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 Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:05 pm
okay so I'm not sure if this has been done before, but the idea is that we are building a letter to Princess Celestia about what we've learned about friendship, or what ever it is we have decided to bother the princess with today. everypony is writing their own letter and all it needs is to start with "Dear Princess Celestia," and end with "Your Faithful Student [Enter user name here] so lets get crackalackin (not sure if that's how that is supposed to be spelled, but ******** da police)
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that you should never talk to the police, because they can take any little thing you say to them and turn it against you, even if you're clearly being sarcastic.
Instead, tell them to ******** right the hell off, and ask for a warrant, I'm told if they don't have that they can't mess with you unless you start it.
Your Faithful Student
Vriska Serket
PS: can you get me a pardon? there's this dude named buba, who said I have a pretty mouth, and I don't really want to stick around to find out what he means by that. Thank you
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:03 pm
Dear Princess Celestia,
I learned that you should not take boxes given to you by strangers, especially if you're in a big city. The boxes tend to have body parts or strange moldy things in them.
So, sans taking the box, you should tell them to leave you the hell alone, because you don't want to go to jail again because a ******** serial killer gives you his trophies in the alley next to the police station. It's the best advice I've learned.
Your Faithful Student,
Marquise S Mindfang
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:45 pm
Dear Princess Celestia,
Where the hell do you get off lording over everyone with your obvious immortality? Also, where the hell are you when there is a disaster? Sitting on your fat goddamn flank up in your magic ******** sky-castle, either oblivious, or downright ignorant to the problems of the common pony.
And furthermore, you should be ashamed that your solution to every problem is to send it to the moon.
The ponyfolk will not stand for this much longer. Mark my words. Revolution is nigh, your 'Highness'.
Your 'Faithful Student',
-RyoBeat
P.S.: Go ahead and banish me. I WILL escape.
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