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 Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:36 am
Like every religion, this one has some pretty awesome holidays too.
If you're a true believer in the Clown, you'd celebrate these.
Jan 15th: Martin Luther King Jr. Day
This just kind of got mixed in with the rest of our holidays.
To celebrate, we spend the day before hanging dream catchers all around the house. And if you have a dream of racial equality that night, Martin Luther King visits you in the night and leaves you presents in your Civil Rights Stocking.
Feb 6th: The Day of Happiness
On The Day of Happiness, followers of the Sad Clown celebrate depression and sadness. We spend the day being as depressed as possible, to honor the Sad Clowns sacrifice of his happiness in order to save us all. Traditional Day of Happiness meals include: shards of glass, earth worm casserole, and fast food.
March 24th: Sad Clown New Year
Just to make things more interesting, the Sad Clown brought upon us the Calender of the Sad Clown, an entirely new calender system where months were divided into sets of five days, and New Years usually fell on March 24th. The only copy of the calender was destroyed in a circus fire, but followers of the Clown still celebrate the calenders New Year every March 24th. Traditions include getting drunk and running naked through the streets at twelve in the morning.
April 12th: Steven
To celebrate the day when a young man named Oliver saved the life of the sad clown, the holiday of Steven on April 12th is set aside to give gifts to any person with the name Oliver. Although recently, there's been a push in the Sad Clown community to also include any people with the name Manuel, Ron, and Adolf.
Dec 25th: Nothing
Followers of the Clown celebrate December 25th in the form of a traditional Jewish Christmas, by going to see a movie and eating Chinese food. Some followers also celebrate by going to as many churches as possible and dressing up the baby Jesus in the nativity scene as the Sad Clown.
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:33 pm
Everyone better be getting ready for Sad Clown New Year.
It's going to be the year 81 S.C.
Instead of AD and BC, The Cult of the Sad Clown uses SC and BC, which stand for Sad Clown and Before Clown.
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:26 pm
Preparing all that need be prepared for the New Year. Banners are looking depressed, decorations dishearted and the scary funfair music is ready to go
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:40 pm
Sad_Clown_Forever Preparing all that need be prepared for the New Year. Banners are looking depressed, decorations dishearted and the scary funfair music is ready to go This is going to be one awesome New Year. In your face d**k Clark.
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