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PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:05 pm


THE HEATHEN THREAD.

For all your conversations and thoughts that the other guildies would rather not read.
Name pending.

And by pending, I mean I'll probably forget all about it.


Keep it in your pants, though.
Or wear a condom.
And by condom I mean the ToS.

DISCLAIMER, SON:
READ AT OWN RISK.
INCESSANT GAY JOKES, d**k JOKES, CLAM JOKES, GIF WARS, ETC. WITHIN.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:13 pm


I've been running into situations where I need a thread like this. :I
Liiike this one:

Wantcookie
Dulnair
Wantcookie
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VOYEUR, CHISELED BILL NYE.

I...I will never be satisfied with another man again.

It's time to teach you some SCIENCE.


Sound effects included.
I can see him explaining exactly how and why lube works in the middle of ********'. xd

All the while explaining to the camera and the deep-voiced narrator is all like, "Uhh, Bill? Bill? I wouldn't... uh... should we be filming this? Bill?"

GOODBYE, CHILDHOOD.


Actually, did Bill Nye ever actually do an episode on the Human body?
I know he probably did, like, joints and the brain and the heart and stuff...

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:54 pm


Quote:
That awkward rash Wylr keeps talking about.


eek
wtf

xD

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:58 pm


Dulnair
I've been running into situations where I need a thread like this. :I
Liiike this one:

Wantcookie
Dulnair
Wantcookie
Dulnair
VOYEUR, CHISELED BILL NYE.

I...I will never be satisfied with another man again.

It's time to teach you some SCIENCE.


Sound effects included.
I can see him explaining exactly how and why lube works in the middle of ********'. xd

All the while explaining to the camera and the deep-voiced narrator is all like, "Uhh, Bill? Bill? I wouldn't... uh... should we be filming this? Bill?"

GOODBYE, CHILDHOOD.


Actually, did Bill Nye ever actually do an episode on the Human body?
I know he probably did, like, joints and the brain and the heart and stuff...
Man, why you gotta be so tactful? xd

I don't know, actually. My memories of Bill Nye are limited to having fun learnin' stuff and him carefully avoiding the use of the word "water" to keep from getting a bucket to the face. xd

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:18 pm


WylrPnufh
Quote:
That awkward rash Wylr keeps talking about.


eek
wtf

xD

heart

STOP

STOP TALKING ABOUT IT, GOD.

ALL YOUR FLAKY SKIN.
AND LITTLE MITES.
AND UGGGH.



Wantcookie
Dulnair
I've been running into situations where I need a thread like this. :I
Liiike this one:

Wantcookie
Dulnair
Wantcookie

I...I will never be satisfied with another man again.

It's time to teach you some SCIENCE.


Sound effects included.
I can see him explaining exactly how and why lube works in the middle of ********'. xd

All the while explaining to the camera and the deep-voiced narrator is all like, "Uhh, Bill? Bill? I wouldn't... uh... should we be filming this? Bill?"

GOODBYE, CHILDHOOD.


Actually, did Bill Nye ever actually do an episode on the Human body?
I know he probably did, like, joints and the brain and the heart and stuff...
Man, why you gotta be so tactful? xd

I don't know, actually. My memories of Bill Nye are limited to having fun learnin' stuff and him carefully avoiding the use of the word "water" to keep from getting a bucket to the face. xd

MAN, I AM A CONSCIENTIOUS ******** A FLAMING GAY WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

Pffyeahrly. Although a few months ago I looked up something on the rotation of the moon because Wikipedia was being a convoluted a** again, and I was like, "8UUUU SO THAT'S WHAT THEY MEANT."

And another one about saltwater in the ocean.

And I think one on gravity...

I think I want to get more learnings from him now.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:22 pm


Dulnair
Wantcookie
Dulnair
I've been running into situations where I need a thread like this. :I
Liiike this one:

Wantcookie
Dulnair
Wantcookie

I...I will never be satisfied with another man again.

It's time to teach you some SCIENCE.


Sound effects included.
I can see him explaining exactly how and why lube works in the middle of ********'. xd

All the while explaining to the camera and the deep-voiced narrator is all like, "Uhh, Bill? Bill? I wouldn't... uh... should we be filming this? Bill?"

GOODBYE, CHILDHOOD.


Actually, did Bill Nye ever actually do an episode on the Human body?
I know he probably did, like, joints and the brain and the heart and stuff...
Man, why you gotta be so tactful? xd

I don't know, actually. My memories of Bill Nye are limited to having fun learnin' stuff and him carefully avoiding the use of the word "water" to keep from getting a bucket to the face. xd

MAN, I AM A CONSCIENTIOUS ******** A FLAMING GAY WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

Pffyeahrly. Although a few months ago I looked up something on the rotation of the moon because Wikipedia was being a convoluted a** again, and I was like, "8UUUU SO THAT'S WHAT THEY MEANT."

And another one about saltwater in the ocean.

And I think one on gravity...

I think I want to get more learnings from him now.

MAN WHAT THE s**t WHY CAN'T YOU JUST RUB A c**k ON A ******** AND LET THEM BE ALL "WHY THE s**t ARE YOU DOING THAT WITH A CHICKEN"

He's not quite dead yet. xd

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:28 pm


Wantcookie
Dulnair
MAN, I AM A CONSCIENTIOUS ******** A FLAMING GAY WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

Pffyeahrly. Although a few months ago I looked up something on the rotation of the moon because Wikipedia was being a convoluted a** again, and I was like, "8UUUU SO THAT'S WHAT THEY MEANT."

And another one about saltwater in the ocean.

And I think one on gravity...

I think I want to get more learnings from him now.

MAN WHAT THE s**t WHY CAN'T YOU JUST RUB A c**k ON A ******** AND LET THEM BE ALL "WHY THE s**t ARE YOU DOING THAT WITH A CHICKEN"

He's not quite dead yet. xd

Because I want to see a fireman with a pink, bejazzled fire extinguisher someday. :c

Also, the entry on the main page is awwwyessss.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:30 pm


Dulnair
Because I want to see a fireman with a pink, bejazzled fire extinguisher someday. :c
oh my god
this is the best thing
i will become this man for you
it will be my life's purpose

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:46 pm


Wantcookie
Dulnair
Because I want to see a fireman with a pink, bejazzled fire extinguisher someday. :c
oh my god
this is the best thing
i will become this man for you
it will be my life's purpose


I am holding you to this, maaan.

I. Am. Holding. You.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:15 am


cool

Posting in Dul's thread cause it hasn't had much activity.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:42 am


WylrPnufh
cool

Posting in Dul's thread cause it hasn't had much activity.


Lolol.
This is mainly just a thread for when everyone in the spamthread doesn't want to hear about that rash. Totally not a hangout, unless it's a mesmerizing rash.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:24 pm


lol heer is thred fer dix and s**t

lol bill nye


This is what I have gotten from this thread so far, lol. That and Wylr's DISGUSTING MAN RASH. And Cookies hidden desire for a pink bedazzled fireman to come in his room while it's on fire so they can ******** the fire away.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:58 pm


l-Kathulu-l
lol heer is thred fer dix and s**t

lol bill nye


This is what I have gotten from this thread so far, lol. That and Wylr's DISGUSTING MAN RASH. And Cookies hidden desire for a pink bedazzled fireman to come in his room while it's on fire so they can ******** the fire away.
Semen: The best fire retardant.
Also, the sexpuns and euphemisms that could be made are endless. "Turn on the firehose," "Spray nozzle," "Put out," etc.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:11 am


At first I was like, "wtf is dis comic?"
But then I found this:

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

I am wtf'ing so hard right now.

This s**t is amazing.

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