after you bring up n****e clamps ~Minty
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