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 Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:36 pm
 Nothing says 'I love the outdoors' like a log cabin! It has four rooms total; one living room, a kitchen, and two bedrooms. However since he's living on his own Dimitri often uses the second bedroom for storage. The porch outside extends around all but the back of the house, with only one door leading in. Upon entering, one will find themselves in the living room. If they were to continue forward, they'd move into the kitchen. Exiting the kitchen or the living room from the side will take one into a hallway with two doors. Each door leads to a bedroom, both of which are side by side but separated. Each bedroom also has its own closet and bathroom.
Current Residents:
Dimitri Mikhail Solomon
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:56 am
 Chrysanthemum cracked her tiny whip as a small, terrified, rabbit bound forward, a small rope looped around its body and tied to a small chariot she road in. A special pair of tiny reigns were in the mouth the frightened critter as it made its way to the house of Dimitri Solomon. Why fly, or walk, or anything, when you can be pulled by a slave rabbit? Steering the bunny near the front door, Chrysanthemum did as she always does, and that's do as little work possible. Grabbing at the pouch below her feet, she tossed a bag of change onto the front step and a letter attached. It landed near the door, or in the grass really, and she gave little care to fixing it. Wasn't her job to pick it up, it was just her job to drop it off. Another crack of the whip and her bunny picked up speed to the next house.Dear Dimitri Solomon,
Why are you not rich? Hm? You have an interesting job, one that I thought would bring you in lots of cash. What's the matter with you? And I know being poor is so hard and time consuming, but I haven't seen a single offering from you. You may only be able to offer a halfpenny or something, but you can at least show some appreciation for all the hard work I do. Do you realize how hard it is to get food, set it out in a trap, wait for a stupid enough animal to come along and eat it, then tie it up to a chariot? You know the only animal I got? A rabbit! Not a elegant deer, not a sleek mountain lion, but a rabbit! You know what, the only good you've done was scare all the animals away. Leaving stupid rabbits about. And you didn't even make a decent profit doing any of it, did you? No. Or you wouldn't be so lame. I hope you're proud of yourself. Enjoy the change, go buy yourself some gum or something then try to sell it triple what you bought it for and make some profit, you useless donkey.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:02 pm
Setting his duffel bag down on the porch as he sat down on the wooden steps, Dimitri opened the letter. He didn't expect it to be anything kind; considering he had found it laying on the grass. And a bag of loose change? What was that all about? After carefully reading the words written several times over, his emerald eyes closed as a smirk creased his lips. Was this some kind of joke or what? His first thought was to just trash the 'gift,' but there was something bothering him. Slipping the letter into a pocket, he then stuffed the pouch of coins into his duffel bag. There could be no mistaking it, he knew. Whoever had written this knew what he was up to in the woods. An intriguing thought, considering that he prided himself on staying alert out in the wilderness.
But that part about driving a rabbit around? Sounded like another loopy islander was trying to get to him. Well, Dimitri was up for a game of cat and mouse in the forest! Besides, it would just be inconsiderate of him not to deliver a reply to this message face to face. Also, if this anonymous benefactor wanted to blackmail him for his illegal activities? They would have another thing coming. Slinging his duffel bag onto a shoulder, he headed out.
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:40 pm
After the pathetic failure that was Ilya, the next pathetic failure on Chrysanthemum’s list was Dimitri Solomon. How could a man like him deserved to be placed under her was still escaping her mind. Surely the Goddess had been struck by a fit of insanity when she had made that decision. Such a moronic Goddess like her should have been replaced a long time ago! Replaced with someone more fitting like Chrysanthemum herself! Oh, of course, who in the whole universe was better than her to do the role o a supreme being in the universe? No one! That’s who! Now that she thought of it, she should bring it up in the next fairy meeting. Surely those little fairies had enough brains in their tiny heads to be able to understand that much. Still half lost in her thought, Chrissy was about to kick the humming bird she was ridding when she realized that the reason it had stopped was because they had finally arrived in front of Dimitri’s house. She rolled her eyes, wondering how someone under her could live in such small quarters. It wasn’t even a house! It was a cabin! No, a shack! Hell! A toolshed! Yes, he was living in a mere toolshed! She took a bag of pennies (for a total of 6.19$) with a letter attached to it, threw it through a window, breaking it, and flew away on her hummingbird-steed.
Dimitri, look at you in the mirror! Do you see that handsome man? The one with a cunning brain? A charming smile? Hair of the gods? Of course not, you don’t see him because you are too busy hiding his him with your hideous reflection. Yes, because of people like you, those that really shine are hidden away! Why must you all disappoint me one after the other, after the other, after the other? Was it the national ”Let’s make fools of ourselves in order to bring shame upon the divine Chrysanthemum who deserves so much more than us and who’s beauty and intelligence rivals none” day? Because it sure looks like it If I am to go by people like you! Please, make yourself useful for once! There are dozens of exotic animals on this island! Why don’t you go poach some more? Myself! Go steal one from the mayor and sell it back to him! He’ll never notice the difference! Surely, HOPEFULLY you aren’t as stupid as you look and you can actually do something worthy! How hard could it be to kill an elephant? They are too big to be fast! Stop bringing shame to my name and do something good with your life! And if you can’t… Well, do me a favour and commit suicide already!
Oh, while I’m thinking of it, can you give that letter and half the change in the pouch to your boss? It applied to both of you, just change your name for hers and every “man” for “woman” and it will be perfect.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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