As the opening notes of
Orgasmatron by Motorhead begin to play, the audience erupts in a storm of boos and the lights in the arena go dark, save for a single blood red spotlight in the center of the stage. The words "Major Devastation" form in blood across the titantron before fading into a montage of the most brutal moments of the Master of Disaster's EGW matches.
I AM THE ONE, ORGASMATRON, THE OUTSTRETCHED, GRASPING HAND
MY IMAGE IS OF AGONY, MY SERVANTS RAPE THE LAND
OBSEQUIOUS AND ARROGANT, CLANDESTINE AND VAIN
TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF MISERY, OF TORTURE IN MY NAME
HYPOCRISY MADE PARAMOUNT, PARANOIA THE LAW
MY NAME IS CALLED RELIGION, SADISTIC, SACRED WHORE!He rises slowly from below the stage with his left hand held high overhead in a clenched fist, with his tag partner for the evening, Jamie Bader, standing by his side. As the lift stops, Major Devastation mockingly salutes the crowd as red, white and blue fountains of sparks spray around them and his alternating green and brown strobe lights begin flashing before the duo slowly starts making their way down the ramp.
"Now making their way to the ring...weighing in at a combined total of four-hundred and thirty one pounds, representing EGW...THEY ARE JAMIE BADER AND 'THE MASTER OF DISASTER' MAJOR DEVASTATION!"I TWIST THE TRUTH, I RULE THE WORLD, MY CROWN IS CALLED DECEIT
I AM THE EMPEROR OF LIES, YOU GROVEL AT MY FEET
I ROB YOU AND I SLAUGHTER YOU, YOUR DOWNFALL IS MY GAIN.
AND STILL YOU PLAY THE SYCOPHANT AND REVEL IN YOUR PAIN.
ALL MY PROMISES ARE LIES, AND ALL MY LOVE IS HATE
I AM THE POLITICIAN, AND I DECIDE YOUR FATE! As the duo made their way down the ramp to the ring, The big Texan drank in the hatred of the fans as he continued to egg them on by taunting them every step of the way, and Jamie strolled down the ramp, turning around halfway down as he pointed at one of the fans who was holding a 'You Suck' sign. He walked over and pointed to himself with both thumbs, obviously arguing with the fan who kept putting the sign in Jamie's face. Finally, he snatched the sign and walked to the center of the ramp, holding it up for everyone to see. He then lowered it and spat on it before folding it in half and tearing it into pieces. Jamie brushed his thumb across the side of his nose and pointed to the fan.
I MARCH BEFORE A MARTYRED WORLD, AN ARMY FOR THE FIGHT
I SPEAK OF GREAT HEROIC DAYS, OF VICTORY AND MIGHT!
I HOLD A BANNER DRENCHED IN BLOOD, I URGE YOU TO BE BRAVE
I LEAD YOU TO YOUR DESTINY, I LEAD YOU TO YOUR GRAVE!
YOUR BONES WILL BUILD MY PALACES, YOUR EYES WILL STUD MY CROWN
FOR I AM MARS, THE GOD OF WAR, AND I WILL CUT YOU DOWN! Jamie smirked before he quickly picked up speed and ran around to the right side of the ring. He ran and jumped, grabbing the middle rope as he slid to the end on one knee. He held onto the middle rope with his right hand and raised his left, pointing at the ceiling.
As Major Devastation reached the side of the ring, he performed a standing leap onto the ring apron before stepping between the top and middle ropes to enter the ring itself, while Jamie slowly ducked under the top rope and entered the ring. Bader held his arms up in his signature longhorn taunt as the crowd booed. The Devil Dog climbed the turnbuckles and began taunting the crowd before hopping down and waiting for his opponents to make their respective entrances. Meanwhile, The New Snake backed into a corner and raised his hands above his head in the longhorn taunt again while he waited for the opposing team to enter.
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