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 Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:27 pm
The purpose of this mini thread is to allow guild members to tell jokes, share funny stories, pictures, videos, etc.
Please feel free to share your favorite jokes and anything that you think is funny or will make people laugh.
Please do not make fun of or make any negative comments toward other users or their jokes or tell other users that their jokes are not funny.
I will allow some dirty jokes; however, please follow the Gaia rules and keep it to a PG-13 level. If you post something too inappropriate, I may have to delete it.
If you really like what someone posts, then tip their post if would like to.
Let the joking commence.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:31 pm
I'll start this off with a joke:
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:36 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:54 pm
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 5:04 pm
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 7:19 pm
HI! PEOPLE! I LIKE PANDAS AND DINOSAURS! THATS WHY MY NAME IS PANDASAURUS!!!!!
Sorry i know its not that funny but i wasnt sure where to post that.... smile
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 9:22 pm
What do you call a woman with one leg?
- Ilene
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
- Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
- Bob
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:00 am
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
I got this from...
coolfunnyjokes.com
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:35 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE LOLOLOL.
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:08 pm
A blind man walks by a fish market one day and says: "Good morning ladies"
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:07 pm
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:23 am
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:25 am
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
True story, bro.
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