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As the opening notes of Orgasmatron by Motorhead begin to play, the audience erupts in a storm of boos and the lights in the arena go dark, save for a single blood red spotlight in the center of the stage. The words "Major Devastation" form in blood across the titantron before fading into a montage of the most brutal moments of the Master of Disaster's EGW matches.

I AM THE ONE, ORGASMATRON, THE OUTSTRETCHED, GRASPING HAND
MY IMAGE IS OF AGONY, MY SERVANTS RAPE THE LAND
OBSEQUIOUS AND ARROGANT, CLANDESTINE AND VAIN
TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF MISERY, OF TORTURE IN MY NAME
HYPOCRISY MADE PARAMOUNT, PARANOIA THE LAW
MY NAME IS CALLED RELIGION, SADISTIC, SACRED WHORE!

He rises slowly from below the stage as he raises his left hand high overhead in a clenched fist. As the lift stops, Major Devastation mockingly salutes the crowd as red, white and blue fountains of sparks spray around him and his alternating green and brown strobe lights begin flashing before he slowly starts making his way down the ramp.

"Now making his way to the ring...weighing in at two-hundred and seventy pounds, from San Antonio, Texas...he is 'THE MASTER OF DISASTER' MAJOR DEVASTATION!"

I TWIST THE TRUTH, I RULE THE WORLD, MY CROWN IS CALLED DECEIT
I AM THE EMPEROR OF LIES, YOU GROVEL AT MY FEET
I ROB YOU AND I SLAUGHTER YOU, YOUR DOWNFALL IS MY GAIN.
AND STILL YOU PLAY THE SYCOPHANT AND REVEL IN YOUR PAIN.
ALL MY PROMISES ARE LIES, AND ALL MY LOVE IS HATE
I AM THE POLITICIAN, AND I DECIDE YOUR FATE!

As the big Texan slowly made his way down the ramp to the ring, drinking in the hatred of the fans, he continued to egg them on by taunting them every step of the way.

I MARCH BEFORE A MARTYRED WORLD, AN ARMY FOR THE FIGHT
I SPEAK OF GREAT HEROIC DAYS, OF VICTORY AND MIGHT!
I HOLD A BANNER DRENCHED IN BLOOD, I URGE YOU TO BE BRAVE
I LEAD YOU TO YOUR DESTINY, I LEAD YOU TO YOUR GRAVE!
YOUR BONES WILL BUILD MY PALACES, YOUR EYES WILL STUD MY CROWN
FOR I AM MARS, THE GOD OF WAR, AND I WILL CUT YOU DOWN!

As he reaches the side of the ring, he performs a standing leap onto the ring apron before stepping between the top and middle ropes to enter the ring itself. He climbs the turnbuckles and begins taunting the crowd before hopping down and waiting for his opponents to make their respective entrances.

Lovehatehero's I'll Make It To The Brigades blasts thru the arena as a young masked man appears from a flurry of smoke crawling out to the stage with a dog collar and chain wrapped around his neck appealing to the crowd as the announcer introduces him

"Making his way to the ring from Anaheim,California weighing in at 215 lbs 'The Unstable' Kid Omega

Kid then walks down the aisle and then climbs up to the apron and onto the turnbuckle and strikes the mutoh "love" pose for the crowd before performing a moonsault into the ring posing one last time with his arms crossed in the straight-edge X he then proceeds to remove his collar & chain tearing his shirt off and throwing it into the crowd

Once the bell rang, the former EGW Champion sprang into action, and he had a lot of frustrations to vent. Major would try to quickly shoot in and catch Rosario with a double leg takedown. If successful, Devastation would try to get into a mounted position and start pummeling his opponent with closed fist shots to the head.

Rosario was taken by surprise and because of that he was on the ground holding his head as the punches came at a flurry.

Rosario was being pummeled and tried to block then he could hear the referee come and try and get major off of him.

((after much delay I am finally back, for now))

Omega watched as Major devastation was walking toward him and he attempted to take the big man's feet out from under him with a Low Dropkick attempt

((auto recover))

After laying on the mat for a moment to regain his composure, Major quickly brought himself back up to his feet and would try to bring Omega back to his feet. If successful, he would promptly try to send him back to the mat with a snap suplex.