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Muddy Armadillo Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:26 pm
(Due to a previous incident with a phisher, the previous thread had to be deleted. This is a re-posting of one of the most popular features of the Guild.)
Rules: A person states what they would "Wish" to see happen in the Fallout series, and finds a way to "Corrupt" the previous poster's wish into something the original poster may not have intended.
Ex:
Player 1: I wish you could customize the color of your armor.
Player 2: Wish Granted, but you only have Hot Pink and glitter to customize it. I wish that you could drive the vehicles lying around.
Player 1: Wish Granted, but as you drive the vehicle, you lose caps to fuel it. I wish...
Etc, Etc.
Have fun ( biggrin ), be creative ( idea ), and crush people's dreams ( crying ).
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:27 pm
I wish that you could shoot the birds flying over Megaton.
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Muddy Armadillo Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:35 am
Granted but they're actually the size of the Citadel and squash everyone when they fall.
I wish I could be a member of the enclave.
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:01 am
Granted, but Liberty Prime will follow you everywhere, trying to kill you
I wish if you get lots of radiation you become a Ghoul
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Mom Should Have Swallowed
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:19 pm
Granted but you lose the use of your legs.
I wish I could travel to new vegas with my fallout 3 character.
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:22 pm
Granted, but he is instantly set upon and destroyed by geckos.
I wish you could make apple pies in New Vegas.
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Muddy Armadillo Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:06 pm
granted, but they have a 100 percent addiction rating and instantly give you 2000 rads
i wish Xbox live would release ALL the updates that are out now instead of having to wait for future dlc or whenever they feel like updating it (and dead money is still pretty buggy mind you)
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:23 pm
Granted, but all your profiles on both Fallout 3 and New Vegas get nerfed in the process.
I wish that they would make Caravan easier to understand (I just start pressing A and hope for victory).
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Muddy Armadillo Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:34 pm
Granted but you all the NPCs become impossible to beat due to a bug.
I wish I had a tame pet deathclaw.
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:49 pm
Granted, but it's mother comes after you, kills you, and takes it's baby back.
I wish that you could pimp-slap companions that annoy you.
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Muddy Armadillo Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:48 am
granted, but they pimp slap you back for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!
i wish there were upgrades for ALL weapons (like a scope for your combat knife lol)
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:11 pm
Granted, but everytime you look through your knife scope, the blade shoots through your eye causing instant death.
I wish you could ride Dogmeat/Rex like a horse.
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Muddy Armadillo Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:24 pm
Granted but they bite your ankle off
I wish Steam wasn't so shitty so I can actually play New Vegas on my pc
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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:21 pm
granted, but now it's a text based adventure game
i wish i could import the lone wanderer with all his perks as the courier...or isaac clarke
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Muddy Armadillo Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:31 pm
Granted, but Cthulu is summoned through this act of canon-breaking, and immediately destroys the Earth.
I wish Cthulu was actually in the game.
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