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 Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:09 pm
▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀After the interviews, Jessica noticed an improvement in Andy's public speaking. She decided it's a good way to train the new ones coming in.
Jeniffer
-hands clipboard- Congratulations. You three get to do the interviews this time.
Andy
D : Why am I still here, boss?
Jeniffer
Popular demand. Same with Roger.
Lyra
-hard stare-
Andy
who's that?
Jeniffer
The intern. Her name is Lyra. She doesn't say much
Roger
let get's this party started, shall we?
Jeniffer
No.
. . .And that is the utterly lame story about how Andy and Roger and Lyra were forced to do interviews. . .
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:09 pm
[align=right][size=16][color=SINCOLOR][u][ (SIN NNAAMMEE) ] ![/u][/size][/color][/align]
[align=center][size=9][color=turquoise][b]Andy[/b]
Well hello again! This time Roger is actually invited to the interview and we have a new intern we're supposed to be training! Her name is Lyra![/color]
[color=hotpink][b]Lyra[/b]
-hard stare-[/color]
[color=turquoise][b]Andy[/b]
-pulls collar- let's get started.[/color][/size][/align]
[size=10] [color=turquoise]► So. . .What's up? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► So, what do you think of rootbeer? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► You sure about that? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Have a favorite sport? Or one you used to do? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► How are you with kids? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Would you consider having mine? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Well, now it's Roger's turn -passes clipboard- [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► Good Evening [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► Are you single? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► What do you think of that Broken chick? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► Good to know. You remind me of someone. . . -crosses arms and looks away- someone from long ago . . . [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]►... I came to the majestic shores of Nova Scotia and fell in love with a feisty but handsome bartender of golden hair. At first, I thought he was a rather creepy man, but anyways, as I was sitting there, I spontaneously started to think that maybe this guy wasn't so bad -- creepy, sure, but no one with such impeccable taste in clothing could be all that bad. He was like an onion: a secret moon inside brown-paper wrappings, liable at any moment to blind you with tears of sting your tongue and lips with it's fierce, possessive flavor. Yes, we shared a whirlwind of romance for one drenched summer, at the end of which he broke my youthful heart and married a lobster man from Newfoundland. -looks back- He's dead now. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► I'm bisexual in case you didn't already pick that up. So, do you want to see pictures of him? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► . . .well I lost them anyways. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► Do you have any interest in anyone right now? Don't worry, this is just between us. -stare- [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► What turns you off? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► Boxers or briefs? Panties or thongs? Cup size? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► What was your high school gpa? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► I guess it's Lyra's turn now . . .-hands phone number and mouths the words 'call me' [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► Hello [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► -hard stare- [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► -hard stare- [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► -hard stare- [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► How is your diet going? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► Do you work out? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► It shows. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► Jumping jacks. Ten. Now. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► That was horrible. Go get me juice. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► -hard stare- [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► What do you think of friendship? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► So that Spite guy [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► Is he really your brother? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► From another mother? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► . . .I'm done [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Hello again! [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Describe your fashion sense. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Any weird habits? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Unusual tattoos? Birthmarks? Moles? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► What was your first job? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► -hands paper- write down six people now. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► 2 & 4 Hook up. What's your reaction? Why would they ever hook up? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► You switch bodies with 3 for a day. Do you like that new body? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Would you date 1? Why or why not? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► How do you really feel about 3? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► What is 6's best trait? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► 5 died in your arms. Your reaction? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► How do you know these people? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► I see, I see -stares at clipboard- what? . . . They misspelled that . . . Oh well, what do you think of Phantom's hair?[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Do you think Kim Kardashian's a** is real? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► If you were a superhero, who would you be? Assign your friends too. If you have any -laugh- [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► What television character do you relate to most? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► Who would your voice actor/actress be if you were an anime character? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► What American actor/actress would you want to be casted as you in a movie? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► Looks nothing like you. Pick a new one. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► Even worse. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► If you acted, what kind of roles would you pick? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► Well that's lame [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► I'm going to need to see your signature -hands paper and pen- [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► What pretty handwriting. Looks like a ten year old girl wrote it.[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► Where's my juice? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► -hard stare- [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► Do you want a cookie? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► Well too bad! -eats the cookies by herself- [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► If you could kill any one of your fellow freaks, who would you kill? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► -looks at clipboard- Would you ever go out with . . . Whoever wrote this has horrible handwriting. Do you know who wrote this? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► What would you do if one day you woke up and you were in Broken's body? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=hotpink]► . . .I'm done. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color][/size]
[align=center][color=turquoise]Well, that's all we have time for today!
[size=24]NEXT PLEASE[/size].[/color][/align]
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:49 pm
Alias! Andy
Well hello again! This time Roger is actually invited to the interview and we have a new intern we're supposed to be training! Her name is Lyra!
Lyra
-hard stare-
Andy
-pulls collar- let's get started. ► So. . .What's up?
Why are you doing this again?
► So, what do you think of rootbeer?
I love it.
► You sure about that?
yes. . .
► Have a favorite sport? Or one you used to do?
No.
► How are you with kids?
No.
► Would you consider having mine?
No.
► Well, now it's Roger's turn -passes clipboard-
No.
► Good Evening
. . .
► Are you single?
yeah
► What do you think of that Broken chick?
She's okay. Nicer than the rest of the freaks.
► Good to know. You remind me of someone. . . -crosses arms and looks away- someone from long ago . . .
You didn't get her pregnant, did you?
►... I came to the majestic shores of Nova Scotia and fell in love with a feisty but handsome bartender of golden hair. At first, I thought he was a rather creepy man, but anyways, as I was sitting there, I spontaneously started to think that maybe this guy wasn't so bad -- creepy, sure, but no one with such impeccable taste in clothing could be all that bad. He was like an onion: a secret moon inside brown-paper wrappings, liable at any moment to blind you with tears of sting your tongue and lips with it's fierce, possessive flavor. Yes, we shared a whirlwind of romance for one drenched summer, at the end of which he broke my youthful heart and married a lobster man from Newfoundland. -looks back- He's dead now.
Well, I'm glad I remind you of him.
► I'm bisexual in case you didn't already pick that up. So, do you want to see pictures of him?
No.
► . . .well I lost them anyways.
Suure, ya did.
► Do you have any interest in anyone right now? Don't worry, this is just between us. -stare-
Not you.
► What turns you off?
You.
► Boxers or briefs? Panties or thongs? Cup size?
Panties.
► What was your high school gpa?
I didn't go to highschool.
► I guess it's Lyra's turn now . . .-hands phone number and mouths the words 'call me'
No.
► Hello
I dislike you.
► -hard stare-
-harder stare-
► -hard stare-
-harder stare-
► -hard stare-
-harder stare-
► How is your diet going?
good.
► Do you work out?
No.
► It shows.
Do you want me to kill you?
► Jumping jacks. Ten. Now.
What? -does two then quits-
► That was horrible. Go get me juice.
Get me juice! I'm the princess!
► -hard stare-
-harder stare-
► What do you think of friendship?
I'm not going to be your friend.
► So that Spite guy
I know of him.
► Is he really your brother?
No.
► From another mother?
No.
► . . .I'm done
GOOD!
► Hello again!
Why are you still here?
► Describe your fashion sense.
Mostly dresses and tiaras.
► Any weird habits?
I have a tenancy to want to punch people. -hard stare-
► Unusual tattoos? Birthmarks? Moles?
Well I have that tramp stamp tattoo of a NO. o,o'
► What was your first job?
What's a job?
► -hands paper- write down six people now.
What?!
1. San-tan
2. Wicked
3. Chaos
4. Grievance
5. Broken
6. Spite
► 2 & 4 Hook up. What's your reaction? Why would they ever hook up?
Well that's a weird couple. . .I have no idea.
► You switch bodies with 3 for a day. Do you like that new body?
I have to admit, I would miss wearing a bra. It makes such a convenient pocket.
► Would you date 1? Why or why not?
I guess. He's my twin so it would be a sibling date, which is gross. He can take me to the movies though. I like movies.
► How do you really feel about 3?
He is a weirdo.
► What is 6's best trait?
He's more stubborn than me.
► 5 died in your arms. Your reaction?
Well that could ruin my day.
► How do you know these people?
YOU FREAKS ARE MAKING ME LIVE WITH THEM!
► I see, I see -stares at clipboard- what? . . . They misspelled that . . . Oh well, what do you think of Phantom's hair?
Very pretty. I would like to have hair like that someday.
► Do you think Kim Kardashian's a** is real?
mmm, no.
► If you were a superhero, who would you be? Assign your friends too. If you have any -laugh-
I'm Ironman. Insanity would be mad if he was anyone other than Batman. Wicked is like Wonderwoman or something. Broken can be that slut in the cat costume and everyone else can be like Spiderman or something.
► What television character do you relate to most?
Uhh, uhh, uhh.
► Who would your voice actor/actress be if you were an anime character?
Michiko Neya, she was Stella from Chrono Crusade, Riho from Hell Girl, Hungary from Hetalia, Arachne from Soul Eater, Natalia Luzu Kimlasca Landvadeere Princess of the Great Nation Kimlasca from Tales of the Abyss, Asta from Trinity Blood,
► What American actor/actress would you want to be casted as you in a movie?
Helena Bonham Carter
► Looks nothing like you. Pick a new one.
-stare- Taylor Momsen then.
► Even worse.
At least I get a movie.
► If you acted, what kind of roles would you pick?
The Princess
► Well that's lame
You want to keep your p*nis?
► I'm going to need to see your signature -hands paper and pen-
► What pretty handwriting. Looks like a ten year old girl wrote it.
-hard stare-
► Where's my juice?
in the kitchen
► -hard stare-
-blows kiss-
► Do you want a cookie?
cookies make you fat.
► Well too bad! -eats the cookies by herself-
Okay then, Miss Piggy
► If you could kill any one of your fellow freaks, who would you kill?
Wynd
► -looks at clipboard- Would you ever go out with . . . Whoever wrote this has horrible handwriting. Do you know who wrote this?
Dipshit did, didn't he? -looks twords Roger-
► What would you do if one day you woke up and you were in Broken's body?
cut her hair.
► . . .I'm done.
ME TOO! -leaves- Well, that's all we have time for today!
NEXT PLEASE.
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:31 pm
Sister Grievance! Andy
Well hello again! This time Roger is actually invited to the interview and we have a new intern we're supposed to be training! Her name is Lyra!
Lyra
-hard stare-
Andy
-pulls collar- let's get started. ► So. . .What's up?
-not at all happy to be here again- The sky.
► So, what do you think of rootbeer?
Delicious.
► You sure about that?
Are you sure you want to keep your face attached to your skull?
► Have a favorite sport? Or one you used to do?
It's called kick the idiot. Are you my latest "ball"?
► How are you with kids?
The last few I saw were killed mercilessly... But I wasn't exactly in control of myself at the time, so it's really anyone's guess.
► Would you consider having mine?
Would you consider growing a pair?
► Well, now it's Roger's turn -passes clipboard-
Oh, fun.
► Good Evening
-wolfish snarl/grin- Heeey, Roger...
► Are you single?
As far as it concerns you? No, I am not.
► What do you think of that Broken chick?
She's alright. We don't interact too often.
► Good to know. You remind me of someone. . . -crosses arms and looks away- someone from long ago . . .
Your mother? Yeah, I get that a lot. -evil chuckle-
►... I came to the majestic shores of Nova Scotia and fell in love with a feisty but handsome bartender of golden hair. At first, I thought he was a rather creepy man, but anyways, as I was sitting there, I spontaneously started to think that maybe this guy wasn't so bad -- creepy, sure, but no one with such impeccable taste in clothing could be all that bad. He was like an onion: a secret moon inside brown-paper wrappings, liable at any moment to blind you with tears of sting your tongue and lips with it's fierce, possessive flavor. Yes, we shared a whirlwind of romance for one drenched summer, at the end of which he broke my youthful heart and married a lobster man from Newfoundland. -looks back- He's dead now.
How... DARE you call him "a secret moon inside brown paper wrappings"! YOU HAVE INSULTED THE MOON HERSELF TO ONE OF HER CHOSEN! -kicks him several times-
► I'm bisexual in case you didn't already pick that up. So, do you want to see pictures of him?
NO.
► . . .well I lost them anyways.
-crosses arms, muttering- Hope Wicked scorched them...
► Do you have any interest in anyone right now? Don't worry, this is just between us. -stare-
Why do you even care? -scathing glare-
► What turns you off?
You, for starters. And men with goatees - those things are gross. And unclean people. And... -several more-
► Boxers or briefs? Panties or thongs? Cup size?
Whatever you aren't wearing, I'm not a lesbian, and I'll assume you mean the male kind worn during sports and say large.
► What was your high school gpa?
High school? GPA? I don't understand.
► I guess it's Lyra's turn now . . .-hands phone number and mouths the words 'call me'
-smiles and flips him off with both hands-
► Hello
Good evening, Lyra.
► -hard stare-
-eyebrow raises- You too, huh?
► -hard stare-
-stares back unblinkingly-
► -hard stare-
-stares back unblinkingly-
► How is your diet going?
It's improved beyond raw meat and stream water... I'm still getting used to foods with spices added to them, though...
► Do you work out?
Off and on.
► It shows.
What's that supposed to mean?
► Jumping jacks. Ten. Now.
-jerks chin up haughtily- Why should I?
► That was horrible. Go get me juice.
Get it yourself, b*tch.
► -hard stare-
-glares back-
► What do you think of friendship?
It is invaluable... but a little risky.
► So that Spite guy
Is entertaining.
► Is he really your brother?
I don't remember who my kin were in my past life, but if you mean, is he a blood relative, no, probably not. We don't look similar enough.
► From another mother?
Possibly. He is my brother now, that's all that you should worry about.
► . . .I'm done
Good. Now leave.
► Hello again!
-sighing- Hello, Andy.
► Describe your fashion sense.
Anything in black and silver that looks good on me and lets me move freely. No shoes. Or hats.
► Any weird habits?
I talk to my cat/demon?
► Unusual tattoos? Birthmarks? Moles?
I'm considering giving myself a brand-scar in the shape of a moon... But it would mar my beautiful skin...
► What was your first job?
I don't remember.
► -hands paper- write down six people now.
1. Grievance
2. Alias
3. Wicked
4. Chaos
5. Insanity
6. Phantom.
-raises an eyebrow at Andy- You didn't say one couldn't be me.
► 2 & 4 Hook up. What's your reaction? Why would they ever hook up?
Wonderful for them; they've found their soul mates. -stares gloomily into space-
► You switch bodies with 3 for a day. Do you like that new body?
Sweet. -grins, then stops for a moment- Except I might accidentally set everything on fire... Including Wicked in my perfect body... You know what, never mind.
► Would you date 1? Why or why not?
Who wouldn't date me her? I'm she's perfect, as long as you don't piss her off...
► How do you really feel about 3?
She's the reason I sleep with my knife close at hand and the curtains open to allow moonlight to stream into the room.
► What is 6's best trait?
As far as I'm aware, he's single... -raises an eyebrow speculatively-
► 5 died in your arms. Your reaction?
Alias is going to kill me for not helping him.
► How do you know these people?
They're the only kin I have... Even if they are only adopted kinsmen.
► I see, I see -stares at clipboard- what? . . . They misspelled that . . . Oh well, what do you think of Phantom's hair?
So pretty... Even as pretty as mine is... Wait, what did they misspell? I want to see, dammit!
► Do you think Kim Kardashian's a** is real?
It looks like the surgeons shoved pillows in there! -cackles-
► If you were a superhero, who would you be? Assign your friends too. If you have any -laugh-
-punches him in the gut- I would be Cat Woman, Alias would be Amethyst the Princess of Gemworld (ahem, PRINCESS of Gemworld), Wicked would be the Black Widow, Insanity would be Batman or something, Chaos would be Superman, and Phantom would be some other guy. Like Green Lantern. Or Something.
► What television character do you relate to most?
Mitchell, from that British show Being Human. I feel his pain. Literally, sometimes.
► Who would your voice actor/actress be if you were an anime character?
Kanon Wakeshima. Yes, I am aware she is a singer. I don't care.
► What American actor/actress would you want to be casted as you in a movie?
Someone who has more than one facial expression... so, NOT Kristen Stewart. How the hell does that cow get away with looking horny when her character is supposed to be WRITHING IN PAIN?!
► Looks nothing like you. Pick a new one.
I didn't post a picture, genius.
► Even worse.
Here! This is who I would want, may the plague take your eyes! Emily Blunt is a wonderful actress, so don't mock her or I'll kill you. Slowly. And mini-Roger gets to go first.
► If you acted, what kind of roles would you pick?
Ones I could actually perform well in, unlike that airheaded Stewart chick.
► Well that's lame
So is your mother.
► I'm going to need to see your signature -hands paper and pen-
► What pretty handwriting. Looks like a ten year old girl wrote it.
Your face looks like someone hasn't been punching it enough recently. Might I be so kind as to remedy that? -flutters lashes innocently-
► Where's my juice?
Up your @ss
► -hard stare-
-emotionless return-stare-
► Do you want a cookie?
Unless I don't know how to read people, I'm pretty sure any cookies I get from you would have rat poison in them.
► Well too bad! -eats the cookies by herself-
Did you just eat rat poison?
► If you could kill any one of your fellow freaks, who would you kill?
-through her teeth- WE. ARE. NOT. FREAKS. We are greater beings.
► -looks at clipboard- Would you ever go out with . . . Whoever wrote this has horrible handwriting. Do you know who wrote this?
Your mother... Oh, wait, no one as ugly as you could possibly have a mother! Silly of me to assume otherwise.
► What would you do if one day you woke up and you were in Broken's body?
Wonder what the hell was going on, most likely.
► . . .I'm done.
...Again. Stupid cow.Well, that's all we have time for today!
NEXT PLEASE.
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