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Krazy Kitty Techno

PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 7:38 pm


! ! ! Y e s ! ! !
The one thing we humans need to survive....no not food - JOKES

Corny jokes, Pervy jokes, Blonde jokes


J O K ES X J O K E S X J O K E S

I want orginal jokes, jokes a friend told you, jokes you found while surfing the web.
Share anything an everything you can find.

Oh an as a special treat the BEST jokester shale not only be crowned K i n g // Q u e e n
x O f x C o r n y of that week, but will also receive a gift.
You have the right to name how much you think your gift should be worth...don't know what I mean?

Ex.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hey you, yeah you! Your the King of Corny-ness!!! How much you want your gift to be?

Yay! I'm Corny!!!
Um is between 40k - 60k alright?

Totally!!


Also if you don't want the gift, tell me an I'll just give you gold.
The vote for the royalty of corn will be drawn each week. Seeing as its Sunday though, the drawning will be done on Saturday. Plus if you win you have bragging rights for a whole week!

Anyone can join in, let it be for fun, or glory.
Erm one more thing, don't go crazy with naming your prize money. This is coming out of my own pocket. So don't go "I want a million gold!!!" Keep it reasonable.

If anyone wants to help me vote on the winners tell me an I'll make you um...a judge??? I can't think of a kool name.

So post everyone! Post your blunders, your cousins blunders, an people you could care less about blunders!!!! < - - - Did that make sense?
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2011 7:53 pm


I c e x B r e a k e r >>>

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

Krazy Kitty Techno

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