Something I wrote a bit back
I knew she was different I could see it from afar.
Because we really hit it off when she really raised the bar.
No, she really raised the bar not metaphorically.
So I ran up and asked her a few questions rhetorically.
I asked her for her name and she spoke in binary
But this girl was hot so that was secondary.
She stood up walked to the bathroom saying she needed a charge
I assumed it was slang for a line of coke and waited by the bar
She came out with a bit of fire in her eyes
Real fire, she was melting down and but I didn't know she was a robot in disguise
So we went to my place and I opened up the door
I had a sure thing, this girl was a whore
Took her by the hand and led her to my bedroom
And led myself into my own doom
Her eyes glowed red as she malfunctioned
I guess her being a whore was the wrong assumption
She pushed me to the floor with terrifying force
I had a feeling she didn't want intercourse.
I backed away the girl started speaking in tongues
Oh god what did I do how could I be so dumb
I took home a devil worshiper who probably sacrifices animals
And drinks blood in the pale moonlight just like a cannibal
She spoke the last words in her state of psychotic
And she looked at me and tore off her flesh to show she was robotic
I ran away and nearly fainted from the sight
Time to man up because she looked like she wanted a fight
Her shoulder popped up like Voltron and shot a missile
It wizzed by my head with a simple whistle
Clearly she wasn't down to ******** anymore
So I had to assess the best way to get the b***h out the door
I ran into the hallway for the quickest escape
She grabbed me on the arm and I yelled, "RAPE! RAPE!"
She looked at me angry I said, "Can't I wait for the second date?"
She ripped my clothes off and I was really in a bind
Every robot movie ever was going through my mind
She opened her mouth to show razor sharp fangs
And the back of her throat was full of weird rusted things
Now I look harder there are numbers engraved
Wait that couldn't be real that's insane
What I had to do was now easy to know
All I had to do was say her kill code
I spoke it without a moment of hesitation
She backed up and started to sparking and shaking
Oh this can't be real she must be faking
She burst into flames and melted into place
And now the only thing left was figments of her face
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