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 Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:17 pm
All hope seemed to be lost, the alien were winning. "Glag glag glag glag (There is no hope for you, for we have the best night clubs)" said an non-existant alien, yeah, were losing because of night clubs. "Night clubs mean nothing to me!" said a shirtless man with abs of steel, a crimson colored cape, and oversized sunglasses, somehow understanding the extraterrestrial's gibberish. "Glag glag glag glag (Wait, how the hell do you even understand us, and why do you look like Kamina)?" Said the confused alien. "Just who the hell do you think I am?! I am the mighty Jousa of team Jouran. My drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens! HAAAAA!" said the man now named Jousa, with a drill the size of a car coming from his arm. The two fought, man to alien, it was an epic fight that even I, the almighty narrator, cannot describe in words.
"Ah" Said Jousa, realizing that all that occured was just a dream. "Man, I've watched Gurren Lagann too many times already." Jousa, in reality, did not have abs of steel, nor a crimson cape, and even the oversized glasses. No, he was just a village boy, doing nothing but post bad reviews on every movie he's seen, even if he liked them. This is the story of Jousa, and how he will find his answer to life, or maybe never.
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:47 am
ba ha ha! nostalgia critic owned!
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:03 pm
Jousa's dream had just reminded him how dull his life was. Nothing exciting happends in his village, even when currently burning down right about now. "What are we fighting over this time?" Jousa said dullfully. "Our leader is fighting over the last slice of pizza against the village of Nectore. . . again." said the nameless figure. Yes, while most villages fight wars for good reasons, others simply fight over minor issues, like wheither Michal Bay was good or not. Yes, Jousa's life was a dull one indeed.
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:24 pm
Lol loved it XD I started laughing really hard hilarious (glag glag glag glag glag)
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:53 pm
Jousa was still bored, despite the fact that adventure was all around.
"Look out! Stray cannon ball!"
"What" Jousa said before blacking out.
"Ugh, where am I?" Jousa said, confused, as he was in a room filled with blue fog.
"Is this heaven, I thought it would be less blue than this." He said.
"That's because this isn't heaven, and before you even ask no, not DOWN there, in fact I may as well tell you you're not even dead." said a nondescribed man.
"Wait who are you?"
"That doesn't matter right now, what does matter right now is that you have a destiny ahead of you!"
"Destiny, isn't my destiny to serve a cup of joe every day?"
"No not that one, the other one, the one where you will save the world!"
"Really?"
"Well no not really, but it will save at least .09% of it."
The fog increased until Jousa could no longer see the man, his last words being "Remember, your destiny! Also could you bring me coffe next time?"
Jousa then woke up, alive somehow.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:04 pm
"There you are, the dicta- I MEAN the village leader wants to see you." Said another nameless figure. Jousa decided to see what the the village leader, in truth a dictator, what he wanted.
"There you are Jousa, it seems the prophecy is begining." Said an obese man eating greedily on some ham.
"You mean that Christopher Walken movie?" Jousa said, referencing an old movie.
"NO, not that one, the other one, the one we told generations to generations, you know the one."
"I don't recall any prophecy, in fact I think you might be making this up after I made fun of the fact that you're a terrible leader."
"Of course it's real, tell him soilder number 4 the 13th."
Soilder number 4 the 13th replied with, "I don't even recall that either"
"GUARDS, TAKE HIM TO THE DUNGEON!" The leader said.
"Either way," the leader said, "today, there a man who poses a threat to the world, named BENSON"
"BENSON, what kind of name is that for a villan?"
"Nevermind his name, what's important now is the threat he poses today, him being beter than me, the almighty overlo- er I mean village leader"
"Why?"
"Cause he's better than everyone, he's better than you, he's better than the soilder I imprisoned, he's better that that door, he's better than the sun, everything but one thing, A MAGICAL FORK!"
Jousa currently was in great disbelief.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:51 pm
(pfft a magical fork cat_rofl )
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:58 pm
Appeartnly as it turns out, the magical fork was hiden miles away in the cave in the everlasting maze, why the village dictator put it there and kept it with him to save troble, he doesn't know.
Jousa was in a forest, alone, cold, and not to mention hungry. The nameless dictator had not even him any food or weapon, their reasoning was, "Hey, it's a sword, you can like cut your fingers off or something, no sword for you."
"HELP" Said a loud and oddly high picthed voice
Jousa, being the hero that he should be, should be going over there and saving the pour bystander. "Meh" said Jousa, not motivated enough
As Jousa was leaving, the voice said, "WAIT, I'LL GIVE YOU A SUBWAY COUPON AND SOME PAPERCLIPS!" Nevermind, Jousa thought, at least he wouldn't be so empty handed anymore.
As Jousa approched the source of the voice, he discovered what it was, a hat. "Man, a Minish Cap reference, how low can the producers be?
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