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Moo on you with a purple cow in spandex with a blue tarp made of cheese with cat fur pasted on it with horse glue and a orange football player picking his nose and made of green puss that came from the wizard of oz from the witch's cauldron of bubbling orange and pink goo that smells like fish from newport when they just ate a heffalump cause pooh bear said hi with cow brains and fish sticks, and they arent even working, who called them brain food anyway because YER MOM CALLED THEM BRAIN FOOD! but shes inna twopiece right now, so everyone started throwing up because it was a cow in a two piece, so youcould see its utters and then the most amazing thing happened, this guy saw the utters and said "wow, I think ill drink whatever comes out of these" and milk was born! but that didn't really matter because the guy who drank the milk was lactose intolerant and the medicine for that wasn't invented so he died but when he was buried a little flower grew over his grave, and the roots grew down and tickled him which gave him a shot of energy and brought him back to life until he laughed so hard he thought he would die, and he did but there was a flower that grew over his grave, and the roots grew down and tickled him which have him a shot of energy and brought him back to life until he laughed so hard he thought he would die, and he did, but we thought he was a boring dead guy, just like us, so we left him in peace, because we had to go watch Screech sing at the Teen Idol thingy and I braught all of the sugary goodness things the school gave me, they're so nieve, and then the weirdest thing happened when I ate the sour straws!! I screamed madly because I forgot that for health class I gave up candy and chocolate and soda and broke my will power so I decided "what the crap! If I'm gonna go down, I'm going down hard!" and then I ate, like, 50 packages of sour straws, 15 dove bars, and 6 cans of pop, which gave me heart burn, which is strange because I wasn't even the one who ate it, but if you think ThAt is weird, then listen to this! This cow that we were talking about earlier, well, he went to a magic show that was hosted by Trevor the magician, and everybody loves magical trevor. All of his tricks are ever so clever. Look at him now! He's disappearing a cow. Not just any cow, but the cow that we saw earlier, and where di he go? Well, I'll tell you. He went to the grassy feild in the middle of a snowstorm, where he met bright green snot monsters that were out to kill the entire world and rid the world of allergiy medicine, and then, guess what they did! They made a huge machine with bubbling blue goo in it that they used as a vitamin suplement, but it turned out that they weren't vitamins. In factuality, they were really suger pills that would make all the people of the united states really really fat! But they didnt need them, because we were already so skinny that there was nothing they could do to save the anerexic children except for those chinese resturaunts, who my grandpa swears are a ploy to make everyone fat so that the chinese people can just come over and take everyone out so there would be no fighting involved, just surrender to teen girl squad! If that werer to happen, it would just accept the anerexic people in america, seeing that they are, and it would also support yer moms college fund, because, guess what! she goes! to college!! but thats not all you dont know about her, you also know that she is standing over your bed in a two piece, which happens to be the nastiest thing in the entire world, and you dont ever want that image in your head ever again, but its stuck there! HAHAHA! so she went and changed....