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 Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:13 pm
Britany and Jesse were sitting in Starbuck's people watching. Britany drank her iced coffee while Jesse sipped at his Earl Grey tea.
"I only asked for pudding, you don't have to be so mean" said a loud voice
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:16 pm
Jesse stopped sipping at his tea "Brit, isn't it a little weird that someone would ask for pudding...at Starshmucks?"
"I mean it doesn't even have to be good pudding." the voice said again.
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mihawk blood Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:20 pm
"Yea that pretty weird" she answered as she sucked at the empty coffee cup.
"Curiosity, your making a scene" said a lanky man behind her in a nervous voice.
"Ma' am, we have no pudding, all we have is coffee or muffins. Order those or get the ******** out" the arrogant prissy snob said as she rolled her eyes nonchantly.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:24 pm
"THE LADY JUST ASKED FOR SOME PUDDING!! STFU! I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO GO MAKE IT YOURSELF GO GET HER SOME!" a very angry man exploded throwing his steaming coffee onto the starbucks workers face.
"My God it burnnsss!" the man said.
"Ok Britany, I think it's time we left." Jesse said grabbing his friends hand and dragging her out of the coffee house.
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mihawk blood Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:30 pm
"But...But what about people watching, we have nothing else to do, if we go back home all we'll do is play on the computer all day." she whined as Jesse dragged her outside.
"Fine, we'll stay out HERE and see what happens, just don't go inside, you'll get killed" he said with a sigh.
"Why is it everytime we go somewhere, your always close to getting us all arrested Anger" Wheatley said as he walked outside with the rest of his friends.
"Oooooh shiny!" Curiosity squeaked as she stared at Jesse's face, running towards him to poke his face.
"Fact: Only yakuza and mafia members have piecings, clearly that boy is in the mafia" Fact stated as he stared at Jesse.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:37 pm
"Uhhh...scuzay?" Jesse said backing away from the girl trying to poke his ear. "I'm Italian sure but I'm not in the mafia...though I do have that one uncle..." Jesse said feeling awkward around the group of people now staring at him.
"Right, really sorry about them." Wheatley apologized. "They're all just sort of excitable." He continued.
"Fact: Short people make up most of the population of Uruguay." Fact spouted looking at Britany.
"That's no way to treat a lady Fact!" Rick said winking at Britany. "Plus I'm nearly positive not everyone in Uruguay is short...I think."
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mihawk blood Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:40 pm
"I'm not short" Britany squeaked angrly at Fact.
"Now, Now, lets at least try to be polite" Wheatley said as he noticed the two getting slightly flustered.
"SPAAAACCCE" Space cried breaking the akward situation.
"What..." Britany questioned as she stared at the blond haired man scream in between the groups.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:43 pm
"Ri...right...well me and my friend here are going to go leave now." Jesse said as he was about to pick up Britany and run.
"NO WAIT NO!...I mean, please don't leave just yet. We're new in town. How about I pay for lunch and you join us?" Wheatley asked.
"...You pay?" Jesse asked. "Let me just talk it over with my friend."
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mihawk blood Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:46 pm
"Jesse! Whats wrong with you!? Its FREE, we are going, I have no money, we are poor, free is the best price" Britany loudly whispered to Jesse, shaking his shoulders.
"I could always cook some flaming rhubarb for everyone" Intellegence offered.
"No one wants your food" Rick yelled at Intellegence.
"Ok lets go, but I suggest we go for sushi since I'm a vegetarian" Britany said with a smile
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:54 pm
Jesse and Britany walked with the group to the nearest sushi place right across from Starbucks. Jesse was distracted looking up just what rhubarb was on his phone. "I just don't understand...If it's a vegetable then why is it put in so many desserts? MADNESS!" Jesse shouted.
"We could talk about the magic of rhubarb." Intelligence whispered to Jesse.
"Magic of rhubarb? Yeeeaah...no." Jesse said putting his head back down to his phone. Jesse then sent a text to Britany that read "Why are we with these guys again?" and stared at her waiting for a reply.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:59 pm
"So how old are you little lady" Rick said with a wink.
"I'm 22" she said queitly
"Wow your older than me" Wheatley said in a shocked voice.
"Yea....I know, I don't look my age at all" she said akwardly. Feeling out of place by sitting between the two men.
"FREE FOOD, DAMN IT, I''M A SUCKER FOR FREE THINGS, I"M A CHEAP WHORE" she texted back.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:06 pm
"Ok...that's nice, but I have to sit here talking about rhubarb...WHAT'S RHUBARB...AND HOW CAN IT BE INFLAMED!?" Jesse sent back.
Soon everyone finished their food and Jesse and Britany were on their way out.
"Well wait!" Wheatley cried after. "Here, at least take our phone numbers down." he said giving all of their numbers.
"Thanks." Jesse said smiling a forced smile.
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mihawk blood Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:08 pm
"Bye" Britany said quietly as her and Jesse walked away from them, heading towards Jesse's house.
At Jesse's.....
"I need to learn how to be a b***h" Britany screamed at Jesse as she hugged Shrieka.
Tiki hissed at the window
"Jesse why is she hissing?" she whispred
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:12 pm
"Um...um...Britany..." Jesse said looking horrified. "They followed us..." he said whispering.
"Hello? Anyone home?" Wheatley asked tapping on the window.
"Maybe they aren't home?" Curiosity said looking in the window too.
"Maybe y'all scared em off." Rick said behind the group.
"Shhh...If we're quiet enough maybe they'll go away." Jesse whispered to Britany.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:16 pm
"Well go answer them" Britany said to Jesse.
Jesse just gave her a stare and she growled. "Fine I'll go answer them, but next time you'll have to deal with the akwardness" she hissed.
She opened the window partially staring at them for a moment "Ummm hi....why have you come here?" she asked polietly.
"Ok on three....1 2 3...." Rick counted
"WE LIKE YOU, SHALL WE HANG, WE HAVE A CAR" they choursed.
"JESSE" She screamed
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