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 Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:02 pm
 Dionysusthe olympian god of wine, vines, veggies, pleasure, festivals, homosexuality, and insanity.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:01 pm
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ｏ ｇｒｅａｔ ↘↘
Dionysus
ｈｅｓｉｏｄ ｈａｓ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ｍｅ ｔｈｉｓ ↘↘
Bacchus to the romans, Mr. D to the campers, and Dino-man to the gods and demigods that annoy me for their own entertainment. Other that that I have quite a few names. Agrios, meaning 'wild one', Kissos, meaning 'Ivy', Mantis, meaning 'the prophet', Manikos, meaning 'mad one', Zatheos meaning 'life bringer' and Bromios meaning 'he who rumbles'. Bromios is probably one of my favorite out of all of these. Besides Bacchus. I really like Bacchus.
ｉｔ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｏｂｖｉｏｕｓ ↘↘
Formally I'm a dude. More often than not that is true, too. But occasionally I'll go out as a woman.
ｉｔ ｄｏｅｓ ｈｅｌｐ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｒｔａｌｓ ↘↘
Well too be completely honest, I'm no Apollo or Eros when it comes to looks. But I'm still a lady-killer (or man-slayer in some instances). I've got hair as black as night that falls in tight curls, darker tone of fair skin, a smile that make women faint (or want to rip my heart out if I'm in female forum), and dark purple eyes that seem to flow like wine. I know what you're thinking. "This dude ain't that bad looking for being born out of a leg." News flash, that leg was Zeus's.
Anyway, in either form I'm in I have a great body in either form. As a male, I'm six foot five, perfectly tone, have a 6 pack that will blow your mind, great arms, semi shorter hair, and a six o'clock shadow. As a woman I'm just a few points short of being Aphrodite's equal. I stand at five foot seven, small waist, nice butt and bust, long legs, and these wonderful dark curls fall just a bit past my shoulders. I know. Sexy, ain't I?
ｂｏｗ ｄｏｗｎ↘↘
I'm go of quite a few things. God of wine, vines, veggies (eat you vegetables, kids!), parties, pleasure (all kinds, baby), homosexuality (insult it and karma will come around), and insanity cause by either alcohol or a mental rewiring.
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Bioluminescent Sharpies Crew
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Bioluminescent Sharpies Crew
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:40 pm
xxxxxxxxxxxxTHEtree'sLEAVESareTORNlikeOURhistory  ｃａｎ'ｔ ｌｉｖｅ ｗｉｔｈｏｕｔ ｔｈｅｍ ↘↘ Zues and Semele. I am actually first of the few demigods to be a full blown god. Awesome, I know right? ｐｌａｙｉｎｇ ｎｉｃｅ ↘↘ Well I've got know full brothers and sisters, I was my mother's only child, but Mr Papa just couldn't keep his junk in the right spot if you know what I mean. As a result I was born to a collection of gods. Ares the brute, Athena the headache, Hermes the kleptomaniac, Persephone the hottie (What? It's not weird when you've got no DNA.), Apollo and his twin sister Artemis, and no one knows how many other demigod kids. But seriously. For an extremely unfaithful man Daddy dear is, he sure as hell makes some damn hot daughters. ｈａｖｉｎｇ ｍｙ ｅｙｅｓ ↘↘ I don't have a lot of kids. Pollux and Castor are two that the demigods of these days may know, Freddie Mercury's partner, Jim Hutton, and about seven others. You wouldn't know a lot of 'em. Only a few made it to adulthood. Don't get me wrong, I love my kids dearly. But I got a marriage to keep, man. ｈｅａｒｔ ｈｅａｒｔ ↘↘ I love many people even though it occasionally doesn't come across so. Ariadne, my beautiful wife, is one of those people. Dear god I love her. So, so, so much. There's also my children, a few of by sis's and bros. So on and so on. ｂｒｅａｋｉｎｇ ａｒｍｓ↘↘ I don't really like demigods. Which is kinda hypocritical. But really that's because they think that their all big and bad because their daddies or mommies is a god. Again, I'm nothing short of a hypocrite on this, but it takes about thirty decades of thinking about it starting at the age of thirty or so when you are thinking more to realize that the fact that your half god doesn't mean anything at all.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:30 pm
xxxxxxxxxxxxLIVEforeverWITHme ｗａｎｔ ｔｈｅｍ ↘↘ Five? Okay. Seems easy enough. A Pina Colada, a bottle of red wine, a Bloody Mary, Gummy Worms soaked in vodka, and a ice cold bottle of beer. What? That doesn't count! What the hell do you mean by that?! You asked for what I wanted and I gave it to you! I want alcohol! But no. Daddy has to ban me from one of the few things that makes my life complete for an entire damn century! Ugh! Fine. One more time. Uhh... I guess to finally beat Pac-Man is one. Rid the memories of my fro days back in the 70's and 80's, to be able to sing to my wife and not sound like a dying horse, oh! And my wife. Okay that's... one, two, three, four... I need one more... Umm... Oh to hell with it. I wan't my alcohol. My a-a-a-a-a-al-co-hol! ｇｏ ｄｉｅ ↘↘ I've never really had a issue with Hera, mainly because she's ignored me my entire existence, I can't say Theseus because he's already dead, but him getting some punishment for what he did to my wife would be nice... Umm... I would really, really, really like for my grounding to be over. Homophobes by far. I sometimes wish that my hormone levels changed the same as my gender instead of being male non stop. I wish I could get a few gods in my room without getting an earful from my wife. I mean I don't expect her to me faithful to me if I'm not in return. But above all, that people would understand that being this sexy is more of a curse than a blessing. (Okay not really.) ｈａｖｉｎｇ ｐｅｒｋｓ ↘↘ Well we've already gone over the fact that I'm a sexy beast. But that's more physical than anything, isn't it? But on the level of mental sexiness I score probably a 6.7 on a 10.0 scale. But the best way to describe my personality is comparing it to to none other than a drink. Okay, what's a good drink... Oh! Sex on the Beach. It's got a good looking but not full out badass look, but it in the right glass it sure as hell is. If I'm done right I'm sweet and awesome. If I'm not you think I'm gonna be delicious but boom! The burn and nastiness of the hard rum punches you in the face and kills your whole night. But I'm not that bad of a guy! I've gotta be preatty awesome to be a life of a party, right man?! P.s. I'm bisexual. Not gay, bisexual. ｇｏｉｎｇ ｂａｃｋ ↘↘ Bio. Have at least ten things your god/goddess has done. If you're an Olympian, you should be able to fit twelve.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:58 pm
xxxxxxxxxxxxWRAPPINGthisUP ｔｕｎｅｓ ↘↘ Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO is a good theme song for me, don't you think? ｒａｉｎｂｏｗｓ ↘↘ Forest green, medium purple, and that greyish-black color. ｔｈｅ ｍｏｒｔａｌ ↘↘ I don't usually say this about mortals unless I want them to bear my children, but Bioluminescent Sharpies is pretty close to my level of sexiness. Just sayin'.
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