Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute
Just lemme strike a chord,
I'll tell you how I became the God of Discord.
In West Lufenia, born and raised
In the war was where I spent most of my days
chillin’ out max and relaxin' all cool,
or deploying some war tactics with my chosen fools
When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
starting making manikin’s in my neighborhood!
I got in one little fight and the Great Will got scared
He said "You’re going to fight Cosmos and her warriors over there!"
I begged and pleaded with him day after day,
But he packed my warriors and sent me on my way,
Destruction of everything, even friends, is my thicket
I got my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it!"
Eternal Conflict, yo this is bad,
Killing Cosmos warriors, who’re being a pain in my a**,
Got Garland working as my slave
Hmmmm... This might be alright!
But wait, I hear they're pissy, bitchy and all that,
Is this the type of place they just sent this cool cat?
I don't think so,
I'll see if I get bored,
I hope they're prepared, for the God of Discord!
Well a,
got to the battlefield and when I came out,
Warrior of Light is just standin' there with his crystal out,
I ain't tryin' to get killed yet
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness like lightnin', disappeared!
I wound up in the Edge of Discord and things were unclear
Because I couldn't kill the warriors for losing the war here
If anything, I could say that these warriors were game;
but I thought, “Nah forget it, this is totally lame!”
I killed Cosmos loads of times, about, seven or eight
and I yelled at the manikin’s "Yo, Homes, smell ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was utterly bored
so I sat on my throne as the God of Discord!
