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As the opening notes of Orgasmatron by Motorhead begin to play, the audience erupts in a storm of boos and the lights in the arena go dark, save for a single blood red spotlight in the center of the stage. The words "Major Devastation" form in blood across the titantron before fading into a montage of the most brutal moments of the Master of Disaster's EGW matches.

I AM THE ONE, ORGASMATRON, THE OUTSTRETCHED, GRASPING HAND
MY IMAGE IS OF AGONY, MY SERVANTS RAPE THE LAND
OBSEQUIOUS AND ARROGANT, CLANDESTINE AND VAIN
TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF MISERY, OF TORTURE IN MY NAME
HYPOCRISY MADE PARAMOUNT, PARANOIA THE LAW
MY NAME IS CALLED RELIGION, SADISTIC, SACRED WHORE!

He rises slowly from below the stage and lifts the EGW Championship belt high over his head in his left hand. As the lift stops, Major Devastation mockingly salutes the crowd as red, white and blue fountains of sparks spray around him and his alternating green and brown strobe lights begin flashing before he drapes the belt over his right shoulder and slowly starts making his way down the ramp.

"Now making his way to the ring...weighing in at two-hundred and seventy pounds, from San Antonio, Texas...he is the EGW Champion, 'THE MASTER OF DISASTER' MAJOR DEVASTATION!"

I TWIST THE TRUTH, I RULE THE WORLD, MY CROWN IS CALLED DECEIT
I AM THE EMPEROR OF LIES, YOU GROVEL AT MY FEET
I ROB YOU AND I SLAUGHTER YOU, YOUR DOWNFALL IS MY GAIN.
AND STILL YOU PLAY THE SYCOPHANT AND REVEL IN YOUR PAIN.
ALL MY PROMISES ARE LIES, AND ALL MY LOVE IS HATE
I AM THE POLITICIAN, AND I DECIDE YOUR FATE!

As the champion slowly made his way down the ramp to the ring, drinking in the hatred of the fans, he continued to egg them on by taunting them every step of the way.

I MARCH BEFORE A MARTYRED WORLD, AN ARMY FOR THE FIGHT
I SPEAK OF GREAT HEROIC DAYS, OF VICTORY AND MIGHT!
I HOLD A BANNER DRENCHED IN BLOOD, I URGE YOU TO BE BRAVE
I LEAD YOU TO YOUR DESTINY, I LEAD YOU TO YOUR GRAVE!
YOUR BONES WILL BUILD MY PALACES, YOUR EYES WILL STUD MY CROWN
FOR I AM MARS, THE GOD OF WAR, AND I WILL CUT YOU DOWN!

As he reaches the side of the ring, he slides the belt underneath the bottom rope and performs a standing leap onto the ring apron before stepping between the top and middle ropes to enter the ring itself, retrieving the belt in the process. He climbs the turnbuckles and raises the strap high overhead in a Rock-like fashion while taunting the crowd before hopping down, handing the belt to the referee and waiting for his opponent to arrive.

When the bell sounded, Major Devastation began slowly circling his opponent, although it seemed he was checking her out more than he was sizing up his competition. "Pretty little thing, ain't ya?", he taunted. "Hope ya like to play rough...but it would be a real shame if I had to mess you up a little. Of course, after what I did to poor Draze, they wouldn't blame you if you wanted to take a little walk."

"Psh! You say that like it's some kind of accomplishment? I've already tossed that jabroni around like a rag doll and made him tap like a little b***h", the champ replied with an arrogant smirk. "If you want something to brag about, try putting a seven time world champion on the shelf for several months with a BROKEN ********' NECK like I did Sunday!"

"So be it, dollface...it's your funeral." With that, the champ dove in, looking to catch a waist lock. If he was successful, he would then float around behind Jak and try to pick her up and dump her onto her face.

Major smirked and mouthed the words, "You ain't seen nothing yet" as he attempted to nail Jak with a hard boot to the midsection. Should the boot connect, the champ would then try to start raining down forearm strikes to her back.

The champ was somewhat surprised that his kick was caught, but he didn't let that get to him as he promptly attempted to plant his other combat boot upside Jak's head by way of an enzuigiri in response.

((No problem. Have fun on your trip.))

After his boot slammed into the side of Jak's head, the Master of Disaster would look to inflict additional punishment as he then tried to deliver a big knee drop across her forehead.