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 Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:35 pm
This isn't so much as a game but I thought I should add it here XD. Every post, adds a new Chuck Norris joke. There are no rules
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because hes scared of the light but because the light is scared of him.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:23 pm
Chuck Norris can round house kick your front door down, you in the face and steal your Christmas dinner in the same movement.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:02 pm
When chuck norris goes mountain climbing,
He doesnt climb, he pulls the mountain down to him
There is no evolutionary chain of animals,
only a set list of animals that can run faster than chuck norris.
Chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:08 pm
The city once named a street after chuck Norris but so many people suffered from near fatel kicks to the face, they had to change the name......nobody crosses chuck Norris
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:14 pm
Chuck Norris actually died 4years ago....death just hasent found the courage to tell him yet
Chuck Norris can catch every pokémon with one pokéball
Chuck Norris's smile once brought a puppy back to life
Chuck Norris invented the "force" and trained yoda
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:56 pm
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris once asked government authorities if they wanted him to be another form of capital punishment.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:47 pm
Superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
Chuck norris can touch mc hammer.
He once shot does a fighter plane by pointing and yelling "Bang!"
Chuck norris crossed the road... and no one questioned his motives.
(sentance removed by chuck norris)
Chuck norris' blood type is AK-47.
Chuck norris' shadow once jumped up in the air to do a round house kick-- the event was renamed Hurrica Katrina.
Police label people who attack chuck norris as a code 45-11... a suicide.
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