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according to my extensive research into this very field i'm forced to agree that there has always been a direct correlation to you and i insulting mike and how fun this guild has been. if i may:



items of note:
a. i learn that mike is from new jersey
b. jeffery joins the guild
c. dirty punks dies and, like a s**t pheonix, unwashed hooligans rises from the ashes to resume its notable lack of content and activity
d. mike posts a picture while i am home sick with the flu
e. ???

i'm afraid if we don't continue to insult and harass mike at every opportunity that opens itself up to it we may find ourselves in the new dirty punks, the new jersey of punk themed guilds on gaia...

may god have mercy on all of our souls...

[unrelated note]: moving to nashville on saturday, see you guys when we learn how to hook up wireless in the ghetto

Ive been around much longer than that jimmbo but thats a pretty accurate graph. I think alot of it has to do with miss organism getting a life too.

Also jimbo since you are technically a jew am i alloed to tell tasteful holocaust jokes more often?

Remrmber when we would get a bunch of cute 15 year old chicks that would post pretty pictures all the time and ivan would hit on them every god damned time. I think that was like our golden age of gaia punx fun. Ivan oigling cali punk chicks, im oogling ivan, jimbo posting funny things AND BITCHING OUTOF TRIPS TO ANN ARBOR LEAVING ME HEART BROKEN AND DISPAIRING. And miss O posting provocative photos of her midget stature.

All of these things need to come back. I also liked sexually harrassing that chris kid who had the angry girlfriend.

All in all this all changed when ivan tied up with tina (whom we all hope has a speedy recovery because paul reveres is just stuck at such a trilling point in the story with no forseeable continuation for an indefinate period of time) see cause ivan couldnt oogle jail bait, i wasnt allowed to oogle ivan, and jimbo thusly had fewer things to toss humorous but keenly observed comments in with context.

I havent even been able to send him pics of my junk for fear Tina might see and castrate him. Oh woa is me that would be so horrid.

Im kidding ivan tina and you are stupendous people

How bout i bend you over and put a few odly shaped vegitables inside you, and make a video and post it on queerporn.com and make money.

Mmmmmm cucumbers inside you doesnt that make you want some ranch dressing to go along with it? Ill bet it does, ill bet it does so harrrrrrd

Also tina wont be walking if i come around and beat her fragile legs with my hope and compassion!!!! Shes going to stay forver! Like that one movie with the actress that played the pizza shop lady in mr deeds. You know what movie im talking about. With the smashing of thr ankles eith a sledge hammer. Me n tina 4 ever.

You would look so yummy with ranch dressing dribbling out of various orifices mmmmm mmmmm id like to take a bite out of that.

And the movie im yhinking of is Misery, the actress is actally Kathy bates, whom looks damn near identical to chamta ferrel who was in mr. Deeds and is the maid in two and a half men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5OlolbLXvw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

See what i mean now twisted

Imma ******** you up mmmmmm so sensually mmmmmmmm bby

blaugh

how are your cyborg legs coming along jiggs?

also im happy to see you back. smile