Hihi and welcome to my Homestuck auditions.~
Since we're apart of a Homestuck Guild, I don't think I need to tell you about the webcomic, riiiiggghhhht?
Rules:
1. Everything must be emailed to [email]miaka-tanaka@hotmail.com[/email]. Please put your username and the character(s) you are auditioning for somewhere in the email.
2. Every audition must be either WAV or MP3.
3. Do not flame anyone.
4. No glubbing around!
5. I shouldn't even have to say this, but have a good quality mic. All bad quality auditions will be denied. I'm not saying you have to have like.. a $500.00 mic in order to audition. Just don't have a crap ton of static. I just need to be able to understand you.~
6. Have fun.
YOUTUBE VIIIIDEO? Yep! Spent all night working on it.~ If it's easier for you to send your auditions in a YouTube response, click here!
Deadline: June 18th. After that, I'll start scouting people.
Characters:
I do not own any art I post!
Kids:
John Egbert:
"remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER."
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium, dorky.
About John: John's physical appearance could be described as a short stumpy kid with black messy hair. He has an obvious nerdy look about him. John's interests are bad movies, webcomics, and video games. He enjoys paranormal lore and magic tricks, the latter of which he also performs. John tends to be a bit of a goof, making bad jokes and using off-beat and subtle irony to make humor. John has a typical nerd nature in that he is very passive, and he follows commands more easily than the others, complying with commands not because of their logical sense but because the command told him to. He is more prone to stupid ideas than his friends and is made out to be the butt of a lot of jokes with his chats to them through Pesterchum, a chat device similar to AIM, or MSN.
Line 1: Aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhh! How did you find me?! I changed my chum handle to ditch you guys! How did you find me? .. Friendship isn't an emotion ******** 2: Yes, it is understandable because you are really attractive. I am attracted to you. Jk. Haha. No, I don't have it yet. My dad has the mail and I guess I have to go get it from him and see if it's there.
Karkat Vantas
"HI AGAIN, IDIOT."
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium, medium-low, very grouchy and rude.
Typing quirk: ALL CAPS, sometimes confuses object and subject pronouns.
Zodiac sign: Cancer.
About Karkat: Karkat is a crab in more ways than one. He constantly insults others in the style of a stereotypical internet troll, supporting his arguments with what seems to be empty logic. In keeping with the crabby theme of his personality, he never smiles and he can also be seen screaming or pounding his fists against his keyboard when talking to the other trolls. He is not particularly patient as when explaining himself, he makes even his most sound advice appear to be random insults and he becomes visibly aggravated when other people are having fun.
Line 1: Hi again, idiot! So I guess today is the day you ******** everything up. Is there nothing I can do to change your mind? You don't get that I am better and smarter than you in every way, forever? You don't get that because you're incredibly STUPID.
Line 2: Yeah, I get it wise guy, you're a ******** clown, who cares?! Quit the bullshit partyclown antics and get your a** back here! The s**t has hit the whirling device, and you could be in serious danger out there! .. What? Dude, are you okay?! You're really weirding me out! Oh God.. No, no, no! Please don't tell me you went crazy, I couldn't take that on top of all this! Gamzee, please no! Oh God, oh man, oh God! (Is completely terrified of Gamzee here.)
Gamzee Makara:
"hOnK."
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium-low. Before going insane: Chill/high. After going insane: .. Quiet terrifying.
Typing quirk: Before going insane: AlTeRnAtInG cApS, swears very often, usually using ********. After going insane: dual personalties, changes from all caps to no caps between lines, and swears even more while on his uppercase lines.
Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
About Gamzee: Gamzee appears to be the troll equivalent of a juggalo, belonging to a cult of capricious minstrels, and his text is littered with references to juggalo subculture. Though he swears quite a bit, he is a very good natured and laid back troll. He is without question a supportive friend and will do things and make sacrifices, even stop eating sopor-slime pies and drinking his wicked elixir, Faygo, at the request of a friend. Because of his magnanimous personality, Gamzee will frequently act as an adviser or even therapist to his friends.
Line 1: Honk, honk, honk!! Awww brother, now you all ******** and up and done it. You are ********' wheel deep in a big, sloppy massacre pie topped with ********' whipped rhyme. How stict are those beats at, ********?
Line 2: And now.. AND ******** NOW. I am going to ********' kill all you ********. I AM GOING TO ******** KILL ALL YOU ********. And paint the wicked pictures with your ********' blood. FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES. Your crushed bones will make my special stardust. WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. Honk, HONK, honk, HOOOOONK.
Sollux Captor:
"2hiit head"
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium. Pre-blind Sollux talks with a lisp. With blind Sollux, his lisp is gone. He tends to be bipolar, and is somewhat of a smartass when he is pre-blind Sollux. After he becomes blind, Sollux becomes more okay with things.
Typing quirk: Pre-blind: Replaces "s" with "2"; doubles all "i"s; writes "to" and "too" as "two"; writes "lisp" as "lii2p"/ Blind: replaces o with 0s.
Zodiac sign: Gemini.
About Sollux: Sollux lives in a large city filled with skyscrapers known as "communal hive stems". He is a well-known hacker, and has a lot of experience with computer programs. Sollux is said to have bipolar disorder: getting mood swings to the point of sending the player away before naming him just to change his mind after the scene switched. He is also self-deprecating and beats himself up about little things such as how he doesn't think he is good enough as a hacker even when he is apeshit bananas at computers. Because of his zodiac sign of Gemini, he has a penchant for bifurcation and duality, often splitting things into red and blue. In keeping with his zodiac theme, his appearance emphasizes duality. He has two sets of horns instead of one, glasses with hetero-chromatic lenses, and two mismatched shoes.
Line 1: Oh God, no.. don't run that, I'm serious! .. I'm not sure, but it would be really, really bad if you ran it. You are the dumbest ******** on the planet, I swear. ..KK, DO NOT RUN THAT CODE! ..Hello??? ..oh my god.
Line 2: Maybe I just want to give the red and blue thing a rest for a change and not make it so it's like, "Oh look, it's that predictable ******** with those two stupid colors."
Aradia Megido:
LOOKING FOR AN UNDERSTUDY
"we are d00med"
Gender: Female.
Voice: Medium, calm, seems bored most of the time.
Typing quirk: Pre-Death/Ghost: there is typically a pr0n0unced h0ll0wness t0 her w0rds. after self-pr0t0typing she started having rand0m fits 0f unc0ntr0llable 'ribbit's. After Revival: no capitalization or punctuation.
Zodiac sign: Aries.
About Araida: Aradia lost most of her interest in ordinary activities after her death, and now appears to be constantly bored. Her ability to hear the dead, including her ancestors, may have also contributed to her archeological exploits. Before her death, she seems to have been happier and more enthusiastic, complimenting Tavros on his sense of fun while playing Flarp. It also appears that she enjoyed the movies of Troll Indiana Jones, which likely influenced her decision to be an archeologist and to use the whipkind strife specibus. She has since stopped caring about both archeology and role playing, along with essentially all of her former interests.
Line 1: But you like to talk to me.. this a fact, not a question. They told me. .. Why do you like to talk to me? Sollux, I actually would like it if you were happy.
Line 2: Not really. I'm OK with it. I'm OK with a lot of things, even our inevitable failure.. though it will briefly masquerade as victory. It cannot be stopped. Meteors are in route, you know this Sollux.
Equius Zahhak:
LOOKING FOR AN UNDERSTUDY
"D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses"
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium-low. Can be awkward, and disturbing. Nice to high-leveled blood Trolls, rude to low-leveled ones.
Typing quirk: With Bow and Arrow at the ready ("D -->"), he takes eÎption to 100d language unbefitting of b100 b100ds. Capitalizes STRONG, all derivatives, and the first letter of sentences. No ending punctuation. Replaces the word "nay" with "neigh", along with various other horse/cow puns.
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
About Equius: Equius is a complicated and disturbing troll. He is a firm believer in the blood-caste system and believes you should respect those higher than you and is personally disgusted by those who are lower. He believes you are not only allowed, but obligated to boss around anyone who is lower-ranked than you and to accept and obey orders from anyone who is higher-ranked. He believes "highbloods" should act with elegance and authority and "gutterbloods" should act with crass and submission, and most importantly, highbloods and gutterbloods should not fraternize. Any deviation from this pattern flusters him greatly.
Line 1: Archery is among the highest and most exceptional crafts, held in tremendous regard by the most aloof classes for centures. (Nepeta says, "You suck at archery") .. No.. no! No, I don't..
Line 2: Have I ever told you what a reprehensible disgrace you are? I'm not in a very good mood. There are a few things I'd like to get off my chest.
Kanaya Maryam:
LOOKING FOR AN UNDERSTUDY
"Everyone Has An Important Job To Do"
Gender: Female.
Voice: Medium. Calm.
Typing quirk: Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word, wordy language, no punctuation.
Zodiac sign: Virgo.
About Kanaya: Kanaya is a unique troll in the sense that she has the unusual ability to withstand the sunlight of Alternia, even going to the extent of enjoying its rays. She is the only troll yet to have taken a liking to the art of landscaping, using her chainsaw/lipstick to saw away at the trees to create topiary outside of her hive. Kanaya is also very creative, taking a particular interest in fashion and colorful patterns. She is also an avid reader of horror and romance novels, and also has a fascination for Alternia's version of vampires.
Line 1: Overstating our relationship won't make me feel very cooperative. I don't GOT to, and every time you take my help for granted, I feel like I got to a little less.
Line 2: Hey. You seem more excited than usual.. or less. I can't tell. Help me tell without saying glub. ..I'm going to type this face now.. even though no one knows how to make a mouth do a question shape like that.
Eridan Ampora:
LOOKING FOR AN UNDERSTUDY
"im not goin to vvery wwell kill you am i that wwould be ******** unconscionable"
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium-low. Let's just say that Eridan is kind of.. a d**k.
Typing quirk: Doubles 'w', doubles 'v', no 'g' in words ending in '-ing', eg. "somethin", no punctuation, no capitalization, refers to trolls by shortened names, often uses "a" in place of "an" or "of". I know there's some people that don't really know how to sound for Eridan. Some people don't stutter the w's, and some people both stutter the w's and the v's. I heard that his w's need to be stuttered, and his v's need to sound like w's. Apparently, Hussie said this himself.
Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
About Eridan: Eridan has an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history. His passion for these extravagant stories of conquest and glory lends itself to his overly theatrical mannerisms and his massive ego. As a result, people tend to see him as a "bit of a tool". He also likes magic and wizards, even though he knows that magic obviously doesn't exist. He loathes Land Dwellers and the litter they produce. His hate for Land Dwellers extends to such a level that he has devoted himself to killing them all, as a result of an overpowering genocide complex.
Line 1: Kan, make her talk to me.. do somethin'. W-who? Your no good connivin' ********' backstabbin' girl cruch, that's w-who! So help me out.. tell her to talk to me, I think she blocked me, you got to!
Line 2: Fef, hey. Glub. Nothins on my mind. W-why can't I just ********' talk and glub at you for reasons I don't have? W-well fine, but you don't w-want to hear it. Uhuh, w-whatever. Yeah, w-well.. Ok, since w-we are the PALEST OF PALS A GUY COULD EVER ASK FOR. I w-will tell you. Even though you w-will only humor me as usual since you don't agree w-with my agenda. Any of my agendas really. None of the agenda.. none of them..
Since we're apart of a Homestuck Guild, I don't think I need to tell you about the webcomic, riiiiggghhhht?
Rules:
1. Everything must be emailed to [email]miaka-tanaka@hotmail.com[/email]. Please put your username and the character(s) you are auditioning for somewhere in the email.
2. Every audition must be either WAV or MP3.
3. Do not flame anyone.
4. No glubbing around!
5. I shouldn't even have to say this, but have a good quality mic. All bad quality auditions will be denied. I'm not saying you have to have like.. a $500.00 mic in order to audition. Just don't have a crap ton of static. I just need to be able to understand you.~
6. Have fun.
YOUTUBE VIIIIDEO? Yep! Spent all night working on it.~ If it's easier for you to send your auditions in a YouTube response, click here!
Deadline: June 18th. After that, I'll start scouting people.
Characters:
I do not own any art I post!
Kids:
John Egbert:
"remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER."
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium, dorky.
About John: John's physical appearance could be described as a short stumpy kid with black messy hair. He has an obvious nerdy look about him. John's interests are bad movies, webcomics, and video games. He enjoys paranormal lore and magic tricks, the latter of which he also performs. John tends to be a bit of a goof, making bad jokes and using off-beat and subtle irony to make humor. John has a typical nerd nature in that he is very passive, and he follows commands more easily than the others, complying with commands not because of their logical sense but because the command told him to. He is more prone to stupid ideas than his friends and is made out to be the butt of a lot of jokes with his chats to them through Pesterchum, a chat device similar to AIM, or MSN.
Line 1: Aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhh! How did you find me?! I changed my chum handle to ditch you guys! How did you find me? .. Friendship isn't an emotion ******** 2: Yes, it is understandable because you are really attractive. I am attracted to you. Jk. Haha. No, I don't have it yet. My dad has the mail and I guess I have to go get it from him and see if it's there.
Karkat Vantas
"HI AGAIN, IDIOT."
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium, medium-low, very grouchy and rude.
Typing quirk: ALL CAPS, sometimes confuses object and subject pronouns.
Zodiac sign: Cancer.
About Karkat: Karkat is a crab in more ways than one. He constantly insults others in the style of a stereotypical internet troll, supporting his arguments with what seems to be empty logic. In keeping with the crabby theme of his personality, he never smiles and he can also be seen screaming or pounding his fists against his keyboard when talking to the other trolls. He is not particularly patient as when explaining himself, he makes even his most sound advice appear to be random insults and he becomes visibly aggravated when other people are having fun.
Line 1: Hi again, idiot! So I guess today is the day you ******** everything up. Is there nothing I can do to change your mind? You don't get that I am better and smarter than you in every way, forever? You don't get that because you're incredibly STUPID.
Line 2: Yeah, I get it wise guy, you're a ******** clown, who cares?! Quit the bullshit partyclown antics and get your a** back here! The s**t has hit the whirling device, and you could be in serious danger out there! .. What? Dude, are you okay?! You're really weirding me out! Oh God.. No, no, no! Please don't tell me you went crazy, I couldn't take that on top of all this! Gamzee, please no! Oh God, oh man, oh God! (Is completely terrified of Gamzee here.)
Gamzee Makara:
"hOnK."
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium-low. Before going insane: Chill/high. After going insane: .. Quiet terrifying.
Typing quirk: Before going insane: AlTeRnAtInG cApS, swears very often, usually using ********. After going insane: dual personalties, changes from all caps to no caps between lines, and swears even more while on his uppercase lines.
Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
About Gamzee: Gamzee appears to be the troll equivalent of a juggalo, belonging to a cult of capricious minstrels, and his text is littered with references to juggalo subculture. Though he swears quite a bit, he is a very good natured and laid back troll. He is without question a supportive friend and will do things and make sacrifices, even stop eating sopor-slime pies and drinking his wicked elixir, Faygo, at the request of a friend. Because of his magnanimous personality, Gamzee will frequently act as an adviser or even therapist to his friends.
Line 1: Honk, honk, honk!! Awww brother, now you all ******** and up and done it. You are ********' wheel deep in a big, sloppy massacre pie topped with ********' whipped rhyme. How stict are those beats at, ********?
Line 2: And now.. AND ******** NOW. I am going to ********' kill all you ********. I AM GOING TO ******** KILL ALL YOU ********. And paint the wicked pictures with your ********' blood. FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES. Your crushed bones will make my special stardust. WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. Honk, HONK, honk, HOOOOONK.
Sollux Captor:
"2hiit head"
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium. Pre-blind Sollux talks with a lisp. With blind Sollux, his lisp is gone. He tends to be bipolar, and is somewhat of a smartass when he is pre-blind Sollux. After he becomes blind, Sollux becomes more okay with things.
Typing quirk: Pre-blind: Replaces "s" with "2"; doubles all "i"s; writes "to" and "too" as "two"; writes "lisp" as "lii2p"/ Blind: replaces o with 0s.
Zodiac sign: Gemini.
About Sollux: Sollux lives in a large city filled with skyscrapers known as "communal hive stems". He is a well-known hacker, and has a lot of experience with computer programs. Sollux is said to have bipolar disorder: getting mood swings to the point of sending the player away before naming him just to change his mind after the scene switched. He is also self-deprecating and beats himself up about little things such as how he doesn't think he is good enough as a hacker even when he is apeshit bananas at computers. Because of his zodiac sign of Gemini, he has a penchant for bifurcation and duality, often splitting things into red and blue. In keeping with his zodiac theme, his appearance emphasizes duality. He has two sets of horns instead of one, glasses with hetero-chromatic lenses, and two mismatched shoes.
Line 1: Oh God, no.. don't run that, I'm serious! .. I'm not sure, but it would be really, really bad if you ran it. You are the dumbest ******** on the planet, I swear. ..KK, DO NOT RUN THAT CODE! ..Hello??? ..oh my god.
Line 2: Maybe I just want to give the red and blue thing a rest for a change and not make it so it's like, "Oh look, it's that predictable ******** with those two stupid colors."
Aradia Megido:
LOOKING FOR AN UNDERSTUDY
"we are d00med"
Gender: Female.
Voice: Medium, calm, seems bored most of the time.
Typing quirk: Pre-Death/Ghost: there is typically a pr0n0unced h0ll0wness t0 her w0rds. after self-pr0t0typing she started having rand0m fits 0f unc0ntr0llable 'ribbit's. After Revival: no capitalization or punctuation.
Zodiac sign: Aries.
About Araida: Aradia lost most of her interest in ordinary activities after her death, and now appears to be constantly bored. Her ability to hear the dead, including her ancestors, may have also contributed to her archeological exploits. Before her death, she seems to have been happier and more enthusiastic, complimenting Tavros on his sense of fun while playing Flarp. It also appears that she enjoyed the movies of Troll Indiana Jones, which likely influenced her decision to be an archeologist and to use the whipkind strife specibus. She has since stopped caring about both archeology and role playing, along with essentially all of her former interests.
Line 1: But you like to talk to me.. this a fact, not a question. They told me. .. Why do you like to talk to me? Sollux, I actually would like it if you were happy.
Line 2: Not really. I'm OK with it. I'm OK with a lot of things, even our inevitable failure.. though it will briefly masquerade as victory. It cannot be stopped. Meteors are in route, you know this Sollux.
Equius Zahhak:
LOOKING FOR AN UNDERSTUDY
"D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses"
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium-low. Can be awkward, and disturbing. Nice to high-leveled blood Trolls, rude to low-leveled ones.
Typing quirk: With Bow and Arrow at the ready ("D -->"), he takes eÎption to 100d language unbefitting of b100 b100ds. Capitalizes STRONG, all derivatives, and the first letter of sentences. No ending punctuation. Replaces the word "nay" with "neigh", along with various other horse/cow puns.
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
About Equius: Equius is a complicated and disturbing troll. He is a firm believer in the blood-caste system and believes you should respect those higher than you and is personally disgusted by those who are lower. He believes you are not only allowed, but obligated to boss around anyone who is lower-ranked than you and to accept and obey orders from anyone who is higher-ranked. He believes "highbloods" should act with elegance and authority and "gutterbloods" should act with crass and submission, and most importantly, highbloods and gutterbloods should not fraternize. Any deviation from this pattern flusters him greatly.
Line 1: Archery is among the highest and most exceptional crafts, held in tremendous regard by the most aloof classes for centures. (Nepeta says, "You suck at archery") .. No.. no! No, I don't..
Line 2: Have I ever told you what a reprehensible disgrace you are? I'm not in a very good mood. There are a few things I'd like to get off my chest.
Kanaya Maryam:
LOOKING FOR AN UNDERSTUDY
"Everyone Has An Important Job To Do"
Gender: Female.
Voice: Medium. Calm.
Typing quirk: Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word, wordy language, no punctuation.
Zodiac sign: Virgo.
About Kanaya: Kanaya is a unique troll in the sense that she has the unusual ability to withstand the sunlight of Alternia, even going to the extent of enjoying its rays. She is the only troll yet to have taken a liking to the art of landscaping, using her chainsaw/lipstick to saw away at the trees to create topiary outside of her hive. Kanaya is also very creative, taking a particular interest in fashion and colorful patterns. She is also an avid reader of horror and romance novels, and also has a fascination for Alternia's version of vampires.
Line 1: Overstating our relationship won't make me feel very cooperative. I don't GOT to, and every time you take my help for granted, I feel like I got to a little less.
Line 2: Hey. You seem more excited than usual.. or less. I can't tell. Help me tell without saying glub. ..I'm going to type this face now.. even though no one knows how to make a mouth do a question shape like that.
Eridan Ampora:
LOOKING FOR AN UNDERSTUDY
"im not goin to vvery wwell kill you am i that wwould be ******** unconscionable"
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium-low. Let's just say that Eridan is kind of.. a d**k.
Typing quirk: Doubles 'w', doubles 'v', no 'g' in words ending in '-ing', eg. "somethin", no punctuation, no capitalization, refers to trolls by shortened names, often uses "a" in place of "an" or "of". I know there's some people that don't really know how to sound for Eridan. Some people don't stutter the w's, and some people both stutter the w's and the v's. I heard that his w's need to be stuttered, and his v's need to sound like w's. Apparently, Hussie said this himself.
Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
About Eridan: Eridan has an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history. His passion for these extravagant stories of conquest and glory lends itself to his overly theatrical mannerisms and his massive ego. As a result, people tend to see him as a "bit of a tool". He also likes magic and wizards, even though he knows that magic obviously doesn't exist. He loathes Land Dwellers and the litter they produce. His hate for Land Dwellers extends to such a level that he has devoted himself to killing them all, as a result of an overpowering genocide complex.
Line 1: Kan, make her talk to me.. do somethin'. W-who? Your no good connivin' ********' backstabbin' girl cruch, that's w-who! So help me out.. tell her to talk to me, I think she blocked me, you got to!
Line 2: Fef, hey. Glub. Nothins on my mind. W-why can't I just ********' talk and glub at you for reasons I don't have? W-well fine, but you don't w-want to hear it. Uhuh, w-whatever. Yeah, w-well.. Ok, since w-we are the PALEST OF PALS A GUY COULD EVER ASK FOR. I w-will tell you. Even though you w-will only humor me as usual since you don't agree w-with my agenda. Any of my agendas really. None of the agenda.. none of them..
Exiles:
The Exiles are the secondary characters dwelling on the post-apocalyptic Earth in Homestuck. They are ex-agents sent to reintroduce civilization and assist SBURB players.
Warweary Villein/Wayward Vagabond/Wizardly Vassal/WV:
"YOU THERE, BOY."
Gender: Male
Voice: Medium. Act rude when typing in all caps. When he's not typing in caps, act polite.
Typing style: ALL CAPS AND RUDE. no caps and polite.
About WV: WV is a mysterious wanderer who exists 'years in the future, but not many'. Prior to becoming an Exile, he was a Dersite Pawn known as the Warweary Villein.
Line 1: Boy! You there, boy! Boy, quite all the scurrying around! .. Fine, John. Return to your quarters! Now John, respond to your friend unit!
Line 2: I don't like the gray text knight.. It is an unpleasant human.. No, stop! I don't think he read the etiquette book very thoroughly.. He likely made the foolish mistake of eating the pages first! He is terrible.. John, John, John, John. John, listen to me! Stop, boy. Stop talking to the gray text stupid dumb! Listen to me, stupid windy boy! John.. stop..
White Queen/Windswept Questant/Adored Sovereign/WQ:
"The final hope for victory lies in patience and planning."
Gender: Female.
Voice: Medium-high. I guess for me, I've always pictured WQ sounding royal, or formal.
Typing style: Fancy font, refers to players by their title.
About WQ: The Windswept Questant is the fourth of the EXILES living in the year 2422. She appeared in front of a giant egg that fell from the desert sky. She is also the only exile without bandages around her face but rather only as a hood. Before she exiled herself she was the White Queen of Prospit.
Line 1: Seer, can you hear me? Have a look around, Rose. You have much to discover. Rose, find your sprite. Your deceased pet, you wished to speak with him, did you not?
Line 2: Is it not why you are here? Follow them. Examine your pet's tomb. A mother will do whatever is best for her children.
Voice: Medium-high. I guess for me, I've always pictured WQ sounding royal, or formal.
Typing style: Fancy font, refers to players by their title.
About WQ: The Windswept Questant is the fourth of the EXILES living in the year 2422. She appeared in front of a giant egg that fell from the desert sky. She is also the only exile without bandages around her face but rather only as a hood. Before she exiled herself she was the White Queen of Prospit.
Line 1: Seer, can you hear me? Have a look around, Rose. You have much to discover. Rose, find your sprite. Your deceased pet, you wished to speak with him, did you not?
Line 2: Is it not why you are here? Follow them. Examine your pet's tomb. A mother will do whatever is best for her children.
Others:
Basically, all the other characters that have lines. If I forget anyone, please let me know!~
Doc Scratch:
LOOKING FOR AN UNDERSTUDY
"Each dark pocket, in time, will be filled."
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium-low.
About Doc Scratch: Doc Scratch is a mysterious, powerful being who communicates primarily with Vriska Serket via Trollian. Scratch uses pure white text and no chumhandle or trolltag, making the conversation difficult to read without highlighting. Doc Scratch is an officer of Lord English, the indestructible demon destined to enter the universe upon its death. He is also Alternia's first guardian, an entity meant to protect the planet on which he is born, as well as facilitate the planet's 'ultimate purpose'. Being omniscient, he is an extremely skilled manipulator.
Line 1: Well? (Scratch talking to Vriska) I know. I'm asking what you intend to do about it. Aren't you going to kill her? Your friend. The one who summoned the spirits.
Line 2: Does it matter? She brought them here to torment you. This obviously warrants revenge. You know you're going to anyway. You won't be able to help yourself..
Voice: Medium-low.
About Doc Scratch: Doc Scratch is a mysterious, powerful being who communicates primarily with Vriska Serket via Trollian. Scratch uses pure white text and no chumhandle or trolltag, making the conversation difficult to read without highlighting. Doc Scratch is an officer of Lord English, the indestructible demon destined to enter the universe upon its death. He is also Alternia's first guardian, an entity meant to protect the planet on which he is born, as well as facilitate the planet's 'ultimate purpose'. Being omniscient, he is an extremely skilled manipulator.
Line 1: Well? (Scratch talking to Vriska) I know. I'm asking what you intend to do about it. Aren't you going to kill her? Your friend. The one who summoned the spirits.
Line 2: Does it matter? She brought them here to torment you. This obviously warrants revenge. You know you're going to anyway. You won't be able to help yourself..
Spades Slick/Jack Noir:
LOOKING FOR AN UNDERSTUDY
"Graveyard shufflers."
Gender: Male.
Voice: Low, rude.
Typing: No capitalization or punctuation (likely linked to his one-armed status), rude.
About Jack: Jack has no tolerance for things he doesn't want to do. His vicious demeanor, sarcastic nature and nasty attitude are readily apparent, and he exhibits a lack of concern for life that isn't his own. He has a propensity for shirking his royal duties in order to make deals of every sort.
Line 1: You are now Jack Noir. You have just murdered an innocent family. What will you do? You begin claiming trophies to celebrate your magnificent triumph over the defenseless loving couple. The man's hat suits you perfectly. It is plain and serviceable. Yes, that looks so good. The only way the look could possibly be improved is if it was blacker. Or bloodier.
Line 2: Ok. You will keep one trophy. BUT ONLY ONE. You can never stay mad at Cal. He is a true friend. The only you have ever known.
Draconian Dignilary/Diamonds Droog:
"He better hope you find him dead. What you're gonna do to him will be much less painful that way."
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium-low. Kind of like a smoker voice, if that makes any sense.
Typing quirk: Perfect punctuation and syntax.
About DD: Droog has zero tolerance for anything and has an extremely short temper, even more so than Spades Slick. This does not affect his judgement, however, and he remains extremely intelligent and dangerous even though he is nearly always in a state of being pissed off. Diamonds, in short, is efficient, professional, sadistic, and ruthless.
Line: Make her pay. Atta girl. Skip to the end. That's what I like to hear.. As you were, then. (DD is giving Aradia commands here.)
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce:
"You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that."
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium, New Yorker accent.
Typing quirk: All caps, normal punctuation, refers to Sollux as "BOY" (similar to WV).
About CD: Clubs has the demeanor of a small child, holding no soul-blackening rage toward The Felt or anything else for that matter, and obeys commands without a lot of sarcasm. Nothing seems to faze Clubs, and this trait of his makes him the best at being the demolition expert, as he carries high amounts of high yield explosives with no qualms or attitude problems. If given a more open command, Clubs's responses to what he can do are of the innocent nature, making sure to at least fulfill the task given but not necessarily what was actually wanted.
Line 1: Boy! You there. Red and blue eye boy! Hello! I did not get the chance to formally greet you. I suspect this is what made you angry.
Line 2: But worry not! I have been brushing up on your "Troll etiquette". Pardon me while I consult the appropriate pages. It will only be a moment! This book is very thick! Troll etiquette sure is confusing! OH JEEZ! (Sollux gets angry with CD and when CD says "OH JEEZ", he says it because of Sollux's angry reaction.)
Andrew Hussie:
"This is always such a terrible idea."
Gender: Male
Voice: Medium.
About Andrew Hussie: Basically, all you need to know about him is that he's the one who created Homestuck and all his other wonderful webcomics. He's a pretty cool guy and is kind of a troll.
Line 1: Ms. Paint, you are doing a wonderful job. Thank you. It was also very thoughtful of you to switch the layer mode of your coat of paint to the overlay setting, so it would not obscure the details of Mr. Carnegie's lavish room.
Line 2: Cal, God damn it. We were all supposed to dress up for this. It doesn't look like you even touched that nice suit I sewed for you, let alone swapped your eyes with those billiard balls and make them alternate rapidly.
Jade's Penpal:
"Ha ha just kidding jade you know i love you and i think youre a blast."
Gender: Male
Voice: Medium
About Jade's penpal: He signs some of his letters as J. He helped Jade work on John's present. According to his letter, he loves adventure, talks in a very peculiar fashion, and will meet John sometime in the future.
Line 1: From what I heartell you've been through a bit of an adventure by the time you're reading this. That's so great. I love adventure and I would bet my bottom boonbuck you do too. I think we are birds of a feather John. I am pretty eager to meet you. Oh yeah I should have mentioned we are going to meet some day.
Line 2: I hear you like movies is that right John? I love movies too. Have you ever seen Weekend at Bernie's? So friggin' hilarious. It's hard to talk to Jade about movies because she doesn't really know about movies, but I'm sure you know that.
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang:
"What is this look, my dear kismesis? Is it shame? Envy?"
Gender: Female
Voice: Medium
About Mindfang: The ancestor of Vriska Serket. Mindfang was a pirate and the leader of a notoriously deadly fleet of Gamblignants. In her youth, Vriska found a journal in an impact crater that told about Mindfang's life and had clues for hidden treasures, including Vriska's dice and massive piles of treasure.
Line: The Orphaner poses a caliginous riddle like no other I've met. I am presuming him bothered by jealousy, and it would be sickening if it were not so marvelously amusing. but then, who but royalty could have the finned cheek to show disdain for the manner in which his black lover conducts her red conquests?
Gender: Male.
Voice: Low, rude.
Typing: No capitalization or punctuation (likely linked to his one-armed status), rude.
About Jack: Jack has no tolerance for things he doesn't want to do. His vicious demeanor, sarcastic nature and nasty attitude are readily apparent, and he exhibits a lack of concern for life that isn't his own. He has a propensity for shirking his royal duties in order to make deals of every sort.
Line 1: You are now Jack Noir. You have just murdered an innocent family. What will you do? You begin claiming trophies to celebrate your magnificent triumph over the defenseless loving couple. The man's hat suits you perfectly. It is plain and serviceable. Yes, that looks so good. The only way the look could possibly be improved is if it was blacker. Or bloodier.
Line 2: Ok. You will keep one trophy. BUT ONLY ONE. You can never stay mad at Cal. He is a true friend. The only you have ever known.
Draconian Dignilary/Diamonds Droog:
"He better hope you find him dead. What you're gonna do to him will be much less painful that way."
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium-low. Kind of like a smoker voice, if that makes any sense.
Typing quirk: Perfect punctuation and syntax.
About DD: Droog has zero tolerance for anything and has an extremely short temper, even more so than Spades Slick. This does not affect his judgement, however, and he remains extremely intelligent and dangerous even though he is nearly always in a state of being pissed off. Diamonds, in short, is efficient, professional, sadistic, and ruthless.
Line: Make her pay. Atta girl. Skip to the end. That's what I like to hear.. As you were, then. (DD is giving Aradia commands here.)
Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce:
"You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that."
Gender: Male.
Voice: Medium, New Yorker accent.
Typing quirk: All caps, normal punctuation, refers to Sollux as "BOY" (similar to WV).
About CD: Clubs has the demeanor of a small child, holding no soul-blackening rage toward The Felt or anything else for that matter, and obeys commands without a lot of sarcasm. Nothing seems to faze Clubs, and this trait of his makes him the best at being the demolition expert, as he carries high amounts of high yield explosives with no qualms or attitude problems. If given a more open command, Clubs's responses to what he can do are of the innocent nature, making sure to at least fulfill the task given but not necessarily what was actually wanted.
Line 1: Boy! You there. Red and blue eye boy! Hello! I did not get the chance to formally greet you. I suspect this is what made you angry.
Line 2: But worry not! I have been brushing up on your "Troll etiquette". Pardon me while I consult the appropriate pages. It will only be a moment! This book is very thick! Troll etiquette sure is confusing! OH JEEZ! (Sollux gets angry with CD and when CD says "OH JEEZ", he says it because of Sollux's angry reaction.)
Andrew Hussie:
"This is always such a terrible idea."
Gender: Male
Voice: Medium.
About Andrew Hussie: Basically, all you need to know about him is that he's the one who created Homestuck and all his other wonderful webcomics. He's a pretty cool guy and is kind of a troll.
Line 1: Ms. Paint, you are doing a wonderful job. Thank you. It was also very thoughtful of you to switch the layer mode of your coat of paint to the overlay setting, so it would not obscure the details of Mr. Carnegie's lavish room.
Line 2: Cal, God damn it. We were all supposed to dress up for this. It doesn't look like you even touched that nice suit I sewed for you, let alone swapped your eyes with those billiard balls and make them alternate rapidly.
Jade's Penpal:
"Ha ha just kidding jade you know i love you and i think youre a blast."
Gender: Male
Voice: Medium
About Jade's penpal: He signs some of his letters as J. He helped Jade work on John's present. According to his letter, he loves adventure, talks in a very peculiar fashion, and will meet John sometime in the future.
Line 1: From what I heartell you've been through a bit of an adventure by the time you're reading this. That's so great. I love adventure and I would bet my bottom boonbuck you do too. I think we are birds of a feather John. I am pretty eager to meet you. Oh yeah I should have mentioned we are going to meet some day.
Line 2: I hear you like movies is that right John? I love movies too. Have you ever seen Weekend at Bernie's? So friggin' hilarious. It's hard to talk to Jade about movies because she doesn't really know about movies, but I'm sure you know that.
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang:
"What is this look, my dear kismesis? Is it shame? Envy?"
Gender: Female
Voice: Medium
About Mindfang: The ancestor of Vriska Serket. Mindfang was a pirate and the leader of a notoriously deadly fleet of Gamblignants. In her youth, Vriska found a journal in an impact crater that told about Mindfang's life and had clues for hidden treasures, including Vriska's dice and massive piles of treasure.
Line: The Orphaner poses a caliginous riddle like no other I've met. I am presuming him bothered by jealousy, and it would be sickening if it were not so marvelously amusing. but then, who but royalty could have the finned cheek to show disdain for the manner in which his black lover conducts her red conquests?
