"So, like, yeah! Welcome and stuff! I'm Nurse Fabulous, and I'm in charge of being the receptionist. Basically, my job is the most important. I keep track of all the records, and I do mean ALL of them, and help keep patients in and health inspectors, private detectives, news reporters, and police officers out~! It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. So, like, why don't you sign in, fork over those totally tacky clothing you got on now, and fill out some paper work while I let Dr. Awesome know you're here~! Oh, yeah. One more thing. Dr. Cheapskate has an office here too. So, like, if you see someone grumbling about money and how he wishes there was a piano here, just ignore him. He's been suuuuper grumpy lately~! Enjoy your stay~! emotion_yatta "
This is where Poland and Austria most likely will be if you need either of them. Fair warning, neither of them are probably going to be of any real help...
