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 Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:50 pm
Alright quite simple one person say the name of a DLC title they would like to see for New Vegas and the next person would give a description for the DLC to make it sound bad then that person makes a DLC title they would like.
Okay so I'll start...
The Revenge of Mr. New Vegas.
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:06 pm
adds new weapons and armor...that mr new vegas uses to hunt you down and kill you with
honest hearts
((actual name for an upcoming dlc, but i wanna hear it get corrupted))
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:13 pm
Your heart is ripped out of our chest by a feral ghoul and as you lay dying Raul fixes you up to an automated heart he made out of a fission battery and you have to go find the ghoul that stole your heart only to find out he had done pooped it out and you die. If you have not rescued Raul from Black Mountain you die if Raul is dead you die. You have to erase all of your saved games and you can never shut off the radio on your pip boy. And Tabitha and Mr. New Vegas have the infamous Three Dog glitch where they announce them selves 47 times and then say now time for the news and then a song plays and if you switch it to the other radio station if on ps3 it causes your ps3 to meltdown and explode (trust us were doing you a favor) and if you are on 360 your disc cracks and it is not covered by any warranty. Pick up Honest Hearts for $1.53 on March 11th 2011 on 360 and for $999.98 on 12/31/3369 for the ps3...because we hate the ps3.
And look out for the next DLC "ED-E's Revenge!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:18 pm
((actually it was also announced that honest hearts shares a cross console release date of the same day, so no waiting ))
ED-E leaves the mojave wasteland for good to get revenge on the six fingered eyebot who killed his father, 800mspoints no new armor items or anything
phantom of the sierra madre
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:23 pm
((Hey...shut up!))
You died in Dead Money...HAHA YOU SUCK! 80000000000 MS points not for ps3 because ps3 sucks.
Doowop blues
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:59 pm
DOOWOP BLUES: The exciting new DLC pack for Fallout: New Vegas!
Story: In the middle of the Mojave Desert, there is rumored to be a master of the ancient art of dance. This mythical being is known only as... Tim. Journey into the exact center of the Mojave Wasteland (And we mean, EXACT center) to learn from this old and wizened master of the arts. Enjoy a thrilling 10 new minutes of new missions assigned randomly throughout the DLC.
Content: Enjoy new additions to the game that can only intensify the action! A decrease of the level cap down to 5, and enjoy the complete inability to use your weapons (Dancers of the Blues only need their feet)! This exciting DLC pack will include with it a new form of combat: Singing! This exciting new addition will deal absolutely no damage to your opponents, and will in fact heal them for an undisclosed and arbitrary reason thought of by a PO'd developer who just lost his wife to another man. Enjoy the new addition, or should we say SUBTRACTION, of the subtitles system, because since when do you see words when people talk?
Extras: New radio stations! Enjoy the delicate sounds of the Blues by listening to a thousand babies crying for food! NOW THAT'S WHAT THE BLUES WERE ALL ABOUT!
Notes: Once downloaded, this DLC will nerf all your game saves, and will make any additions to the game from this DLC permanent. The radio station cannot be turned off, or turned down, and because you're probably thinking of turning off the volume of your TV, think again! Important mission tasks are assigned randomly by Tim throughout the 10 minute long DLC, making listening skills important!
Doowop Blues will be available for all consoles on 12/33/01 for paltry 8000 MS points, or a small $100.00 for you PS3 and computer fans out there!
Be on the lookout for Fallout: New Vegas' new DLC pack:
The Water Fountain of San Juarez!
Bethesda and Obsidian studios are not responsible for system destruction, wiping of Hard Drive data, and thoughts of suicide that may occur during play. These instances are not covered by your warranty. Please, if you have any questions, call one of our automated systems that may or may not hang up on you after you are on hold for 4 hours.
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Muddy Armadillo Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:05 pm
The Water Fountain of San Juarez is the latest DLC for fallout New Vegas offering 0 benefits other than all enemy armor is glitched and never breaks until you pick it up. This wonderful DLC introduces an amazing new radio station...Fast talking Asian women talking about tiny things they think are cute. Also by popular demand you can play after you finish the story line! However it's dynamic and which ever way you end the campaign will be whats in the wasteland you side with NCR theres no Legion side with Legion you are forced to be Caesars sex slave and if you went for an Independent New Vegas you take over Mr. Houses position and sit in a computer screen all day long waiting for Ulysses to come and unplug you. And if you sided with Mr. House you suck and the game explodes. This game offers absolutly nothing new and you also lose all your level cap and it is glitched and we can not and WILL not fix it!
Look out for our next dlc
Now it's just getting sad.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:18 pm
"Now it's just getting Sad".
Story: Take a journey into post-war Obsidian studios and discover the dark secret behind their DLC. Watch for the first time in the Fallout series, VIDEOS showing employees gradually lose their minds from guilt and lack of sunlight. This exciting DLC will offer no new weapons, no new armor, and certainly no understandable story.
Features: Walk through empty hallways of the old developers building while finding one of 1234 holotapes detailing Obsidian Entertainment's ultimate demise. Feel depressed, slightly happy, and hungry all in the same DLC! WHAT A F***ING BARGAIN!
"Now it's just getting Sad" will be available for the Sega Dreamcast and PS1 for the measly price of 6,999 euros and will be released 1/1/99.
Bethesda and Obsidian Softwares are not responsible for sheer depression and random monkey attacks that come from purchasing this DLC. If you have any concerns, please do not call Customer Service.
Be on the lookout for our next DLC pack, "Return of the Punga Plant".
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Muddy Armadillo Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:04 am
darman83 "Now it's just getting Sad". Story: Take a journey into post-war Obsidian studios and discover the dark secret behind their DLC. Watch for the first time in the Fallout series, VIDEOS showing employees gradually lose their minds from guilt and lack of sunlight. This exciting DLC will offer no new weapons, no new armor, and certainly no understandable story. Features: Walk through empty hallways of the old developers building while finding one of 1234 holotapes detailing Obsidian Entertainment's ultimate demise. Feel depressed, slightly happy, and hungry all in the same DLC! WHAT A F***ING BARGAIN! "Now it's just getting Sad" will be available for the Sega Dreamcast and PS1 for the measly price of 6,999 euros and will be released 1/1/99. Bethesda and Obsidian Softwares are not responsible for sheer depression and random monkey attacks that come from purchasing this DLC. If you have any concerns, please do not call Customer Service.
Lol dude that's just to epic!
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