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Who was Jesus?
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wingedkitty

PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:30 pm


This is a story I found on a wonderful editorial site. It is this guy who is working in Japan as an English teacher through the JET program. Once a week or so he will write little editorials and stories about his experiences with his students and other teachers and it is just the funniest stuff. Anyway one day he was talking about how his students were doing penpals with a school in America and the first time I read this particular story I found it so incredibly awesome that I needed to share it.

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There was one letter though that really threw everyone for a loop, including the teacher. The American student was talking about his favorite holidays, and he wrote something to the extent of "My favorite holidays are Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter, which is the resurrection of Jesus."

I'm sure most if not all of you reading have had some experience studying at least a second language. Now, try to think about how to say "resurrection of Jesus" in your non-native language. ...Kinda hard, isn't it? Now imagine a Japanese schoolboy trying to make sense of this sentence, when just a few weeks ago he was working on "I have many comic books." And THEN factor in that Japan isn't really a Christian society*, and there's no reason why they'd even know who Jesus is.

...Yeah.

*There is Christianity in Japan, but it's by no means the norm.

Even the teacher was baffled by this, so they called me over to help. "Well, resurrection means when someone who's died comes back to life." I explained to the student. He nods in understanding. "Okay," he says, "now, who's this Jesus character?" Again, Christmas in Japan is all about the man in the big red suit. "Well, Jesus was a man..." I start to say. Before I can even finish my sentence, the boy looks up and me and says "Oh! So, Jesus was a zombie then?"


The original website can be found here:

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html
PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:40 am


Technicaly you are correct, so was Lazarus. After I read your post title, I was thinking, he could have been a vampire too, I was happy to see that choice in your poll.

However you forgot one important one, A God. I would not have chosen it, but I think some people would. Saint is close, but only catholic.

gayzilla
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chessiejo

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:22 pm


jesus is god.

there is no other great creator, no old man in a chair, its only the carpenter's son.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:12 pm


Thats weird. stare

fairyofdark


kidfox

PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:42 am


I bet the kid would be more confused if you told him about the Virgin Mary being a Virgin and giving birth to Jesus. ROFL rofl
PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:15 pm


I can see that... "Oh! So Mary was cheating on her husband!"

I'd heard that story. Technically, he would be. No offense meant to any beliefs, but in my view Jesus was just a man with some good ideas that got completely misinterpreted by the world.

angel of plot twists


HydeDaFreak

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 4:20 pm


If Jesus came to our time to judge us I would freak and cry that Zombies were coming to kill me
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