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 Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:17 pm
lol this is just for fun. Dont take it srsly :]
These are all jokes~
Ill list down a few ;D
1. Pickup Line: Have i seen you before?
Comeback: I never forget a face, but in your case its an excepting .
2. Quote: If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever had.
3. Quote: If you cant win, make your opponents lose!
4. Comeback: People like you are the reasons why people like me need medication.
5. PL (and old man/lady): Where have you been all my life?
CB: For the first have, I wasnt even born.
6: PL: What are you looking at?
CB: I thought you were good looking but i was mistaken.
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:18 pm
Ill post more to share with you guys once i find more funny ones :]
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:38 pm
Oh gosh, pickup lines and quotes....
Quote(s): Thirteen: Even though there's something missing...
Taub: I'm short, he's black, you're gay-ish.
Thirteen: (nods) That's it.
`House MD
Quote: "It's the honest ones you ought to be careful of, because you never know when they'll do something incredibly... stupid."
Pick up line: "Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:57 pm
Person A: Did you eat a can of campbell soup?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because you look Mmmm.. good.
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:00 pm
Official Kya Person A: Did you eat a can of campbell soup? Person B: Why? Person A: Because you look Mmmm.. good. wow
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:15 pm
HikariLight4 2. Quote: If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever had. Out of sheer curiosity, might I ask where you heard this from?
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:29 pm
Artisticalogical Poppy HikariLight4 2. Quote: If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever had. Out of sheer curiosity, might I ask where you heard this from? If I said i made it up, would you think i was witty smart? ;DD If not i got it off from some website emo
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:35 am
HikariLight4 Artisticalogical Poppy HikariLight4 2. Quote: If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever had. Out of sheer curiosity, might I ask where you heard this from? If I said i made it up, would you think i was witty smart? ;DD If not i got it off from some website emo XD I've heard that one before on a YouTube channel that I watch. But you can be witty smart even if you got it off a website wink
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:25 pm
Artisticalogical Poppy HikariLight4 Artisticalogical Poppy HikariLight4 2. Quote: If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever had. Out of sheer curiosity, might I ask where you heard this from? If I said i made it up, would you think i was witty smart? ;DD If not i got it off from some website emo XD I've heard that one before on a YouTube channel that I watch. But you can be witty smart even if you got it off a website wink Lol ok then i got is from the website cool im very resourceful ;DD heart
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:35 pm
HikariLight4 Artisticalogical Poppy HikariLight4 Artisticalogical Poppy HikariLight4 2. Quote: If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever had. Out of sheer curiosity, might I ask where you heard this from? If I said i made it up, would you think i was witty smart? ;DD If not i got it off from some website emo XD I've heard that one before on a YouTube channel that I watch. But you can be witty smart even if you got it off a website wink Lol ok then i got is from the website cool im very resourceful ;DD heart Indubitably wink
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:40 pm
One of my best friends tried using this on me, and I found it pretty funny 3nodding
Making out burns six calories a minute. Wanna work out? wink
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:09 pm
Guy: Do you like sports?
Girl: Yes, I do.
Guy: How would you like to play with my dragon balls?
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:42 pm
Quotes?:
^Its hard to trust someone when everyone you opened up your heart to has let you down and pushed you away^
*If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours. If it doesn't, it never was.*
+I lock away the pain and put away the fears. I'll only show you smiles, not the hidden tears
~ yum_puddi yum_strawberry yum_cupcake
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:55 pm
Demetri Martin quotes about breaking up:
"do you believe in love at first sight? how about misery in 3 years?"
"is it hot in here? or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?"
"when im with you, i feel 3lbs lighter, probably because you bore the s**t out of me...and i had a big lunch"
"hey baby, are you being followed? because ive been seeing people behind your back"
"hey i was just wondering...are you doing push ups with your knees down? because im not sure if this is working out"
"is there a new critically acclaimed movie called OTHER PEOPLE? because thats what i want to see...right now"
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