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 Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:20 pm
▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀One fine day in Heaven, the angels were starting to regret picking us, so they decided to try to get to know us better through interviews. . .
Jeniffer
-hands clipboard- Because I believe you need more practice on public speaking,
you will be in charge of giving interviews.
Andy
U-um... are you sure? -pulls collar-
I mean... I might not be the best choice for t-this
Jeniffer
How will you ever get over your fear of talking to people? You need practice, Andy.
-shoves clipboard- I have business to attend to. Get these done.
Your mother will be there to make sure you do it right
Mother
-hard stare-
Andy
B-but. . .
Roger
I'll come in and check up on ya too. Those guys are real weirdos. I don't want you to be killed and eaten or anything.
. . .And that is the utterly lame story about how Andy and his mother became your interviewers, and for some reason, Roger the body guard came to the party as well. . .
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:47 pm
[I know it's long, but its fun and chicken poop to fill out ; - D
Reply as your SIN character would. Not you, your SIN character. You can mess around with what Andy says SLIGHTLY not too much. I worked hard on this dumb thing, so don't b***h]
[Some questions address characters directly, DO NOT EDIT IF YOU ARE THAT CHARACTER.]
[part two will be worked upon soon]
[I stole some of these questions from a random rp that had interviews.
I stole all the kinky ones, I just edited it so that Andy would get beat up and so Roger can come in <3 ] [align=right][size=16][color=SINCOLOR][u][ (SIN NNAAMMEE) ] ![/u][/size][/color][/align]
[align=center][size=9][color=turquoise][b]Andy[/b]
O-okay, so umm. . .I'm doing this for the other angels. . .
Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt m-
-scoots away from mother-[/color]
[color=pink][b]Mother[/b]
-hard stare-[/color]
[color=turquoise][b]Andy[/b]
-pulls collar- s-so, let's get started.[/color][/size][/align]
[align=left][size=10][color=turquoise]► S-sorry about that [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Well, I'm A-andy, and that's my mother, Joanna. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► -reads clipboard- S-so, heeyyy, Champ, how's life going for you here?[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► -stares at clipboard- D-do I really have to ask this? O-okay, well. . .um. . .How often do you go number two?[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► I-i'm sorry! W-what's your favorite movie?[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► If you could only eat one food and one drink for the rest of your life, what would it be?[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► That one was boring, okay, let me make one! You're stranded on an island with your fellow freaks! Describe how each one will die before you![/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color][/size][/align]
[size=9][align=center][color=turquoise]D-do I really have to read this? It's so rude and ridiculous![/color]
[color=pink]-hard stare-
Yes[/color]
[color=turquoise]O-okay. . .[/color][/align][/size]
[size=10][color=pink]► -hard stare- [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=pink]► -hard stare- [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=pink]► -hard stare- [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Mother! Stop that! [/color] [color=pink]read the damn question[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► O-okay. . .If you went to a Gay Rights Parade, what kind of attire would you prefer to wear? Assless cowboy chaps? Butterfly? Nurse? Of course for you girls you'll just have to -looks more closely at clipboard- pick out one of those slutty Halloween costumes. . .[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► -roles clip- What your reposes be to the [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WB3Q5EF4Sg]problem[/url] what if the alone one was Wicked? What if the fat one was Grievance?[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Jerk.[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► If you were the fat one, would you jump off the bridge to save 4 of your teammates, or would you let them die? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Well that is kinda mean. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Where did you grow up? What were your parents like? Did you have a nice childhood?[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► WELL THEN [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Any siblings? Grandparents? Can you speak another language?[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color][/size]
[align=center][size=9][color=turquoise]Mother, I'm not enjoying this. Can you please leave?[/color]
[color=pink]-hard stare-[/color]
[color=turquoise]M-moving on[/color][/size][/align]
[size=10][color=turquoise]► O-okay, scenario questions! You're Queen of the world! What will you do now?[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► -stares at clipboard- I-i love you? Will you marry me? o.o'' [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► You meet up with your childhood hero at a local bar. Who is it and what would you do? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Your pregnant! And you're out of sourdough! What will you do? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► The ghost in your house keeps haunting every piece of toast you make. Annoying right? What will you do? Anyone in particular you think would haunt you as a piece of toast? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► You're a pokemon trainer, you ran into a shiny Bidoof. What do you do? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► A sparklepire walked into your favorite bar. You have the means necessary to kill it, but there are people around. What do you do? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► You're becoming a ninja. It's your first day and some freak in orange keeps shouting about and for some reason kissed an emo kid just long enough for a picture to be taken. Do you take advantage of the situation? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Your paternity test came in. Insanity is your father. . . [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Did you know that George kills Lenny? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► T-there is a spider on your shoulder. . . [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► No, it seriously is there. . . D ' : [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► That cake we gave you earlier had fish shaped dirt in there. React. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color][/size]
[align=center][size=9][color=turquoise]M-mother. . .these are all rather kinky. . .Do I have to read them[/color]
[color=pink]-hard stare-[/color]
[color=midnightblue]-comes in- Let me do it![/color][/size][/align]
[size=10][color=midnightblue]►-glances at clipboard- Any personal fetish of yours? Don't be shy my friend, we will not judge you here.[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► Can I be as bold as to ask, are you a virgin? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► Which way do you swing, lovecake? [/color] [color=turquoise]Hey! That isn't on the clipboard![/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► -punch- Obviously porn is important, what kind is your favorite? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Heyy! You're supposed to be guarding me while I ask the questions! Not make up your own while beating me up! [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► -punch- who would you like to sleep with? Your choice ~ heheh [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=midnightblue]► You blush too much! [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=pink]► -hard stare- [/color] [color=midnightblue] -harder stare-[/color] [color=pink]-hard stare-[/color] [color=midnightblue] Oh! Look at the time! -leaves- [/color] [color=pink]-hard stare, sips tea-[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Thanks Mother! Isn't she the greatest? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► So how about Alias's sparkly hat huh? Pretty lame, right? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► If you could be an animal . . . [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Since we're on the topic of animals, assign animals to all your friends! . . . who wrote this garbage?[/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Anything you would need to see a psychiatrist for? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Describe your Marval attire. Cape, underwear, tights. The whole shabang. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Okay. Now same thing, but Sailor Moon. [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color]
[color=turquoise]► Final question, how do you like your new life? Any new friends? [/color]
[color=SINCOLOR] RESPONSE [/color][/size]
[align=center][color=turquoise]Well, that was fun.
. . .
[size=20]NEXT PLEASE : D [/size][/color][/align]
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:19 pm
Alias ! Andy
O-okay, so umm. . .I'm doing this for the other angels. . .
Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt m-
-scoots away from mother-
Mother
-hard stare-
Andy
-pulls collar- s-so, let's get started. ► S-sorry about that
Oh, it's fine. I'm used to hostility
► Well, I'm A-andy, and that's my mother, Joanna.
I'm Alias
► -reads clipboard- S-so, heeyyy, Champ, how's life going for you here?
Champ? I am a princess and you call me champ? Do you have no manners? And just for your information, I am not doing well.
► -stares at clipboard- D-do I really have to ask this? O-okay, well. . .um. . .How often do you go number two?
That is inappropriate and I refuse to answer.
► I-i'm sorry! W-what's your favorite movie?
Arthur. That old movie about a drunk rich man.
► If you could only eat one food and one drink for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Oh, that's a hard one. Wine and caviar
► Too expensive. Let me make one! You're stranded on an island with your fellow freaks! Describe how each one will die before you!
Well, Grievance will probably trip over something while having a massive hallucination involving shirtless men.
Wicked will probably die because of how much water there is.
Insanity will kill Wynd after a few days.
Phantom will get eaten by something while sleeping.
Spite will probably bore himself to death.
Chaos will probably be the last one alive if he doesn't decide to kill himself first.
Insanity and I will probably die of boredom after everyone else dies. D-do I really have to read this? It's so rude and ridiculous!
-hard stare-
Yes
O-okay. . . ► -hard stare-
-fixes hair-
► -hard stare-
-fixes tiara-
► -hard stare-
Can I help you?!
► Mother! Stop that! read the damn question
Can I please leave?
► O-okay. . .If you went to a Gay Rights Parade, what kind of attire would you prefer to wear? Assless cowboy chaps? Butterfly? Nurse? Of course for you girls you'll just have to -looks more closely at clipboard- pick out one of those slutty Halloween costumes. . .
. . .what? Who wrote this?! And just for the record, I would be a Vegas showgirl. That has all kinds of class.
► -roles clip- What your reposes be to the problem what if the alone one was Wicked? What if the fat one was Grievance?
I'd let Wicked die, and I would push Grievance if Insanity was down there. If he was on the bridge with me then we'd just watch.
► Jerk.
-stare-
► If you were the fat one, would you jump off the bridge to save 4 of your teammates, or would you let them die?
Do I look fat to do? And if I was, then I wouldn't even be there. I'd be at the gym.
► Well that is kinda mean.
-stare-
► Where did you grow up? What were your parents like? Did you have a nice childhood?
I grew up in the lap of luxury in a castle. My mom was nice, but my dad was a jerk. Mom died, then I ran away from home.
► WELL THEN
-stare-
► Any siblings? Grandparents? Can you speak another language?
I have no siblings, my grandparents are dead and I can speak seven languages. Mother, I'm not enjoying this. Can you please leave?
-hard stare-
M-moving on ► O-okay, scenario questions! You're Queen of the world! What will you do now?
I already am.
► -stares at clipboard- I-i love you? Will you marry me? o.o''
Make it sound more realistic and I'll tell you 'no'
► You meet up with your childhood hero at a local bar. Who is it and what would you do?
I-ironman? I don't know what I would do. He is quite magnificent. . .
► Your pregnant! And you're out of sourdough! What will you do?
I'd force Insanity to make me some bread. Then I'd find the man who did that to me and make him help!
► The ghost in your house keeps haunting every piece of toast you make. Annoying right? What will you do? Anyone in particular you think would haunt you as a piece of toast?
I'd call the Ghost Busters of course. I can't think of anyone in particular that would haunt me. I'm sure there is someone though.
► You're a pokemon trainer, you ran into a shiny Bidoof. What do you do?
don't even joke around with that.
► A sparklepire walked into your favorite bar. You have the means necessary to kill it, but there are people around. What do you do?
I'd kill it anyways.
► You're becoming a ninja. It's your first day and some freak in orange keeps shouting about and for some reason kissed an emo kid just long enough for a picture to be taken. Do you take advantage of the situation?
I'd take the picture. Blackmail is always good leverage.
► Your paternity test came in. Insanity is your father. . .
He's hardly older than me!
► Did you know that George kills Lenny?
W-wait. . .WHAT?! Are you talking about Of Mice and Men!? I haven't finished it yet! Jerk!
► T-there is a spider on your shoulder. . .
I'd kill it.
► No, it seriously is there. . . D ' :
W-what!? -jumps out of seat and rapidly hits shoulder- D-did I get it?! o~o
► That cake we gave you earlier had fish shaped dirt in there. React.
W-what? . . . I think I'm going to be sick. . .M-mother. . .these are all rather kinky. . .Do I have to read them
-hard stare-
-comes in- Let me do it! ►-glances at clipboard- Any personal fetish of yours? Don't be shy my friend, we will not judge you here.
What. . .?
► Can I be as bold as to ask, are you a virgin?
You may not be so bold.
► Which way do you swing, lovecake? Hey! That isn't on the clipboard!
I like men if that is what you're asking. . .
► -punch- Obviously porn is important, what kind is your favorite?
W-what. . .?
► Heyy! You're supposed to be guarding me while I ask the questions! Not make up your own while beating me up!
Poor Andy. . .
► -punch- who would you like to sleep with? Your choice ~ heheh
From SIN? Gross.
► You blush too much!
-glare-
► -hard stare- -harder stare- -hard stare- Oh! Look at the time! -leaves- -hard stare, sips tea-
C-can I have some tea too?
► Thanks Mother! Isn't she the greatest?
She's interesting I guess. . .
► So how about Alias's sparkly hat huh? Pretty lame, right?
This tiara, or 'hat' as you call it is worth more than your life. -stare-
► If you could be an animal . . .
If I were a tiger, and you were a tuna, I would go out of my way to eat you. I would swim a hundred miles into the ocean and eat you. Then I'd eat your tuna boyfriend.
► Since we're on the topic of animals, assign animals to all your friends! . . . who wrote this garbage?
Who wrote this garbage?
► Anything you would need to see a psychiatrist for?
NO!
► Describe your Marval attire. Cape, underwear, tights. The whole shabang.
Something along the lines of Catwoman, Wonderwoman and Iromman combined.
► Okay. Now same thing, but Sailor Moon.
Like Mimi-Moon's but blue and cuter.
► Final question, how do you like your new life? Any new friends?
Eh, Insanity isn't too bad. Well, that was fun
. . .
NEXT PLEASE : D
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:24 pm
Insanity! Andy
O-okay, so umm. . .I'm doing this for the other angels. . .
Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt m-
-scoots away from mother-
Mother
-hard stare-
Andy
-pulls collar- s-so, let's get started. ► S-sorry about that
Whaaatever.
► Well, I'm A-andy, and that's my mother, Joanna.
If I knew you were gonna take forever, I would have gotten my damn book.
► -reads clipboard- S-so, heeyyy, Champ, how's life going for you here?
Its okay I guess. Wicked is always bitchy. Alias is my twin, so at least I have someone to complain to.
► -stares at clipboard- D-do I really have to ask this? O-okay, well. . .um. . .How often do you go number two?
Do you wanna lose your hand?
► I-i'm sorry! W-what's your favorite movie?
Mr. and Mrs. Smith without a doubt.
► If you could only eat one food and one drink for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Ramen and Water, all I would need is to piss Wicked off and I got a nice meal!
► That one was boring, okay, let me make one! You're stranded on an island with your fellow freaks! Describe how each one will die before you!
Wicked will go insane and probably kill Wynd, at least I hope, either her or I will. Wicked will then kill herself for being near us. Alias can't die, or then I would. Broken would just die for fun. G-dawg, well, I guess she wouldn't have anything to drink because I wouldn't give her any water. The other members, well, i'll just kill them. Pretty simple. D-do I really have to read this? It's so rude and ridiculous!
-hard stare-
Yes
O-okay. . . ► -hard stare-
Hmph.
► -hard stare-
You wanna stop?
► -hard stare-
I'LL CUT YOU!
► Mother! Stop that! read the damn question
I like her
► O-okay. . .If you went to a Gay Rights Parade, what kind of attire would you prefer to wear? Assless cowboy chaps? Butterfly? Nurse? Of course for you girls you'll just have to -looks more closely at clipboard- pick out one of those slutty Halloween costumes. . .
Aww, I wanted to wear mouse ears and tight swim trunks. There goes my dreams...
► -roles clip- What your reposes be to the problem what if the alone one was Wicked? What if the fat one was Grievance?
I wouldn't pull the lever, and probably piss my pants when the train hit.
► Jerk.
I thought I was supposed to answer honestly?
► If you were the fat one, would you jump off the bridge to save 4 of your teammates, or would you let them die?
Die. Except Alias, but she would be half of the fat one with me, so yea.
► Well that is kinda mean.
HAVE YOU MET THE OTHERS?!
► Where did you grow up? What were your parents like? Did you have a nice childhood?
It was okay. But one night they woke me up screaming, calling me a psycho. I don't know why, but these guys came to get my the next day. Hehe, the news said they all drowned.
► WELL THEN
I thought it was funny, clearly i'm the only one.
► Any siblings? Grandparents? Can you speak another language?
Sister, she is living somewhere. I couldn't kill her. Grandparents are dead. I can speak Japanese and Korean. Mother, I'm not enjoying this. Can you please leave?
-hard stare-
M-moving on ► O-okay, scenario questions! You're Queen of the world! What will you do now?
Did..you just call me Queen?! If I were KING of the world, I would cover it all in water. I think New York would be pretty underwater.
► -stares at clipboard- I-i love you? Will you marry me? o.o''
A-hahahahaha what a loser.
► You meet up with your childhood hero at a local bar. Who is it and what would you do?
I have no childhood heros, silly.
► Your pregnant! And you're out of sourdough! What will you do?
Break down in the corner
► The ghost in your house keeps haunting every piece of toast you make. Annoying right? What will you do? Anyone in particular you think would haunt you as a piece of toast?
I knew Ricky never died, jerk is getting back at me for hitting him with a tray back in 5th grade.
► You're a pokemon trainer, you ran into a shiny Bidoof. What do you do?
Call Alias, she would go nuts.
► A sparklepire walked into your favorite bar. You have the means necessary to kill it, but there are people around. What do you do?
Turn on Buffy the Vampire Slayer's theme song and chase him into an alley.
► You're becoming a ninja. It's your first day and some freak in orange keeps shouting about and for some reason kissed an emo kid just long enough for a picture to be taken. Do you take advantage of the situation?
*puts camera down* What was the question?
► Your paternity test came in. Insanity is your father. . .
Because that makes perfect sense
► Did you know that George kills Lenny?
I liked when he killed the slut better, it was pretty funny.
► T-there is a spider on your shoulder. . .
Aww, I love spiders
► No, it seriously is there. . . D ' :
Oh my god, you are so annoying.
► That cake we gave you earlier had fish shaped dirt in there. React.
I love fish! M-mother. . .these are all rather kinky. . .Do I have to read them
-hard stare-
-comes in- Let me do it! ►-glances at clipboard- Any personal fetish of yours? Don't be shy my friend, we will not judge you here.
Asian fetish!
► Can I be as bold as to ask, are you a virgin?
I wonder if anyone will be surprised, but yes, I am
► Which way do you swing, lovecake? Hey! That isn't on the clipboard!
Straight. Wanna end up like all the others who called me gay?!
► -punch- Obviously porn is important, what kind is your favorite?
Hehe
► Heyy! You're supposed to be guarding me while I ask the questions! Not make up your own while beating me up!
Can I hit you?
► -punch- who would you like to sleep with? Your choice ~ heheh
Megan Fox.
► You blush too much!
I'll drown you.
► -hard stare- -harder stare- -hard stare- Oh! Look at the time! -leaves- -hard stare, sips tea-
I hope its poisoned.
► Thanks Mother! Isn't she the greatest?
I'd kill her.
► So how about Alias's sparkly hat huh? Pretty lame, right?
She'll freeze me for a week again if I make fun of her hats, so no, its amazing
► If you could be an animal . . .
Shark. Then I can drown and eat you.
► Since we're on the topic of animals, assign animals to all your friends! . . . who wrote this garbage?
Wicked- Wolf. Alias- Bunny. G-dawg- Chipmunk. Broken- Really pissed off house cat. Everyone else can just be a leaf or something.
► Anything you would need to see a psychiatrist for?
Wanting to drown people.
► Describe your Marval attire. Cape, underwear, tights. The whole shabang.
Wait, I have to wear clothes?
► Okay. Now same thing, but Sailor Moon.
Again, I have to wear clothes?
► Final question, how do you like your new life? Any new friends?
Better than my old life, plus I never would have met Alias if I didn't join up! Well, that was fun.
. . .
NEXT PLEASE : D
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:57 pm
SPITE! Andy
O-okay, so umm. . .I'm doing this for the other angels. . .
Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt m-
-scoots away from mother-
Mother
-hard stare-
Andy
-pulls collar- s-so, let's get started. ► S-sorry about that
Yeah, whatever.
► Well, I'm A-andy, and that's my mother, Joanna.
Neat. Why are you bugging me again?
► -reads clipboard- S-so, heeyyy, Champ, how's life going for you here?
Well enough. People don't bug me. On average.
► -stares at clipboard- D-do I really have to ask this? O-okay, well. . .um. . .How often do you go number two?
Wait, what? Do- do I even really have to answer that? Who's behind this? If it's that sunofabich in the accounting divisio-
► I-i'm sorry! W-what's your favorite movie?
Inception. It's all about sleeping. I like that.
► If you could only eat one food and one drink for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Uh, minestrone soup. To both questions.
► That one was boring, okay, let me make one! You're stranded on an island with your fellow freaks! Describe how each one will die before you!
Oh, that's easy! Alias will find a scorpion and her last words will be 'He's so cute! Give mommy a kiss!' Wicked will kill Insanity for absolutely no reason, I will kill Phantom for no reason, and Grievance will probably nourish herself to death with coconuts or something. D-do I really have to read this? It's so rude and ridiculous!
-hard stare-
Yes
O-okay. . . ► -hard stare-
Lady, I don't appreciate that.
► -hard stare-
Lady, your kind of bumming me out.
► -hard stare-
Lady, I don't think you're hearing me. I SAID, I DON-
► Mother! Stop that! read the damn question
Get on with it.
► O-okay. . .If you went to a Gay Rights Parade, what kind of attire would you prefer to wear? Assless cowboy chaps? Butterfly? Nurse? Of course for you girls you'll just have to -looks more closely at clipboard- pick out one of those slutty Halloween costumes. . .
Lady what's your issue and why are you taking it out on this poor defenseless dog?
► -roles clip- What your reposes be to the problem what if the alone one was Wicked? What if the fat one was Grievance?
Um, I probably wouldn't have done anything in either case. If Wicked was involved, I would be unaffected, and if the fat one...snicker snicker.... was Grievance... heh... Ahem. I would be more inclined to intervene but still likely not do do anything.
► Jerk.
Okay, you knew I was going to say that. I don't much care for weeaboos, even though Grievance is still pretty cool.
► If you were the fat one, would you jump off the bridge to save 4 of your teammates, or would you let them die?
Well, duh, I would jump! I mean, no one has the right to decide who lives and who dies, save for themselves. I would do it, yeah.
► Well that is kinda mean.
Wait, did you hear me?
► Where did you grow up? What were your parents like? Did you have a nice childhood?
Um, a desert wasteland, dead and or dieing, and no.
► WELL THEN
Well did you want me to lie? It's not MY fault! Or at least one of them wasn't.
► Any siblings? Grandparents? Can you speak another language?
If I have a sibling, I don't know about it; I'd put money on it that my Grandparents were brutally murdered too; and I could swear I know some other language but I can't remember right now. Mother, I'm not enjoying this. Can you please leave?
-hard stare-
M-moving on ► O-okay, scenario questions! You're Queen of the world! What will you do now?
Make myself a man again.
► -stares at clipboard- I-i love you? Will you marry me? o.o''
Um, I don't swing and or roll that way? And no, the last time I was engaged, I accidentally drank the soul of my lover through the pores on her skin. I really don't think you want to stand that close to me.
► You meet up with your childhood hero at a local bar. Who is it and what would you do?
Are you kidding me? Before I died I knew the names of exactly eight people. About three of them were decent. I don't think I can pick a hero here. And I don't drink!
► Your pregnant! And you're out of sourdough! What will you do?
WHAT!? I don't even know what pregnant means! I've never had sourdough! Growing wheat took more water than we could afford in my town!
► The ghost in your house keeps haunting every piece of toast you make. Annoying right? What will you do? Anyone in particular you think would haunt you as a piece of toast?
Okay, that's just stupid. I'm rather offended you're even asking me this. I was going to give you an honest answer but I really don't even care anymore.
► You're a pokemon trainer, you ran into a shiny Bidoof. What do you do?
Cry.
► A sparklepire walked into your favorite bar. You have the means necessary to kill it, but there are people around. What do you do?
Give the necessary means to any reasonable person around me.
► You're becoming a ninja. It's your first day and some freak in orange keeps shouting about and for some reason kissed an emo kid just long enough for a picture to be taken. Do you take advantage of the situation?
No, I just talk to my little bug friends.
► Your paternity test came in. Insanity is your father. . .
Oh. I'm going to glue his wrist to the back of his knee, and kick him every time he trips.
► Did you know that George kills Lenny?
JOHN MALKOVICH NOOOOO
► T-there is a spider on your shoulder. . .
Oh, come on! I already answered the stupid Trolly-
► No, it seriously is there. . . D ' :
*flicks it onto Joanna*
► That cake we gave you earlier had fish shaped dirt in there. React.
Did there also happen to be an entry entitled 'How to Kill Someone With your Bare Hands'? Because page 4 was a little undercooked. M-mother. . .these are all rather kinky. . .Do I have to read them
-hard stare-
-comes in- Let me do it! ►-glances at clipboard- Any personal fetish of yours? Don't be shy my friend, we will not judge you here.
Um, boobs? Is that a fetish?
► Can I be as bold as to ask, are you a virgin?
Um, I don't really know what that means.
► Which way do you swing, lovecake? Hey! That isn't on the clipboard!
Away from you.
► -punch- Obviously porn is important, what kind is your favorite?
I don't know what that means either, damnit! Enough with the friggin moonspeak!
► Heyy! You're supposed to be guarding me while I ask the questions! Not make up your own while beating me up!
Wait, is that what's going on?
► -punch- who would you like to sleep with? Your choice ~ heheh
Um, someone warm an cuddly?
► You blush too much!
******** you!
► -hard stare- -harder stare- -hard stare- Oh! Look at the time! -leaves- -hard stare, sips tea-
Thank you.
► Thanks Mother! Isn't she the greatest?
Quit pushing it, wimp.
► So how about Alias's sparkly hat huh? Pretty lame, right?
She wears lots of flamboyant things. Why are you starting to notice now?
► If you could be an animal . . .
Mole.
► Since we're on the topic of animals, assign animals to all your friends! . . . who wrote this garbage?
Alias:Kowala, Wicked:Cat, Phantom:Goldfish, Grievance razz anda, because they also wish they were from Japan.
► Anything you would need to see a psychiatrist for?
Um, guilt?
► Describe your Marval attire. Cape, underwear, tights. The whole shabang.
Can I just wear normal people clothes?
► Okay. Now same thing, but Sailor Moon.
Oh that's easy. Tuxedo, mask.
► Final question, how do you like your new life? Any new friends?
Um, I kind of liked things the way they were before I died. Or rather, before I started wishing I was dead. Please leave me alone... Well, that was fun.
. . .
NEXT PLEASE : D
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:23 pm
Sister Grievance! Andy
O-okay, so umm. . .I'm doing this for the other angels. . .
Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt m-
-scoots away from mother-
Mother
-hard stare-
Andy
-pulls collar- s-so, let's get started. ► S-sorry about that
It's fine. -shifts uncomfortably in seat-
► Well, I'm A-andy, and that's my mother, Joanna.
That's... wonderful.
► -reads clipboard- S-so, heeyyy, Champ, how's life going for you here?
Don't call me Champ. And why do you care? My life is the same struggle for survival and the avoidance of capture it always is.
► -stares at clipboard- D-do I really have to ask this? O-okay, well. . .um. . .How often do you go number two?
Wha-WHAT?! How DARE you! I've skinned wolves for saying less!
► I-i'm sorry! W-what's your favorite movie?
That's better. -thinks- Favorite movie, huh? That would have to be Season of the Witch. Or Blood and Chocolate.
► If you could only eat one food and one drink for the rest of your life, what would it be?
The same one food and one drink I have now: raw meat and stream water. Next pointless question?
► That one was boring, okay, let me make one! You're stranded on an island with your fellow freaks! Describe how each one will die before you!
Fellow WHATS? -glares for a moment- Alias would probably try to hug a shark or something. Wicked would then set fire to the rest of us and eat our barbecued remains. D-do I really have to read this? It's so rude and ridiculous!
-hard stare-
Yes
O-okay. . . ► -hard stare-
What's your business, stranger?
► -hard stare-
-growing irritated- Knock it off, woman.
► -hard stare-
-glares murderously- I will skin you alive if you don't sto-
► Mother! Stop that! read the damn question
You are so lucky your kid's here...
► O-okay. . .If you went to a Gay Rights Parade, what kind of attire would you prefer to wear? Assless cowboy chaps? Butterfly? Nurse? Of course for you girls you'll just have to -looks more closely at clipboard- pick out one of those slutty Halloween costumes. . .
-sputters incoherently for several minutes- What? You can't be serious...
► -roles clip- What your reposes be to the problem what if the alone one was Wicked? What if the fat one was Grievance?
Well, if the alone one was Wicked, she'd probably ju- Wait. -snatches the clipboard and reads the question- IF THE FAT ONE WAS ME?! -throws the clipboard at him-
► Jerk.
You made me the fat one, jack*ss.
► If you were the fat one, would you jump off the bridge to save 4 of your teammates, or would you let them die?
You really want to die, don't you? NO. If I have to die fat, I'm taking the other four with me!
► Well that is kinda mean.
SO IS MAKING ME THE FAT ONE.
► Where did you grow up? What were your parents like? Did you have a nice childhood?
-stunned out of her rage- I... don't... remember... -face pales-
► WELL THEN
Why must you yell?
► Any siblings? Grandparents? Can you speak another language?
-annoyed now- I just said I don't know. Ask me something I can answer before I break that stupid clipboard over your skull.Mother, I'm not enjoying this. Can you please leave?
-hard stare-
M-moving on ► O-okay, scenario questions! You're Queen of the world! What will you do now?
Give the position to someone else. Bad enough I have to make decisions for Tsukiyomi's sake.
► -stares at clipboard- I-i love you? Will you marry me? o.o''
Your mother doesn't like you very much, does she?
► You meet up with your childhood hero at a local bar. Who is it and what would you do?
Watch them intently and wait until it's just me and the hero before I throw myself at him or her like the rabid, depressingly lonely child I am. Obviously.
► Your pregnant! And you're out of sourdough! What will you do?
Go find a deer to kill and eat raw. Why should an abnormally large belly put the brakes to that?
► The ghost in your house keeps haunting every piece of toast you make. Annoying right? What will you do? Anyone in particular you think would haunt you as a piece of toast?
We've devolved into haunted toast questions now? Really?
► You're a pokemon trainer, you ran into a shiny Bidoof. What do you do?
A... a what? I don't understand the question. What's a Biduff?
► A sparklepire walked into your favorite bar. You have the means necessary to kill it, but there are people around. What do you do?
If it's a man, tackle him when he leaves and pretend to seduce him until the coast is clear. If it's a woman, just kill her in front of everyone. Don't want people to think I'm taken or into women if I'm not, after all...
► You're becoming a ninja. It's your first day and some freak in orange keeps shouting about and for some reason kissed an emo kid just long enough for a picture to be taken. Do you take advantage of the situation?
-mimes taking pictures with a camera- I'll have fun blackmailing them later...
► Your paternity test came in. Insanity is your father. . .
Uhm... okay?
► Did you know that George kills Lenny?
In "Of Mice and Men"? Of course I do. Who doesn't?
► T-there is a spider on your shoulder. . .
Wuss. Like I care.
► No, it seriously is there. . . D ' :
-looks, sees giant-*ss tarantula- Meh. -flicks it off-
► That cake we gave you earlier had fish shaped dirt in there. React.
-raises an eyebrow- Fish-shaped dirt?M-mother. . .these are all rather kinky. . .Do I have to read them
-hard stare-
-comes in- Let me do it! ►-glances at clipboard- Any personal fetish of yours? Don't be shy my friend, we will not judge you here.
Fetish? -blinks- How am I supposed to know that if I don't even remember whether or not I... had a boyfriend... -stares gloomily off into space for a moment-
► Can I be as bold as to ask, are you a virgin?
-still staring into space- I don't know.
► Which way do you swing, lovecake? Hey! That isn't on the clipboard!
-yet staring into space- I'm into men, obvio- EXCUSE ME?!
► -punch- Obviously porn is important, what kind is your favorite?
-embarassed cough- I'm a little... into... the kind where one is... getting handled... by slimy things... and crying... -defensively- You said you wouldn't judge!
► Heyy! You're supposed to be guarding me while I ask the questions! Not make up your own while beating me up!
Shut up, loser kid.
► -punch- who would you like to sleep with? Your choice ~ heheh
Someone who resembles a hog quite a bit less than you, sir.
► You blush too much!
Not that I noticed, but might I add WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SEX.
► -hard stare- -harder stare- -hard stare- Oh! Look at the time! -leaves- -hard stare, sips tea-
That was... interesting.
► Thanks Mother! Isn't she the greatest?
At what? Causing grown men to p*ss themselves?
► So how about Alias's sparkly hat huh? Pretty lame, right?
I like sparkles. Especially silver or white sparkles... like the moon...
► If you could be an animal . . .
-still thinking about the moon-
► Since we're on the topic of animals, assign animals to all your friends! . . . who wrote this garbage?
Your mother did. Hmm... Alias would be an arctic fox, Wicked would be some unspeakably mutated bear-wolf-human thing, Insanity would be a bear of some sort, Phantom would be a lizard or something... Oh, and Chaos would be a Peacock. Or something.
► Anything you would need to see a psychiatrist for?
Does the fact that I enjoy the taste of raw animal flesh mean anything to you?
► Describe your Marval attire. Cape, underwear, tights. The whole shabang.
Something in black and silver. But instead of a mask, I would have black facial paint, and just kind of streak it down my face with my hands. And the cape would be made of the finest silk in shimmering white-silver...
► Okay. Now same thing, but Sailor Moon.
I may kill you after this is over. Be prepared to run away.
► Final question, how do you like your new life? Any new friends?
New life? -blinks- New friends? You dragged me in here out of the middle of the open plains, y' daft fool!Well, that was fun.
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NEXT PLEASE : D
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