Yamato Tomio
SanBanTai TaiChou
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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>>>>>Tomio woke up and yawned enourously, streching luxuriously then scratching the back of his head with a mulish look about his mouth.
He really was not a morning person. The one thing he considered to be worse than waking up was writing reports. This last activity was rather like his own personal Hell.
Which begged the question of why the blazes he accepted the role of Captaincy in the
Gotei.....Seriously, Tomio was none too sure about this one. He put it down to the Commander being very convincing and to the fact that his 'movements' around the females members of the
Gotei would be more excusable....maybe...
At any rate, Tomio woke up and the fact that he was now Captian of Squad 03 hit him with the force of a semi-trailer hitting a VW Beetle.
The force of this mental impact sent him flying out of bed and had himbang his head on the floor in no uncertain manner.
Lying on the floor in his jocks, Tomio hugged his pillow, and sniffed sleepily, gazing thoughtfully at the ceiling.
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Crap." Was the result he got from his mental subroutines once they had handed in their final results.
Sitting up, Tomio sniffed again and looked around his new room.
"Captains do have it good," he said out loud to no one in particular, just making a verbal note. This crossing his mind, Tomio reached for his notebooks, and selected the one that was his own personal diary.
Into this, he wrote:
"Dear Diary, I have just woken up in my new Captain's apartment and bashed my head on the floor. Seems posh enough for me not to complain, but I shall still consider it as my head really disliked meeting the floor in such a violent way.
Memo to me: get dressed and have breakfast."
With this, Tomio snapped his notebook shut and got up, making his way dizzily to the bathroom.
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Tomio now stood, fully dressed in captain regalia, and patting his robes to make sure all of his notebooks were in place. Satisfied that they were, he decided to go out and find some breakfast.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
