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 Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:41 pm
The crowd for Wrestlemania were lively as ever, ready to scream for, or at, whoever emerged from behind the mythical curtain that seperated the stage from backstage. It was at this point that "Saint Jimmy" by Green Day began to blare across the arena... and the crowd went silent.
A single pyro erupted from the base of the titantron, sending a shower of sparks onto the steel ramp below. The sparks were suddenly broken as Saint Joey leapt through the centre, protected from the sparks by a mask, landing on the ramp with a spring in his step! A spotlight shined down on him as he raises his sceptre above his head. As the smoke stopped, his long coat swayed in the remaining breeze. He begins to run down to the ring.
He slid under the bottom rope, quickly jumping to his feet. Only a few were making any noise; the other genuinely had no idea who he was. After getting to his feet, he took off his mask, and passed his staff over the top rope, exchanging it for a microphone...
"Ladies and Gentlemen... Tramps and Harlots... Behold! From the land of the far suns, I have returned! It is I, Saint Joey!"
The crowd did not react. It was almost silent. It was a very, very awkward moment.
"No? Do none of you remember me?"
"I do"
"SHUT UP! Nobody? You know, your former WWCW Hardcore champion? You know, I beat Krymzon Ghost. Remember that guy? Adam Mastrocola won it and merged it with the TV title. No? Anybody? Anybody at all?"
No reaction. A few coughs. Joey had been 3-month ruled.
"Well, you know what. Screw you guys. I don't have to prove s**t to you. BUT I WILL, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW GREAT I AM!! I am here tonight to challenge anybody in the back, anybody at all, to a match! I may have been a nobody to you when I got here, despite what I've done, but by GOD, I will leave as your saviour from this Hell of wrestling! Because I am quite simply the best, the greatest, the holiest, the greatest, the holiest, the greatest, the Grim Reaper's Pen ********/>... Now somebody get out here and fight me!"
Joey threw the microphone out of the ring, thoroughly enraged at the crowd's persistant indifference to him. The silence had been drummed out by a small portion of jeers, which further annoyed Joey. He was here tonight to make a statement... He was going to win. And they were going to like it.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:06 pm
And Sure enough, someone comes out and it happens to be the returning Draze coming out to "Along the Way" by Mushroomhead! As he makes his way down to the ring, he tags a couple fans hands before climbing into the ring, standing before Joey, ready for a fight!
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:11 pm
Still enraged by the crowd, Joey would charge into Draze, hoping to cinch in an elbow-collar tie-up. He did this in the hopes that he could forcefully push Draze into a corner, despite his slight weight advantage.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:14 pm
As Draze was getting pushed back, he quickly grounded his footing before pushing his weight forward, hoping to Shove Joey back in a feat of great strength!
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:20 am
Joey was shoved backwards, but he was pushing forward so hard that it somehow managed to level his balance, allowing him to stay on his feet. Nevertheless, he was forced out of the tie up, and pushed several meters by Draze's impressive power. Deciding on a different approach, Joey would rush straight back in for the offensive, aiming a knee to Draze's gut, and would attempt an irish whip should it be successful.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:19 pm
And as Joey Rushes in, Draze sidesteps letting Joey go towards the ropes. and Joey Turns, Draze will go to clothesline him to the floor!
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:26 am
Still fresh, and with his wits about him, Joey manages to duck the clothesline on the rebound. On the second rebound, he would attempt a dropkick to Draze's knee, hoping to take it out from under him.
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:10 pm
((3 Day Auto HIt))
The dropkick to the knee connected! As Draze fell, Joey would quickly jump back to his feet, jumping over Draze in a run to a rope purpendicular to them, and on the rebound would attempt another low dropkick, this time to the side of Draze's skull!
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:29 pm
And now Draze is sent rolling down to the outside where he lanmds on the inch thick mats.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:32 pm
Joey once again jumps to his feet. Aiming for another rebound from the opposite side to which Draze had fallen, he would run and leap over the ropes, hoping to hit him with a diving body press!
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:13 pm
((3 Day Auto))
The diving body press connects! Joey lands soundly, managing to avoid being hurt too badly after the fall. He stands and pumps his fist to the fans, before hastily stopping still to stare at them. There was very little response.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:42 pm
And now Draze is trying to get back up before Joey can inflict any more damage.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:17 pm
Joey, still enraged, would aim a few stomps to Draze as he began to rise.
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 2:11 pm
(obviously, the win goes to joey.)
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