|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:34 pm
The show has just begun! The intro pyro has been set-off, lighting up the arena as the crowd roars for the start of Wrestlemania!
Suddenly, Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the arena and the crowd gives a HUGE cheer for the entrance of 'The Talented One' Cartwright. He appears on the entrance ramp and looks around at the huge crowd he is appearing in-front of. As he makes his way towards the ring, a special pyro set goes off behind him. White and red pyro shoot across the arena from the left and right of the entrance ramp which gets another loud cheer.
Cartwright receives a mic and enters the ring. He stands in the middle and poses for the fans as his theme music is faded-out. The crowd is still cheering as the music stops and chants 'CARTWRIGHT'.
"Ladies and Gentlemen.......weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelcoooooooooooooooome to WRESTLEMANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The crowd is whipped into another frenzy as Cartwright clears his throat after that outburst.
"And here's your host..........MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Cartwright points towards himself and has a cheesy grin on his face, causing the fans to laugh.
"That's my game show host impression over and done with! You know it's a special occasion when XCW decides to give me pyro right?"
He jokes to cheers. Cartwright sees a sign in the crowd which says, "Where's my tea?" which he points at and laughs at.
"Seriously though, yes, I am your host of tonight's show! The first man ever to host XCWs Wrestlemania! What a honour this is! But now to get straight back to my job. Let's run through tonight's show so that everybody knows what to expect and get excited for!"
"The opening contest for tonight's event is for the XCW Cruiserweight Championship! Lita defends her Championship against Jed! My old Talented Express tag team partner!"
The crowd cheers for the match but boos the mention of Jed.
"Now I would have a knock at Jed, saying how the mighty have fallen, but at least he is on the card tonight and challenging for a title no-less! But I will be watching this match with interest along with the fans to watch Lita humiliate and embarrass Jed at Wrestlemania!"
The crowd cheers! A chant starts of "Beaten by a girl!"
"The next match is Mickie James vs Lana Leone! Lana aims to remove Mickie from XCW, claiming that Mickie is not the woman she used to be! Can Mickie prove her wrong tonight folks?"
The fans cheer in support of Mickie James!
"Following that match we will see Wilhelm Seitz vs Rosario in a Xtreme rules match! These are two new names here to me, both will be aiming to make a huge impact at Wrestlemania with a win here tonight to move them up the ranks here in XCW! Things got heated between these two on Xtreme Impact, I hope the Nazi gets his arse kicked all the way back to Berlin! The Brit, Jamie Cope, who teamed with him on Warzone is a damn traitor to my country as far as I'm concerned!"
"The night will continue to get extreme as the legendary Undertaker faces Swoll in a Last Ride match! Who is Swoll? I predict a victory for The Deadman tonight. I bet a grand on him, that is how confident I am. Swoll may be the bodyguard of Young Money.....again who.......but it is Swolls own body that he will be looking after following tonight's match!"
"Next Robert Orman faces Matt Draven in a falls count anywhere match! This is a rematch from Xtreme Impact. Robert Orman was Disqualified for using a steel chair on Draven in that match, but tonight he can't be disqualified for anything! Now I know Robert, he is one tough man! Draven is going to have to be fast, hit hard and survive to win this match!"
"For the XCW Inter-Star championship, Snypa defends his championship against Brandon Damone under a sixty minute Xtreme Ironman rules match! This match should be a classic! Now everybody knows about the history between me and Snypa so nobody will be surprised when I announce that I want Brandon to wrestle that title away from that pyromaniac! Fire, fire, fire....."
The crowd joins in with Cartwright, shouting together, "BURN! BURN! BURN!" to cheers and laughs.
"Here is yet another exciting match tonight at Wrestlemania! Zarel Damone vs Ken Armand in a stretcher match! There is no doubt in my mind that the man I am now guiding to infinity and beyond here in XCW, Zarel Damone, will be the man walking out of this arena following his match! I am so confident in-fact, I bet another grand on the outcome! Zarel is going to shut the mouth of this whining brat once and for all!"
"Finally in the Main Event we have a interesting situation. The XCW Undisputed Champion Harli defends his title against the number one contender Kid Omega......and the XCW Tag Team Championships are on the line also as Chrono enters this match, making it a Triple Threat Match! Not only a triple threat match, but a elimination hell in a cell match, where falls count anywhere in, on and around the cell! Can everyone's favourite Australian successfully defend his title and win the XCW Tag Team Championships? Will The God of Time claim the XCW Undisputed Championship and graciously pause following his win for those with the benefit of flash photography? I would love to see the underdog of the match, Kid Omega, make history tonight and claim both titles! Oh, and how does one man defend tag team Championships by himself? Did he use his godly time skills to clone himself?!"
"After all that nattering, I need a drink! My role here is done! Enjoy the evenings entertainment XCW and my believers in Talentism, I know I will, I'm going to be winning a couple of bets!"
The crowd roars once more as Bodies by Drowning Pool hits the arena and Cartwright makes his way to the back.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:42 pm
Before Cart can exit to the back, he's stopped by Chrono and Yuke who come out of the back.
"You're the host of XCW's Wrestlemania? Just when I thought it couldn't get any lower, they decide to have you host. Jarel must have lost his mind. You see no one cares about you, they came to see me become the first ever Undisputed, Unified Tag Team Champion. They came to see what I'll do to her, after I win oh and will be stuff.
But I digress that is then, and this is now. And speaking of now, what you are is a hollowed misshapen shell of a man. You're broken emotionally, mentally and physically. I suppose there's nothing left aside from breaking your spirit.
How's your baby EEW by the way? You know that company that I took right out from under you? Slowly dying ever since I bought it, I may not own it anymore but the damage is done.
You ask how does one man defend his tag titles, because I am exactly what you and everyone else call me. I am the God of Time.
And I know that yours has ended."
Chrono said as Yuke did a split and attempted to punch Cartwright in the nads, and if successful Chrono would attempt to bicycle kick Cartwright off the stage into the cement below.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:12 pm
Cartwright laughs as wrestling's golden couple grace him with their immortal presence.
"Awwww, I was expecting a compliment from you Chrono. You have broken my heart and torn it into a million little tiny pieces of sorrow. Obviously you care enough about me to make a appearance during my segment to catch some of my heat, it's much appreciated. I was burning-up out here on my own. You know what, you are right.....everyone in this arena and watching at home are watching to see you, aren't you all?"
Cartwright asks the crowd, who boo on-cue with the intensity of one thousand suns.
"You say that I am broken emotionally, mentally and physically. Well....only one of those is true. My mind is as sharp as ever and my emotions are as varied as Lady Gaga's wardrobe. Thank you for your concern over my baby, I sold it for a hefty sum.....I could have sold it for tons more before you ran rampant with it, beat it down and gave it a few unwanted STDs mind. You sure did do your damage to it good and proper. Bravo. How's your kid? Our children used to get on so well together, whatever changed between them? Oh yeah, mine realised yours was leeching off its name like a parasite."
"I have called you the God of Time. But I guess the oozing sarcasm never registered inside that vacant head of yours!"
Cartwright waited for a response, not quite ready to no-sell yet.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:27 pm
"My child is doing just fine actually, and I don't know what you're talking about. I mean considering mine use to pick on yours in the school yard and make yours eat mud. but you already knew that. But what you should know is..."
*insert actions of previous post*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:36 pm
Cartwright receives a swift and bitter punch to the nads which drops him to the floor as security dashes in-front of the two rabble raisers who are causing such shenanigans. The crowd boos The God of Time and Yuke loudly and crudely, many pointing their thumbs down or worse as Cartwright protects his ball bearings on the floor.
Ambulances are called as they pick up the twisted body known as Cart out of broken tables and such.
^Tables? When did this happen?! My edited ending was much better!
-Cartwright 09/05/11
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 9:20 am
((What happened to the other post? Mr. Reefer?!))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 9:39 am
Cartwright ((What happened to the other post? Mr. Reefer?!)) ((I deleted it, I don't deal with reals period)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 9:56 am
Yukari Clepsydra Cartwright ((What happened to the other post? Mr. Reefer?!)) ((I deleted it, I don't deal with reals period) ((Fair enough, can't add anything else to this angle anyway, it'd be overkill.))
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
