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mynx the sacred one Captain
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 Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:11 pm
LOTS OF SONGS HAVE FUNNY LYRICS THAT MAKE YOU GO HUH AND THEN FALL OVER LAUGHING
THIS IS MY CONTEST TO HONOR SOME OF THOSE LYRICS
RULES
1. TRY TO KEEP LYRIC OF SONG 15 WORDS OR LESS. I DONT WANT THE WHOLE SONG JUST A FUNNY PART
2. NAME THE TITLE OF THE SONG AND ARTIST( FAILURE TO DO THIS DISQUALIFIES THAT ENTRY)
3. I WILL SELECT MY FAV 4 AND PUT THEM IN A POLL FOR PEOPLE TO VOTE ON
4.ALL ENTRIES MUST BE IN BY TUESDAY 10 PM EASTERN TIME
5. THERE IS 5 ENTRY LIMIT PER PERSON
6.VOTING WILL BEGIN TUESDAY 11PM EASTER TIME AND WILL CONTINUE TIL WED 11PM EASTERN TIME
7. WINNER WITH MOST VOTES WILL RECIEVE 200K
REMEMBER TO HAVE FUN
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:56 pm
1st entry (sorry its hard to find something thats 15 words or less D: )
jizzed in my pants by the lonely island
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
Oh we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
Jizzed in my pants
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:02 pm
1st entry (it's 18 words...is that ok? If not, I'll edit...or something lol)
"Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!"
~ White and Nerdy, Weird Al Yankovic
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:03 pm
Secret by The Veronicas
But nobody ever asked me
I never looked at you that way
'Cause I always thought you were gay
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:05 pm
Help Me Dr. d**k By E-Rotic
I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor d**k
And I gonna heal you with my fabulous stick
So, undress, please, undress, but don't be a sleeper
I will touch you, I will touch you, ddddeeper
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:06 pm
Entry 2
"Eat a Bagel! Like a Boss!"
~ Like a Boss, The Lonely Island
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:07 pm
2 entry
toby keith red solo cup
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:10 pm
3rd entry
D4L laffy taffy
Girls call me Jolly Rancher
'cause I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
oh my god
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:04 pm
We snuggle watching Lucy on our bug enormous 12 inch screen
Somewhere that's green from Little Shop of Horrors
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:16 pm
"I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue" rofl
Johnny Cash, A Boy Named Sue.
"And so peaceful until.. YOU FALL IN LOVE! ZING! BOOM!"
Bjork, Its Oh So Quiet
"And I said: My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"
Johnny Cash, A Boy Named Sue
First 3 entrys
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:34 pm
4th entry
the creep by lonely island
I was a creep, since the day I was born
Poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:45 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:46 pm
5th entry
A bag of weed.. by stewie and brian XD
I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:19 pm
Flight of the Conchords- Prince of Parties Oh pretty prince of parties where do you get your clothes? - They're made of snow. Pretty party clothes crocheted of snow. Prince of Parties
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mynx the sacred one Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:26 pm
ok bout to oick my favs and post them at the top in poll
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