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CONTEST - YO MAMA!(OPEN)

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Twisting Bliss

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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:28 pm

Hey Everyone!
Welcome to YO MAMA!
This Contest Should be super fun!
Mmmk,
Let me explain it step by step!

1►Read the rules.

2►Post a 'Yo Mama' Joke,Exaple: Yo Mama is so fat...Yo Mama is so Stupid,ect.

3►Chat with everyone (:

4►HAVE FUN.

How do you know when you win?
I'll take the jokes I find the funniest and post them in the entrys,
Then when I have enough I'll make a poll asking who is the funniest.
Who ever gets the most votes wins.

Whats the prize for winning?
First place: 5,000
Second place:2,500
: D

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:42 pm

RULES
1► Follow ToS
2► Follow guild rules
3► Don't be rude to any participants unless its a Yo Mama joke.

Twisting Bliss

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Twisting Bliss

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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:44 pm

FUNNIEST YO MAMA JOKES
1►"Yo mammas so fat; when she farts, earthquakes happen around the world, children start dropping like flies, and linzey lohan turns into a cupcake. " - Tomoru-chan

2►"Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " " - Vanilla Dawn

3►"Yo momma so stupid she put quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent. " - Im_Bull3t_Proof

4►"Yo mama's so fat, Choji told her to lose weight!" - The Rasmussen

5►"Yo momma's so fat she has a smaller fat person orbitting her! " -
PandoraCaitiff

6►"Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. " -tasha000

7►"Yo Momma so stupid that she climbed over a clear glass wall to see what was on the other side"- 2 Sun Goddess

8►"Yo mama so fat, when God said "let there be light" He told her to get the out the way." -florax

9►"Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order"
-iLydiaBear

LET THE VOTING BEGIN!